Female Empowerment Unisex Long Sleeve Sassy T-Shirts

Free the female presenting nipple! Now that there is a ban on female presenting nipples on tumblr. It's time to protest and free the female presenting nipple! Protest to the ban with this badass, feminist, anti-tumblr ban shirt.

Free the female presenting nipple! Now that there is a ban on female presenting nipples on tumblr. It's time to protest and free the female presenting nipple! Protest to the ban with this badass, feminist, anti-tumblr ban shirt.

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

There used to be a time, on a distance planet, in a galaxy far far away, that I actually cared about anything. The sass is strong with this one, and like the force, the sass flows through me. So if you are more like me, and sass sensitive, than this funny, galactic space shirt is the best way to put an apathetic smile on your face, and the face of others!

There used to be a time, on a distance planet, in a galaxy far far away, that I actually cared about anything. The sass is strong with this one, and like the force, the sass flows through me. So if you are more like me, and sass sensitive, than this funny, galactic space shirt is the best way to put an apathetic smile on your face, and the face of others!

Ew Gross, The Patriarchy. You know what's not gross? Feminism, equality, and the destruction of gender norms.

Liberal Democratic Feminist Bad Bitch! Are you all of the above? Then this edgy design is for you! Show off your sass and style with these words to live by!

Liberal Democratic Feminist Bad Bitch! Are you all of the above? Then this edgy design is for you! Show off your sass and style with these words to live by!

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

Wear your sarcastic heart on your sleeve with this funny, sassy shirt.

Wear your sarcastic heart on your sleeve with this funny, sassy shirt.

Do you have a distaste for the patriarchy? Are you tired of outdated gender norms? Then show your support for feminism and equality with our "Ew Gross, The Patriarchy" t-shirt. This shirt packs a powerful message with just four simple words. Wear it to protests, rallies, or just around town to let everyone know where you stand. This shirt is for the bold and the brave who aren't afraid to speak up for what they believe in. It's perfect for feminists, allies, and anyone who wants to make a difference. So, ditch the patriarchy and grab one for yourself or your fellow feminist friend. When you wear this shirt, you'll be not only making a statement but also contributing to the fight for gender equality.

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

Tired of people asking about your relationship status? Inform them with this funny shirt of your romantic situation! I'm not single, I'm in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend is in the future.

I like my pizza served freezing cold, just like my heart! Have some pizza and wear your cold heart on your sleeve with this funny, pizza shirt!

I like my pizza served freezing cold, just like my heart! Have some pizza and wear your cold heart on your sleeve with this funny, pizza shirt!

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

This pussy doesn't play around. Mess with the kitten you're gonna get a hittin'. These mittens have claws, baby, and I'm not afraid to use them.

This pussy doesn't play around. Mess with the kitten you're gonna get a hittin'. These mittens have claws, baby, and I'm not afraid to use them.

Why be a princess when you can rule over those beneath you as a QUEEN!! Show people you're practically royalty and let them know you rule with an iron fist!

In the words of our great female hero Leslie Knope, we are "sophisticated with a hint of slutty." We know how to party with class and a whole lot of sass. Slut pride right over here, we like to sex and we're not afraid to say it.

In the words of our great female hero Leslie Knope, we are "sophisticated with a hint of slutty." We know how to party with class and a whole lot of sass. Slut pride right over here, we like to sex and we're not afraid to say it.

I don't have a bucket list but my F***it list is a mile long.