Funny Fitness Jokes Coffee Mugs

Fitness? More like fitness whole cupcake into my mouth. Show the only thing you want to lift is more cupcakes into your mouth with this funny lazy fitness design.

Being offensive being funny. Let Ricky Gervase know his "humor" is boring as F*** and reaping the same sentiments over and over is TIRED. Put yourself way, Ricky. Put yourself away. The design is also perfect for throwing shade at your asshole friend how thinks that always playing devil's advocate is an acceptable substitution for a personality.

Follows workout. Workout doesn't follow back. Unfollows workout. Show that you follow for follow only with this funny social media and fitness inspired design.

I workout because my personality is banging and I want my body to match. Show that you're the whole package with this cocky, funny, workout design.

Smart-ass bad ass with a great ass. Show that you're funny, smart, tough and sexy with this design.

If only sarcasm burned calories. If only sassiness lead to fitness. Show you're better sarcasm than you are a cardio with this funny design.

Weird flex, but okay. Show this strange standing cat has the weirdest of flexes with this funny meme design.

Time for cardi....oh look, weights! Show that you're all about those weights at the gym with this lifting inspired design.

Ah, who else but Dio???!?! Whether you can trust a cute bunny ever again, you can at least be weary about the endeavor while chilling in this punny Dio bun bun tee!

Follows diet. Diet doesn't follow back. Unfollows diet. Show that you follow for follow only with this funny social media and dieting inspired design.

Champion shit stirrer. Show you're the best when it comes to stirring up drama. This funny messy design is perfect for anyone who loves to stir the turd.

I wish pretending not to hate my job burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if job dissatisfaction burned calories with this funny sassy design.

I wish pretending not to hate everyone burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if general disdain burned calories with this funny sassy design.

Bro, it's like you've never even pulled a vegetable before. How do you expect to make it through Subcon if you ain't stacked like a mushroom block? Deadlifts, bro, that's my secret.

Cat is short for Catthew. Spread truth where ever you go with this informative cat design.

Abs I thought you said apps? Show you want appetizers not abdominals with is mozzarella stick inspired design.

1, 2, 3, 4... 1, 2, 3 MOTHA F**CKA! Get your sax-a-boom on with this jamin' bowser design inspired by Jack Black and his legendary instrument that's as rare as a stradivarius.

Are you ready to conquer your day with the perfect blend of attitude and caffeine? Look no further than the "Blood Of My Enemies" coffee mug. With its bold and playful print, this mug is not for the faint of heart. Whether you need to fuel up for a big meeting or just want to channel your inner warrior, this mug will have you feeling like a boss in no time. Show off your sense of humor and passion for coffee with this witty and sassy mug. And don't worry, we won't tell your enemies that you're drinking their blood (it's just a clever joke). So go ahead, fill 'er up and let the blood, er, coffee flow. The only thing you'll be conquering is your to-do list.

Introducing the perfect mug for those who love a good laugh and a catchy tune! Our "If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum" design is the ultimate expression of giving up on life and playing dead. Featuring an adorable possum with a hilarious song parody twist, this mug is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you take a sip. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee or settling in for a relaxing evening with a hot cup of tea, this funny mug is the perfect addition to your collection. With its durable construction and high-quality printing, you can enjoy your new favorite mug for years to come. Give it as a gift to your favorite animal lover or keep it for yourself as a hilarious reminder that sometimes it's okay to just lay there and take a break. So grab your "If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum" mug today and show off your love for humor and creativity!

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you. Let your friends and family know that they are infecting people with their stupid in this funny Billy Maddison quote inspired design.

I Love My Asshole Cat. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole cat with this funny pet parent themed design.

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All my friends are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All my coworkers are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny work themed design.

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

This better not awaken anything in me. Celebrate your newest hobby with this damnation enthusiast inspired design.

We All Start as Strangers Some of Us Stranger Than Others. Show you're a strange ranger, but a good friend with this inspirational quote design.

Singing, crying, nagging I can do them all! Show that you're a real catch with this funny design.

Jolly af. Show that Old Chris Kringle is jolly as F*** with this funny Christmas design.

Dill Sergeant. Show your love for pickles and getting yelled at with this funny gherkin inspired design.