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Eff You Mermaids Totes, Casual Totes and more

Browse our collection of 31 Eff You Totes, Casual Totes and more . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Celebrate Mer-May With These Whimsy Mermaid Products

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Sea You In Shell Tote

Sea You In Shell Tote

Be sassy, elusive, and lure men to their death and place in heck with this cool oceanic mermaid demon design featuring a deep sea pun!

You Can't Sit With Us Mermaids Tote

You Can't Sit With Us Mermaids Tote

If you don't have a tail and you're not a mermaid. You can't sit with us. Unleash your inner mermaid princess mean girl diva and tell those humans off with this sassy mean girls mermaid tote bag!

You Can't Sit With Us Mermaids Tote

You Can't Sit With Us Mermaids Tote

If you don't have a tail and you're not a mermaid. You can't sit with us. Unleash your inner mermaid princess mean girl diva and tell those humans off with this sassy mean girls mermaid tote bag!

We Fish You a Mermy Christmas Tote

We Fish You a Mermy Christmas Tote

We fish you a mermy christmas and a slappy new year! Make waves with this cute design featuring a mermaid and a fish caroling some groan worthy ocean puns!

Sand Witch Casual Tote

Sand Witch Casual Tote

You wanted a sandwich? I thought you said SAND witch! Well, maybe they have a spell that makes snacks...

Magical Mer-Daddy Casual Tote

Magical Mer-Daddy Casual Tote

Are you a daddy? Are you also a merman! Well then, show off your magical daddy, merman vibes with this magical, merman , daddy shirt design!

Pastel Ariel Parody Casual Tote

Pastel Ariel Parody Casual Tote

This little mermaid's got a new look, inspired by soft pastel grunge fashion. Being a princess doesn't mean you can't be fashionable and adorably goth. If Ariel had known what ombre hair was, I'm sure she would have been all about this style.

Starpunks Coffee Casual Tote

Starpunks Coffee Casual Tote

From basic bitch to basic punk bitch, Starpunks Coffee is where you can get your daily edgy fix at. Don't miss out on this edgy design dedicated to caffeine addicts!

Moray Christmas Casual Tote

Moray Christmas Casual Tote

We Fish You A Moray Christmas, and a happy new eel! Celebrate the holidays under the sea with this adorable Christmas Eel!

Subtle Bubble Pattern Tote

Subtle Bubble Pattern Tote

Do you need something to add to your underwater theme? Maybe you just really like bubbles? Or perhaps, you're a mermaid! Whatever the reason, this bubble pattern design is perfect for you!

Social Distance Queen Mermaid Tote

Social Distance Queen Mermaid Tote

At the tail end of this pandemic you can fin-ish your quarantine knowing that, like the elusive sea maiden you are, you've kept an ocean between you and other people! Whether it's introversion or the vast scale of the sea, this funny design is for you!

I Can Go From Mermaid To Sea Witch REAL Quick Tote

I Can Go From Mermaid To Sea Witch REAL Quick Tote

I'm a mermaid who's about to stab you with my merblade! This design is perfect for those real life out there who are a tad on the sassy side! Warn your enemies not to mess with you, make them aware of your fury!

Mermaids Against Body Shaming Tote

Mermaids Against Body Shaming Tote

You can't weigh the beauty of something for its weight, its appearance or other's social standards. Like what makes you feel good , love who you want and most importantly - yourself. Say NO to body shaming! Mermaids agree!

Sand Witch Tote

Sand Witch Tote

You wanted a sandwich? I thought you said SAND witch! Well, maybe they have a spell that makes snacks...

You are the best merm in the world! I survived even the strongest ocean storms because of you!

Show the world you'll do whatever the flip you want and you don't take any bullshark with this sassy mermaid design showing off an edgy mermaid!

Throwin' Mer-Shade Tote

Throwin' Mer-Shade Tote

If you need me, I'll be under the sea, flippin' my fins and throwin' mer-shade than you! Read someone to filth with this sassy and funny, mermaid tote bag!

