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Browse our collection of 33 Eat My Ass Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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I Eat Ass Shark Blanket
I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??
Bitch Ass Parody Blanket
Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!
Satan Loves My Gay Ass Blanket
Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.
Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket
Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.
Fighting Evil By Moonlight Eating Lettuce By Daylight Blanket
You heard that right folks, in the name of the moon, this sailor bun eats her lettuce by daylight! Show others your love for all things bun and anime puns with this kawaii sailor bun blanket!
Eat Me Daddy Psychedelic Shroom Blanket
Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.
My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Blanket
Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.
Trying My Best (Sparkles) Blanket
Its hard out there. Let the world know you're just trying your best with this groovy lettering surrounded by sparkly stars!
Hell And Darkness My Old Friends Blanket
I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...
My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket
What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.
Always Hungry - Kirby Blanket
I don't eat -- I inhale my food. Show your love for the hungry pink puff with this adorable "always hungry" Kirby design!
The Entire Cat Population Is My Best Friend Blanket
You have taken "cat lady" to a whole new level. Be besties with all the cats and be proud!
Sleep Till Your Hungry Blanket
The best way to live, sleep until your hungry, and eat until your sleepy.
Patrithotic Blanket
I got America's ass! Show that you're a patriotic thot this Fourth of July with this funny design!
Pizza Pyramid (Close Enough) Blanket
Be sure to follow your daily nutrition requirements. Or you can just say f*ck it and eat a pizza. Choose delicious over nutritious in this Pizza Pyramid design.
Baby Got Books Blanket
Forget baby got back, this baby got books. So boys, stop staring at her ass and start admiring her brain because she is way smarter than you and she's looking for a mind who will respect her mind and her body. Nerd girls are the best.
Welcome to the Cat Parade Blanket
When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!
Big Dick Stocks Blanket
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Twerk Team Corgi Blanket
Oh my god, look at that fluffy little butt. That corgi is gonna twerk his way straight into my heart he is so unbelievably adorable. You convinced me to join Twerk Team Corgi you little cuddly puppy dog.
The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket
Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!
Wake Me When It's The 23rd Century Blanket
Wake me when it's the 23rd century. I just wanna be captain of my very own starship, preferably the S.S. Enterprise. Oh and I'll take some members of Star Fleet too...like Kirk...Spock...Picard...Worf...Data...I just want the entire crew that has ever set foot on any Enterprise. Thanks that would be my scifi dream so let me sleep until that happens.
Eggstra Blanket
I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg pun.
The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket
How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...
Witch Streamer Blanket
Thanks for tuning in to the witch stream, guys! Don't forget to check out my Patreon for cool stuff like exclusive potion recipes!
Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket
All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.
Snake On Me Blanket
Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.
Satan Satan Bo Batan Blanket
Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!
Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Blanket
Please dont make me do stuff, I wan't to lay around in my comfy blanket and watch tv all day. Speak your mind without devoting energy to actually speaking with this awesome blanket.
Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket
Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this funny goat parody design!
Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket
My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.
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