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Feel Like Shit Sassy Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 40 Feel Like Shit Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Make Mom Laugh With These Silly Mother's Day Cards

Celebrate Mom This Mother's Day With These Gifts

Mail Mom A Cute Card This Mother's Day

Sassy Funny Animals Jokes Quotes Sarcasm Anime Cats Memes Mother Nature Parody Valentines Day F*** Animal Puns Bitter Candy Hearts Coffee Cuss Cute Cat Dads

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Don't mind me I'm just deep in my feelings. Show off your moody shark humor with this, "Eating My Feelings" emotional shark design! Perfect for having feelings, food lovers and shark jokes!

Shit's F***ed Sinking Ship Greeting Card

Shit's F***ed Sinking Ship Greeting Card

Shit's F***ed. Everybody knows: Shit's F***ed. Show that things have never been worse with this sinking ship design.

So Lepre-Done With Yo Shit Greeting Card

So Lepre-Done With Yo Shit Greeting Card

Don't bother looking for gold. Seems like this leprechaun is very much lepre-done with your shit.

Back On My Silly Goose Shit Greeting Card

Back On My Silly Goose Shit Greeting Card

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

I Feel Like a Princess and by That I Mean my Parents Wish I was a Boy Greeting Card

I Feel Like a Princess and by That I Mean my Parents Wish I was a Boy Greeting Card

I feel like a princess and by that I mean my parents wish I was a boy. Show that you and your parents are equally disappointed in each other with this funny passive aggressive design.

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

This funny greeting card features a vintage illustration of slugs, strawberries and some other outdoorsy junk along with the phrase "I think it's cool that you're into nature and shit." Give this to your friends to let them know that you appreciate their love for camping. You could also give it to someone who's bits you want to get at to show how super rad and interesting you think they are.

It Be Like That Sometimes Script Greeting Card

It Be Like That Sometimes Script Greeting Card

We all know it really be like that sometimes. Share in our collective struggles and life with this decorative, "It Be Like That Sometimes" script design.

Full Discloser I Can Feel Myself Giving Up Greeting Card

Full Discloser I Can Feel Myself Giving Up Greeting Card

Full discloser, I can feel myself giving up on today already. Show that you're already over today with this sassy design.

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

All I Care About Are Open Floor Plans and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I Care About Are Open Floor Plans and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I care about are open floor plans and like two people. Show you live for home renovation with this home and garden inspired design.

I Want To Reincarnate as a Christmas Tree Greeting Card

I Want To Reincarnate as a Christmas Tree Greeting Card

I want to reincarnate as a Christmas tree. Show that when you die you want to come back as a Christmas tree so you can finally know what it feels like to be pretty and well-liked.

Drink Some Coffee Put Your Hair Up Greeting Card

Drink Some Coffee Put Your Hair Up Greeting Card

Drink some coffee, put your hair up and get your shit together. All you need is caffeine, a messy bun and a badass attitude to get the job done with this sassy design.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In Tampon Commercials Greeting Card

I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In Tampon Commercials Greeting Card

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER CAROL! Give the gift of laughter with this funny quote greeting card.

Tsundere Sheep Greeting Card

Tsundere Sheep Greeting Card

Tch! I-it's NOT like... I LIKE EWE, BAAHKA!! Haphazardly hide the feelings towards your crush with this funny anime sheep that isn't fooling anyone.

I Have Acid Reflux Greeting Card

I Have Acid Reflux Greeting Card

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

Full of Spit Llama Greeting Card

Full of Spit Llama Greeting Card

...Is that...a threat...? Stay cute, stay ominous, stay full of spit with this cute af llama design, perfect for keeping people on their toes and maybe 6 feet back.

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Greeting Card

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Greeting Card

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Sharp Horse Greeting Card

Sharp Horse Greeting Card

You're sharp, sassy, and taking no shit. Show off your unicorn humor with this funny, "Sharp Horse" design! Perfect for unicorn lovers, unicorn jokes, unicorn quotes, horse humor and being magical!

Sorry For Not Being Sorry Greeting Card

Sorry For Not Being Sorry Greeting Card

Sorry for not being sorry, because I tried to feel sorry but I don't. Show you regret nothing with this sorry not sorry design.

Snappybara Greeting Card

Snappybara Greeting Card

Introducing the worlds cutest most sassy animal fish creature ever to exist.... the Snappybara! Feel your Snappybara sass in this adorable mashup design.

I Don't Wanna Greeting Card

I Don't Wanna Greeting Card

The simple answer to your question or statement is simply, "I don't wanna." Peridot.

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

I'm Still Hungry Greeting Card

I'm Still Hungry Greeting Card

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Greeting Card

OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said Greeting Card

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Awkward Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Awkward Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a funny gift for your ex!

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly - Parody Greeting Card

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly - Parody Greeting Card

Animal puns and booty are some of the best things in life! This song parody design "I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly" for the sassy jellyfish that feels bootylicious! Perfect for animal puns, animal jokes, song parody, animal parody, and jellyfish gifts!

It's Time For Some Mother F***'n Coffee Greeting Card

It's Time For Some Mother F***'n Coffee Greeting Card

It's time for some mother F***'n coffee. Show that their ain't no time like coffee time with this coffee lover inspired design.

Mess With The Pork You Get The Chop Greeting Card

Mess With The Pork You Get The Chop Greeting Card

Mess With The Pork You Get The Chop! Go vegetarian, or face the CHOPPPING BLOCK. This piggy is gonna fly... it's little piggy fist in your face!

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