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Funny Father Quotes Introvert Blankets

Browse our collection of 15 Funny Father Quotes Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

I Don't Like Mornings or People Blanket

I Don't Like Mornings or People Blanket

Introverts unite and tell people that you don't like mornings...or people for that matter. Don't worry if they don't get sarcasm, it doesn't mean that you aren't funny. This blanket design features the quote, "I Don't like Mornings or People." with a sun pattern.

Sorry I Can't Go Out I Am Over Encumbered By My Inventory Blanket

Sorry I Can't Go Out I Am Over Encumbered By My Inventory Blanket

Every western RPG game player has seen this message or something similar- You are over-encumbered by your inventory and your party cannot venture forth. UGH. Why did I pick up those 50 helmets, 30 pies, and 20 magical staffs? This funny gamer blanket is the perfect gift for nerds trying to avoid social interaction, going to the party, or that thing you don't want to go to because you're an introvert who hates dealing with people unless food or dungeons are involved.

Who Needs Relationships When There Are Kittens Blanket

Who Needs Relationships When There Are Kittens Blanket

So what you're single. Who cares no one wants to date you. Whatever, you're not in a relationship. Who gives a crap. You have kittens, and even if you don't have kittens pet stores have kittens you can pet. So let the world know that you don't need no man cause their are kittens in the world with this cute blanket design!

Oops! All Anxiety Blanket

Oops! All Anxiety Blanket

Uh oh! The crunch factory messed up! This box is JUST anxiety! Now they have to live with it! Who could have made such a mistake?! Scream into the void with this funny parody design!

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Watch True Crime Documentaries Blanket

I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Watch True Crime Documentaries Blanket

Let's get this true crime party started with this funny, "I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Watch True Crime Documentaries" design! Perfect for a night in binge watching murder documentaries, loving crime shows, Netflix and watching TV!

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good, its something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. And...Long walk to the fridge, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly thats why you need this blanket design because they don't know you well enough at all.

I Shy Paper Bag Blanket

I Shy Paper Bag Blanket

Calling all the shy and cute introverts! This adorable paper bag would make a great collection for your asset of items. Express yourself in the most subtle way possible!

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Going Outside Was A Mistake Blanket

Going Outside Was A Mistake Blanket

"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.

Couch Protector Blanket

Couch Protector Blanket

I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy blanket.

Couch Protector Blanket

Couch Protector Blanket

I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy blanket.

Ight Imma Head Out Leaf Blanket

Ight Imma Head Out Leaf Blanket

Ight, I've gotta leave. Peace out with this funny, "Ight Imma Head Out" falling leaf design inspired by the spongebob meme. Perfect for loving fall, leaf puns, internet memes, and leaving awkward moments.

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