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Funny Calltotes Cryptids Flat Face Masks

Browse our collection of 29 Funny Calltotes Flat Face Masks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Yeti For Winter Time Flat Face Mask

Yeti For Winter Time Flat Face Mask

Get yeti for the winter season with this cute and funny yeti, winter time design! Perfect for those chilly, winter, cozy, cryptid nights in!

C-RIPPED-tid (Ripped Cryptid) Flat Face Mask

C-RIPPED-tid (Ripped Cryptid) Flat Face Mask

Have you heard of Mothman? Yeah, Absolutely jacked up sounding. No like, actually, yolked as hell. Be elusive, spooky, and absolutely RIPPED with this funny buff mothman pun!

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Flat Face Mask

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Flat Face Mask

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

BIG F*** Is Real Flat Face Mask

BIG F*** Is Real Flat Face Mask

BIG F*** IS REAL. Wake up sheeple. Spread the truth about the biggest F*** in the woods, Big F***, with this weird Bigfoot design.

Frogicorn Flat Face Mask

Frogicorn Flat Face Mask

BEHOLD! The wonderous, magical, rare, frogicorn! Have you ever seen such splendor? If your aesthetic is somewhere between slime goblin and fairy sprite, this cute frog unicorn design is for you!

Mess With The Mermaid You Get The MerBlade Flat Face Mask

Mess With The Mermaid You Get The MerBlade Flat Face Mask

Step away from the mermaid! Sometimes, people make you feel a bit... stabby. Embrace your inner sea witch and sharpen that blade!

I'm Not a Monster (Nessy) Flat Face Mask

I'm Not a Monster (Nessy) Flat Face Mask

I may be elusive, mysterious, and shaped like a weird duck but I'm not a monster :C Get a laugh and get found with this funny Loch Ness Monster design!

Loch Chess Monster Flat Face Mask

Loch Chess Monster Flat Face Mask

How are you supposed to hold these tiny pieces with big ol' flippers?? This game is stupid.

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Reverse Mermaid Flat Face Mask

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Reverse Mermaid Flat Face Mask

Gaze upon my body and tremble, mortal. Be surrounded by gorgeous fish and strike fear in the hearts of millions of men with this utterly powerful reverse mermaid design inspired by old school tattoo art.

Cryptid Face Mask Flat Face Mask

Cryptid Face Mask Flat Face Mask

The OG social distancing champions are cryptids! They stay so far away no one ever really sees them! They never come out! Show off your love for cryptids like Bigfoot, Mothman and The Lochness Monster and protect yourself with this funny, social distancing, cryptid face mask cover!

F***ing Legend (Unicorn) Flat Face Mask

F***ing Legend (Unicorn) Flat Face Mask

Look at me, I'm an absolute legend! Show off your crassy sassy unicorn ass with this funny unicorn design!

Mermade Flat Face Mask

Mermade Flat Face Mask

When you've got a thirst even an ocean can't quench, follow the siren song of delicious Mermade, the only sports drink with the sea-salty taste of a truly excessive amount of electrolytes!

Anxie-Sea Flat Face Mask

Anxie-Sea Flat Face Mask

If your mermaid song consists of nervously humming while vibrating yourself into a stress ball, this mermaid pun is for you!

Frosted Cryptid Crackers Flat Face Mask

Frosted Cryptid Crackers Flat Face Mask

Frosted Cryptid crackers in my soup, Mothmen and Bigfoots loop da loop! Show off you love for this fun frosted snack mashed up with creepy Cryptids in this funny Cryptid animal crackers pattern design.

Lerk Ners Mernster Flat Face Mask

Lerk Ners Mernster Flat Face Mask

Hoi! Am lerk ners. Am cryptid. pls don't do me a heckin' frighten. I'm easily startled and will hide.

Jersey Devil Subs Logo Parody Flat Face Mask

Get into some tasty cryptid lore with this funny logo parody with horns and wings evoking the legendary and spooky Jersey Devil!

He Sees You When You're Sleeping Mothman Parody Flat Face Mask

He Sees You When You're Sleeping Mothman Parody Flat Face Mask

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. The elusive Mothman is always aware of what you're doing, kind of like santa, but scarier! Show off your love for cryptids and the holiday season with this funny, christmas song parody design.

Moth-Booty Flat Face Mask

Moth-Booty Flat Face Mask

Get ready for the harbinger of doom. That mysterious Cryptid, that bootylicious Moth-booty! Show off your love for butts and Cryptids with this funny, Mothman booty design!

Chupaca-BRUH Flat Face Mask

Chupaca-BRUH Flat Face Mask

Perfect for carving a gnarly boneless over some goats at night! This rad as heck Chupacabra skateboarder design does not suck, but it does shred.

Sea You In Shell Flat Face Mask

Sea You In Shell Flat Face Mask

Be sassy, elusive, and lure men to their death and place in heck with this cool oceanic mermaid demon design featuring a deep sea pun!

What We Do In The Bark Flat Face Mask

What We Do In The Bark Flat Face Mask

This immortal creature of the night howls at the moon and drinks toilet water more than blood. Get some spooky vibes going with this funny and cute vampire dog parody!

Pizzacorn Flat Face Mask

Pizzacorn Flat Face Mask

Be magically cheesy with this cute unique unicorn design that features a slice of pepperoni pizza unicorn complete with pepperoni horn! You could also call it....a peppercorn.

Punk Unicorn Pattern Flat Face Mask

Punk Unicorn Pattern Flat Face Mask

If you were born to 'Corn cause you give a dang and resist the apathy and cruelty of modern society, this cute unicorn is you! Spike your hair and be as elusive with this cute punk unicorn design!

MEH-dusa Flat Face Mask

MEH-dusa Flat Face Mask

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Social Distance Queen Mermaid Flat Face Mask

Social Distance Queen Mermaid Flat Face Mask

At the tail end of this pandemic you can fin-ish your quarantine knowing that, like the elusive sea maiden you are, you've kept an ocean between you and other people! Whether it's introversion or the vast scale of the sea, this funny design is for you!

Count Chonkula Flat Face Mask

Count Chonkula Flat Face Mask

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

I Have Become An Unkillable Nightmare (Goose On a Car) Flat Face Mask

I Have Become An Unkillable Nightmare (Goose On a Car) Flat Face Mask

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

Serving Camp Cryptid Real-Ness Flat Face Mask

Serving Camp Cryptid Real-Ness Flat Face Mask

Today we're serving up some cryptid camp real-Ness! Camp it up in the woods with this punny Nessie design that's as glamourous as it is pun-filled.

Be My Bae-tyr Valentine Satyr Flat Face Mask

Be My Bae-tyr Valentine Satyr Flat Face Mask

Flirt with bae like a horndogged-half-goat-person with this funny d&d and fantasy inspired satyr pun! Perfect for a nerdy Valentine day gift or setting the mood for your next campaign.

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