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Funny Drinking Nsfw Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 61 Funny Drinking Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Hot People Drink The Nut Greeting Card

Hot People Drink The Nut Greeting Card

Hot People Drink The Nut...MILK! Get your head out of the gutter!

Hot People Drink The Nut (Milk) Greeting Card

Hot People Drink The Nut (Milk) Greeting Card

Hot People Drink The Nut (Milk).

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Happenis Greeting Card

Happenis Greeting Card

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

Merry ChristmAss Greeting Card

Merry ChristmAss Greeting Card

Ho ho ho! Merry ChristmASS y'all! Get cheeky this holiday season with this cheeky butt naked Santa Claus pun!

I Need A Thicc Daddy Greeting Card

I Need A Thicc Daddy Greeting Card

Show off your appeal to the thicc-er crowd with this sassy retro inspired design!

I Put the Hoe in Hoedown Greeting Card

I Put the Hoe in Hoedown Greeting Card

You can't spell hoedown without hoe! Yeehaw! Be sex positive with this funny cowboy themed design!

Property Brothers Sandwich Greeting Card

Property Brothers Sandwich Greeting Card

I'd like to be the meat in a Property Brothers Sandwich. Show you've got a thing for twins and open floor plans with this funny, horny, home and garden inspired design.

If I Hadst A Single F*** Greeting Card

If I Hadst A Single F*** Greeting Card

If I hadst a single F*** to giveth I would bestow it unto thee. Show that you don't give a F***, but be fancy about it. Channel your inner Shakespeare with this funny design.

I Donut Have Any F***s to Give Greeting Card

I Donut Have Any F***s to Give Greeting Card

Show your love of doughnuts and your lack of F***s to give with this funny sassy design. This donut themed pun shirt features the phrase "I Donut Have Any F***s to Give.

You Feel That Heat Greeting Card

You Feel That Heat Greeting Card

You Feel That Heat? It's Coming From My Undercarriage.

Pizza Slut Greeting Card

Pizza Slut Greeting Card

Don't you just find the greasiest, most carloric and dritiest pizzas just outright irresitable? Well then this naughty little tantalizing pizza is just the design for you!

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

The CDC Recommends You Stay 6 Feet Away From This Ass Greeting Card

The CDC Recommends You Stay 6 Feet Away From This Ass Greeting Card

The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

I Always F***ing Hated Them Greeting Card

I Always F***ing Hated Them Greeting Card

Let those you love know that you support their decision to ditch their partner like 3rd period French. There's other fish in the sea and their old fish sucked ass. This funny foul mouthed greeting card features the phrase "I Always F***ing Hated Them. Congrats On Leaving Your Shithead Significant Other.

I Always F***ing Hated Him Greeting Card

I Always F***ing Hated Him Greeting Card

Let your friend know you support their life choices by assuring them that you too hate their ex-boyfriend with the red hot passion of one-thousand suns. This funny sassy sympathy card features the phrase "I Always F***ing Hated Him. Congrats On Leaving Your Shithead boyfriend.

I Always F***ing Hated Her Greeting Card

I Always F***ing Hated Her Greeting Card

Show your friend some support by letting them know that you violently hated their ex, or just cheer them up with some foul mouthed humor. This funny condolence card features a beautiful floral design and the phrase "I Always F***ing Hated Her. Congrats On Leaving Your Shit Head Girlfriend.

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

This funny greeting card features a vintage illustration of slugs, strawberries and some other outdoorsy junk along with the phrase "I think it's cool that you're into nature and shit." Give this to your friends to let them know that you appreciate their love for camping. You could also give it to someone who's bits you want to get at to show how super rad and interesting you think they are.

Don't Be A Dick Greeting Card

Don't Be A Dick Greeting Card

Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Greeting Card

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

F*ck You Greeting Card

F*ck You Greeting Card

And thank you for your service! Get passionately vulgar with this "thank you" bag-inspired design!

Top Shelf Piece of Shit Greeting Card

Top Shelf Piece of Shit Greeting Card

Top shelf piece of shit. Show you're a piece of shit, but a real fancy one, with this funny self-deprecating design.

Will F*** For Brunch Greeting Card

Will F*** For Brunch Greeting Card

Will F*** for brunch. Show that you'll ride the D in exchange for some B with this pro-brunch design.

It's Time For Some Mother F***'n Coffee Greeting Card

It's Time For Some Mother F***'n Coffee Greeting Card

It's time for some mother F***'n coffee. Show that their ain't no time like coffee time with this coffee lover inspired design.

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Greeting Card

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Greeting Card

I felt sad BUTT you made me smile! Show off how happy your booty is with this cute and funny, flirty, smiley face booty design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Eternally Damned To Get Eternally Rammed Greeting Card

Eternally Damned To Get Eternally Rammed Greeting Card

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

I Love Cumming Georgia Greeting Card

I Love Cumming Georgia Greeting Card

If you LOVE Cumming (Georgia), this design is meant for you! Show off your state pride with this suggestive, misleading tee design that's sure to turn a few heads.

Cool Slutty Daddy Greeting Card

Cool Slutty Daddy Greeting Card

Pedro is our cool slutty daddy, but you can be too, let the world know what you need with this ironic dystopian daddy inspired design.

Thanks for the Orgasms Greeting Card

Thanks for the Orgasms Greeting Card

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

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