Farts Socks

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Introducing our hilarious and must-have Fart Squirrel Skunk socks! These socks are the epitome of humor and perfect for every skunk lover out there. With an eye-catching design that features an adorable squirrel, you'll have everybody laughing at the joke. If you're looking to add some flare to your sock game or need a fun gift for a friend, these socks are the answer! With the perfect blend of skunk and squirrel jokes, you're sure to become the life of the party with these socks gracing your feet. Whether for a special occasion or a casual outing, these socks will show off your animal humor and keep your feet cozy all day long. The Fart Squirrel Skunk socks aren't just a fashion statement but also a conversation starter. Pick up a pair and prepare for endless laughs and compliments!

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

Are you a dad? Do you love farting? Well damn, show off your love passing gas and dad jokes with this, "D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Farting" dad design!

Look at this majestic field of rainbow poop. I wonder what left it. A bunch of unicorns, perhaps? Be cute and gross with this rainbow poop pattern!

Look at this majestic field of rainbow poop. I wonder what left it. A bunch of unicorns, perhaps? Be cute and gross with this rainbow poop pattern!

Whoever smelt it dealt it. But the long nose dog can smell for miles?????

Bonjour! A pleasure to meet you. They call me monsieur poot poot, glad to be of your acquaintance. Smelly regards!

OMG Did You Just Fartlek? Fartlek training "is simply defined as periods of fast running intermixed with periods of slower running." So yes, you have to be a runner to understand the joke, but come on, fart humor and running humor? Step on the gas. fartlek run omg did you just fartlek?

They call me Laqueefa, the postmodern pim-what? LA QUEEFA, what? Did u just la queef?

Thank you for loving me even though I fard and shid. The perfect valentine design for those who have an immature (but hilarious) sense of humor!

Poop Humor Will Never Not be Funny. It's hilarious, always, no exceptions.

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!