Bitch Please I'm a Mermaid Princess Tote

Bitch Please I'm a Mermaid Princess Tote

Haters gonna hate, but you're royalty and you don't have to put up with any of that! All you mermaid princesses can put those haters in their place with this Bitch Please I'm a Mermaid Princess design. Mermaids are real!

Na-Mer-Ste Mermaid Yoga Tote

Na-Mer-Ste Mermaid Yoga Tote

Na-Mer-Ste. The mermaid in me acknowledges and respects the mermaid in you. Show your love for yoga and the sea with this mermaid inspired design.

Magical Mer-Daddy Tote

Magical Mer-Daddy Tote

Are you a daddy? Are you also a merman! Well then, show off your magical daddy, merman vibes with this magical, merman , daddy shirt design!

Mercorn? Seahorse-icorn? unimaid? Confused narwhal? If you are several layers of magical, mythical, powerful, majestic, elusive, legendary, sparkly, and mesmerizing, this extremely chromatic hippocampus with a unicorn horn is for you!

Mermaids Are Real Tote

Mermaids Are Real Tote

We are so tired of people acting like mermaids aren't real, too. You are not alone. As if it wasn't obvious enough, this design provides the perfect opportunity to let the world know! Now flip that tail fin and go do mermaid things!

Pastel Ariel Parody Tote

Pastel Ariel Parody Tote

This little mermaid's got a new look, inspired by soft pastel grunge fashion. Being a princess doesn't mean you can't be fashionable and adorably goth. If Ariel had known what ombre hair was, I'm sure she would have been all about this style.

Starpunks Coffee Tote

Starpunks Coffee Tote

From basic bitch to basic punk bitch, Starpunks Coffee is where you can get your daily edgy fix at. Don't miss out on this edgy design dedicated to caffeine addicts!

Moray Christmas Tote

Moray Christmas Tote

We Fish You A Moray Christmas, and a happy new eel! Celebrate the holidays under the sea with this adorable Christmas Eel!

Who wants to just a mermaid when you can be a badass, spell casting, fierce sea witch instead? Show off all of your sea witchy powers and pastel goth, sea punk style with this naughty and nautical, pastel goth tote bag!

Pastel Monster Girls Tote

Pastel Monster Girls Tote

This pastel monster tote is sure to make you feel creepy and cute all at the same time. Who says monsters girls can't be pastel and kawaii? Featuring illustrations of a harpy, a mermaid, a slime girl, a centaur and a dullahan, kawaii accessories are perfect for anyone who is a fan of monsters, monster girls, monster musume, kawaii decor and pastel goth.

Nautical Tattoo Mermaid Tote

Nautical Tattoo Mermaid Tote

Get Naughty with this sexy sea siren in her sultry pose with her vintage, ocean and sailor inspired tattoos. This Illustrative tote bag design features a sassy mermaid wearing a gorgeous flower crown and other elements of the ocean decorate the design accompanied by more pretty florals and sea shells! Release your inner sassy sea diva and act like the punk pastel mermaid you truly are!

Be Your Own Kind Of Beautiful Reversed Mermaid Tote

Be Your Own Kind Of Beautiful Reversed Mermaid Tote

Ignore the standards of beauty society imposes on you, build your self esteem and confidence, and embrace your strengths and unique qualities with this motivational mermaid tote featuring an inspiring quote that says "be your own kind of beautiful" and a reversed mermaid with human legs and a fish head! This cryptozoology design is the perfect gift for geeks looking to keep it weird and inspire a better outlook on beauty.

Be Your Own Kind Of Beautiful Reversed Mermaid Tote

Be Your Own Kind Of Beautiful Reversed Mermaid Tote

Ignore the standards of beauty society imposes on you, build your self esteem and confidence, and embrace your strengths and unique qualities with this motivational mermaid tote featuring an inspiring quote that says "be your own kind of beautiful" and a reversed mermaid with human legs and a fish head! This cryptozoology design is the perfect gift for geeks looking to keep it weird and inspire a better outlook on beauty.

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