French Humor Adult Socks

This packed design is dedicated to all potato lovers. Y'all be hella sluts for them delicious starch-filled root vegetables. Don't be shy about it, express yourself with this quirky design!

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Sometimes life is pretty grim. Coming straight from the afterlife to tell you just how relentless life really is, It's the grim reaper in the flesh! Err, or rather, a lackthereof.

I'd Like To Cancel Adulthood, please, like it's starting to stress me out...

Get ready to turn heads and get a laugh with this hilarious pair of socks featuring the phrase "My Hip Hurts." Perfect for those who refuse to let age slow them down, this shirt is sure to be a hit at the gym, on a hike, or even at the doctor's office. The bold font and graphic of a hip joint add to the ironic charm of these socks, making it a must-have for anyone with a sense of humor. Shop now and show off your humorous side while staying comfortable.

Anyone feeling good? If so, go ahead and cop this kawaii kimochi design!

Tis the season and get a daddy to deck your halls!

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

This design is made for the people in the back that didn't hear it the first time.

If I'm not for anyone, then it just means I'm for the streets. The streets are always welcoming.

Today's the perfect day to try and get your shit together. If you're feeling that motivation then this design was made just for you!

Whether it's running, hopping, or walking the pain is inevitable. We all have moments where our knees have forsaken us.

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

It's one of the more powerful skills ever. Practicing this type of magic is not suited for the weak.

What can I say? I like to go around and drink as many horchatas as I can. Can't blame me for loving that delicious concoction.

Uh-oh! This turkey most definitely called you out for your true desires. Better make up to it somehow or else you'll get nothing for Thanksgiving dinner.

Oh yeah, nothing like catching a nice big bass on your rod. Best placement ever.

If we're being honest here, the real expense of everything is simply existing.

Don't piss off the llama. You've been warned. Try talking shit and you'll find out what'll happen (you get spit on).

For all beer lovers out there, let's show some appreciation towards science for it's wondrous contribution to our every day indulgences!

Life at it's finest. The cause of hella caffeine intake as well as the never ending battle of procrastination. Together, they're a match made in hell!

Booties are one of the most innocent yet cheeky (pun intended) things to exist. Almost everyone can appreciate and get a laugh out of it. Plus, we all have one!

Congratulations! You've been sitting/lying down at the same spot for 14 hours straight! You have now been unlocked a new achievement: laziness!!

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a dolphin smoking a cigarette.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!

Life only give us challenges we can handle. Fortunately, some of us look better doing it. Not this guy; the genetics lottery wasn't too generous to our friend here. There's nothing like a drag to filter the anxieties of life.

Waking up and choosing violence is so last year. It's time to take it up a notch and be a menace. It's subtle, classy, and harmless while doing the most. So go ahead and leave that seat up and be true to you!