Skip to Main Content

{{ name }}

Fight Me Plants Socks

Browse our collection of 35 Fight Me Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

If You Can't Stop Buying House Plants These Items Are For You

20 Mother's Day Gifts For The Lady Who Loves Gardening

Spring Forward With These Gifts That Will Brighten Your Day

Plants Plant Socks Sassy Flowers Mother Nature Puns Succulents Cute Mushroom Dont Mess With Me Fungi Gardening Introvert Mushroom Puns Plant Anime Cactus Foraging Funny Mushroom Garden Gardener

Propagate Me, Daddy Plant Sock

Propagate Me, Daddy Plant Sock

I'm thirsty and want to be watered and propagated, Daddy...show off your kinky plant love with this funny, "Propagate Me, Daddy" sweaty and thirsty, plant design. Perfect for NSFW plant lovers and lovers of all kinds!

Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty Sock

Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty Sock

This venus fly trap says "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty!" The perfect venus fly trap socks to gift as a gift for gardeners, or for yourself, you cute little green thumb you. Venus fly traps are awesome carnivorous plants and deserve love too.

Pluck Me Daddy Rose Sock

Pluck Me Daddy Rose Sock

Pluck Me Daddy! This ahegao rose is dripping wet and ready to be plucked! This NSFW plant pun will be sure to get some questionable looks, but we don't give a pluck!

Fertilize Me, Daddy Sock

Fertilize Me, Daddy Sock

I'm planted right here, now fertilize me, Daddy. ;) Show off your love of plants, kinky times, and funny NSFW daddy jokes with this, "Fertilize Me, Daddy" flower design with a wet flower in some dirt.

Don't Mon Stare At Me Monstera Sock

Don't Mon Stare At Me Monstera Sock

Don't Mon Stare At Me... get it? It's monstera... despite this being a cute little plant pun, this design def gives off creepy "don't look at me" vibes with those eyes. Might burn a hole through ya, or your already holey plant.

Watch Me Grow Plant Sock

Watch Me Grow Plant Sock

You are always growing and progressing! Show off your growth with this, "Watch Me Grow" plant design. Perfect for loving plants, personal growth, and motivational quotes.

Aloe Is It Me You're Looking For Sock

Aloe Is It Me You're Looking For Sock

I long to see the sunlight in your leaves, and tell you time and time again how much I care, aloe. Water you waiting for? Show your plants how much you love them with this funny Aloe pun!

Please Don't Overcrowd Me Sock

Please Don't Overcrowd Me Sock

Show off your love of plants with these super cute, succulent lover's, plant owner's, indoor houseplant socks! Let everyone know you need your space like a beautiful houseplant!

Please Do Not Step On Me I'm Trying To Grow Flower Sock

Please Do Not Step On Me I'm Trying To Grow Flower Sock

Please do not step on me, I'm trying to grow, thx. Show off your delicate growth as a tender flower with this, "Please Do Not Step On Me I'm Trying To Grow" flower sign design!

Don't Talk To Me Or My Plant Son Ever Again Sock

Don't Talk To Me Or My Plant Son Ever Again Sock

I'm not frond of people who don't like plants! They lowkey succ. How dare people say such terrible things about my plant son, they've never even met him!

Sorry I Can't My Plants Need Me Sock

Sorry I Can't My Plants Need Me Sock

For those people who love their plants more than people tell everyone you can't make it because you're so antisocial you want to stay in with your plants. Perfect for those gardeners and indoor plant enthusiasts.

Mess With The Cactus You Get The Attacktus Sock

Mess With The Cactus You Get The Attacktus Sock

Don't be a dick or you get the prick. Show off your strong succulent energy with this, "Mess With The Cactus You Get The Attacktus" tough cactus design that's ready to fight. Perfect for a plant lover, being badass, sassy and cactus jokes!

Plant Trees Do Crimes Sock

Plant Trees Do Crimes Sock

Environmental protections crimes, that is. Show off your fight for the planet with this, "Plant Trees Do Crimes" tree hugger design. Perfect for celebrating Earth Day, fighting the climate crisis, and planting trees!

