Eff You Sports Socks

FOOTBALL? I didn't come along to watch sweaty men pass around a ball! I came for assorted gems, stones, rocks, and crystals! give me quartz, not sports!

If you love hockey boys this hockey girl design is made specifically for you! Show your love this hockey season with this adorable design for girls who only date athletes!

'Tis the season for football butts! Show that you go nuts for football butts with this thirsty fall design.

All I want for Christmas is a piece of the Aggro Crag! Show you love for 90s game shows with these funny Christmas socks.

Are you ready to bring on the fall season football spirit in a punny way? Our "Fall's Out Balls Out (Football)" sock is here to do just that! The perfect accessory for any football lover, this sock is all about the ball. Forget about any other "balls". We're talking about the oval-shaped, pigskin ball that makes the season complete. With this sock, you can finally breathe in the crisp autumn air, and enjoy the excitement of the game. A conversation starter for any tailgate party, this sock design is the ultimate gift for the football fanatic in your life. Pull up your socks (literally!) and get ready to tackle your fall season football style with our "Fall's Out Balls Out (Football)" sock.

Bring the ability to BELIEVE with you everywhere with this, Ted Lasso-inspired design. Perfect for loving to be optimistic, wholesome tv shows and fans of the AFC Richmond soccer team!

I like sports, but also... ANIME! I can hang with the sports bros then the weaboos. Also, I do love exclusively sports anime, how can you not?

Don't "hog" the road when you jog with this adorable pun depicting a hedgehog sprinting around like a dang ol human man!

Spend quarantine with you quaranTEAM either virtually, from a distance, or within your household with this, sporty "Quarantine With My QuaranTEAM" athletic inspired design.

Thinking about running a half marathon today! That's right, 13.1 hours of content right in front of this tv screen. Show some pride in the sheer amount of content you can absorb in an extended sitting with this funny play on words!

You know what they say- No Pain No Grain! Get some laughs in the gym and the kitchen with this funny bread pun, perfect for rising up to the occasion and proofing to yourself that your a yeast in the gym.

Do you have the FIBER for this workout?! Well, plant the seeds of self improvement and see some gains with this funny jack fruit workout design depicting a jackfruit putting on its game face and doing some reps.

Go sports! Beat the other team! Do the goals... and basket them all the way to the endzone! Sports may not be your bag, but that's no reason not to show pride and team spirit! This makes for a great nerdy gift idea. Whether you're on the couch or in the bleachers, grab this ironic design and show your sports pride. Especially if, ah... you don't know anything about sports.

Bust out all your tricks as you fly through the air with this funny, "BeeMX" bee pun design! Perfect for loving BMX, bikes, x-games sports, and bees!

Alt-Right Nuts Roasting on An Open Fire... that's how that classic Christmas song goes, right? Or is it chestnuts.... irrelevant, because alt-right nuts can burn, that is, if you can find balls on any of those alt-right trolls. Let us beautiful liberal snowflakes fall with their ashes. The alt-right is extremely problematic, so show off your liberal pride with this hilariously inappropriate Christmas design.