Fossil Fuels Edgar Allan Poe Tank Tops

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

Whoever said that puns are the lowest form of humor, has clearly not seen this t-shirt. If you love a good laugh and aren't afraid to show off your quirky personality, the Attempted Murder t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Imagine the double-takes you'll get from strangers when they read the bold words emblazoned across your chest. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. This tee is not an admission of guilt for any sinister plans you may have cooked up. It's simply a playful nod to the fact that sometimes, our attempts at humor can fall a little flat. So go ahead, wear this t-shirt and let your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun-fueled mastermind shine. Who knows? Maybe you'll even make a new friend or two.