Thirsty Plant Sock

Thirsty Plant Sock

Water me with love and affection please and thank you. You love your plants and being thirsty with this funny, "Thirsty" cute plant design. Perfect for plant lovers, being cute and thirsty.

Monstera Skeleton Sock

Monstera Skeleton Sock

Leave me alone, I'm hiding in the plants in peace! Show off your love of plants and skeletons with this cute illustration of a skeleton hiding in some monstera leaves.

Liberals For Gay Plant-Based Climate Action Sock

Liberals For Gay Plant-Based Climate Action Sock

Show your love of the planet in an intersectional way with this cute, lgbtq lensed environmental design, perfect for saving the planet, fighting for equality, and smashing capitalism.

The System Succs Sock

The System Succs Sock

Let's grow a new system, cuz this system SUCCS. Show that The System Succs with this angry succulent design. Perfect for plant lovers fighting for change.

Protect The Vulnerable Sock

Protect The Vulnerable Sock

Show the world that we are only as strong as the most vulnerable with this, "Protect The Vulnerable" design, with a small plant and nature within a force field. Perfect for activism, social justice, and fighting for human rights.

We Are Les Champignons Sock

We Are Les Champignons Sock

This fungi will keep fighting till the end, even if they're just a flash in the pan! What a champ! Show your love of mushrooms, glam, and rock with cute parody design!

Plants Against The Patriarchy Sock

Plants Against The Patriarchy Sock

Plants might be silent but they're social justice warriors! Show off your love of plants and smashing the patriarchy with this, "Plants Against The Patriarchy" foliage design. Perfect for feminists, plant lovers, and fighting for equality!

Monstera Leaf Monster Sock

Monstera Leaf Monster Sock

You better leaf me alone or you'll deal with the Monstera! Show off your sassy plant humor with this plant pun design featuring an illustration of a monstera leaf that looks like an angry monster with teeth! Perfect for loving plants, leaves, and feeling sassy.

Pretty But Pokey Rose Sock

Pretty But Pokey Rose Sock

You may admire this rose, but don't get too close. Make sure people don't mistake your kindness for weakness with this, "Pretty But Pokey" gothic rose design. Perfect for being sassy, goth and gorgeous.

Everything Is NOT spine! Sock

Everything Is NOT spine! Sock

The world's on fire, my brethren are dying left and right, human's keep chopping down my ancestors... Everything is NOT spine! This makes me feel prickly!

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Sock

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Sock

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Mushroom With Knife Sock

Mushroom With Knife Sock

You're a small but might mushroom, not to be messed with! Show off your sass with this mushroom with a knife illustration! Perfect for being a threatening fungi.

Emotionally Available Only For Plants Sock

Emotionally Available Only For Plants Sock

Emotionally Available Only For Plants. People? Oh don't get me started on those.

I Don't Give a Succ Sock

I Don't Give a Succ Sock

Bud, aloe me to explain. My apathy stems from a deep rooted, soiled perspective of my experiences. I seed the world, ya know? I just don't give a succ anymore!

Garden Slut Sock

Garden Slut Sock

Talk dirty to me - I love plants, soil, hoeing around and gardening! Show off your love of working in the garden with this "Garden Slut" gardener design. Perfect for getting dirty, planting seeds, and growing food!

Goth Gardener Sock

Goth Gardener Sock

These wilted flowers are dying inside, just like me. Get some laughs (and some cries) with this funny goth gardener design perfect for the plant parent who just can't seem to keep the life of their plants above "spitefully continuing to live".

Trans Plant Sock

Trans Plant Sock

Doctor told me I needed a trans-plant. Everyone needs a trans-plant. For the lovely trans folks out there with a green thumb and a knack for puns, get yourself a trans-plant with this adorable design!

{{product.fields.title}} {{product.mapped_type.human_readable}}

With Coupon {{ product.pricing.coupon.toUpperCase() }}

PrevPage 1 of 2Next

{{ loadProductsText }}

No More Results

; ;