Drain Pipe Baseball Tees

You tryin' to get the pipe?

Train until drained.

If you've ever been lucky enough to sleep with a plumber, you know that their expertise goes beyond fixing your clogged sink. Plumbers are good at laying pipe, if you know what I mean. And if you haven't had the pleasure yet, well, here's the next best thing. Introducing our new Sleep with a Plumber t-shirt, proudly proclaiming to the world that you know where to find a man who's skilled with his hands and knows how to get the job done. This t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a little bit of humor and aren't afraid to show off their bold personality. It's a conversation-starter, a way to flirt, and a nod to all those who work in the plumbing industry. So whether you're a plumber yourself or just enjoy a good innuendo, this t-shirt is sure to get some laughs and maybe even some phone numbers. After all, who wouldn't want to sleep with someone who's good at laying pipe? plumber pipe humor funny badass construction tradesman handyman tools plumbing wrench dirty jobs blue collar workwear contractor pipes drain sewage water sanitation.

Introducing our latest creation, the "Pipe Dreams Do Come True" t-shirt, designed to inspire you to chase your dreams with unbridled passion and determination. The message on this t-shirt is a powerful reminder that anything is possible as long as you have the courage to pursue it relentlessly. Whether you dream of becoming a successful entrepreneur, a world-class athlete, or a renowned artist, this shirt is the perfect ally to have in your corner. What's more, the "Pipe Dreams Do Come True" t-shirt is more than just a statement piece. It's a symbol of hope and optimism, a beacon of light that can guide you through even the darkest of days. With its bold, eye-catching design, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations wherever you go. So why wait? Grab your "Pipe Dreams Do Come True" t-shirt today and start living the life you've always wanted. The sky's the limit!

...If you get what i'm saying. Can you detect the finger quotes I'm making here? I'm saying that "tobacco products" absorbed through a "water pipe" would be a really pleasant "experience." When school's back in session, grab this ironic 420 design and strut your sass on campus.

...If you get what i'm saying. Can you detect the finger quotes I'm making here? I'm saying that "tobacco products" absorbed through a "water pipe" would be a really pleasant "experience." When school's back in session, grab this ironic 420 design and strut your sass on campus.

...If you get what i'm saying. Can you detect the finger quotes I'm making here? I'm saying that "tobacco products" absorbed through a "water pipe" would be a really pleasant "experience." When school's back in session, grab this ironic 420 design and strut your sass on campus.

Silent Hill Survival Team, the lead pipe is your only friend. In Silent Hill, you can trust no one or anything... Except for the lead pipe. It will hold out with you until the end. Use it wisely.

Silent Hill Survival Team, the lead pipe is your only friend. In Silent Hill, you can trust no one or anything... Except for the lead pipe. It will hold out with you until the end. Use it wisely.

The Silent Hill Survival Team is back at it again, this time with a new weapon of choice. The "Lead Pipe Is Your Only Friend" shirt is a testament to the trusty tool that'll help you make it out alive. In a town where danger lurks around every corner, you need a reliable companion, and this pipe won't disappoint. Whether you're battling hordes of monsters or defending yourself in the night, make sure you have the lead pipe by your side. It's a badge of honor, a symbol of survival, and a conversation starter. So join the experienced team of Silent Hill survivors, and add the "Lead Pipe Is Your Only Friend" t-shirt to your collection. Just remember, in Silent Hill, you're never alone as long as you have your wits and your lead pipe.

This t-shirt will be a perfect choice for all the telekinetic superheroes out there who feel drained of energy after saving a town from the clutches of an alternate dimension. You deserve a break, and what better way to let everyone know you can't hang out than by wearing this witty and hilarious t-shirt? Whether you're a fan of 80s horror shows or enjoy lazy days at home, this shirt is a must-have. With its bold and eye-catching design, everyone around you will know that you can't do anything else because you've used up all your telekinetic superpowers. So excuse yourself from all the social plans, sit back, and relax wearing your favorite t-shirt. You've earned it! Get your hands on the "Sorry I Can't I've Drained All Of My Energy Using My Telekinetic Superpowers" t-shirt and embrace your inner superhero today!

It can be tiring to be the only kid with superpowers and having to save an entire town from an alternate dimension. Let others know you're tired with this "Sorry I Can't I've Drained All Of My Energy Using My Telekinetic Superpowers" so you can't make plans. Perfect for a telekinetic person, 80s horror show lovers, lazy day, pop culture, and superpowers!

When it comes to pipes none are more recognizable than our favorite plumber's green Pipe. and when you see one of these you know it's going down.

Wash Your Trash Hands! Check out this socially aware design featuring a Raccoon and Opossum washing their trash paws in the downspout! Show off your health advocacy with this "Wash your trash hands" self-deprecating design.

Wash Your Trash Hands! Check out this socially aware design featuring a Raccoon and Opossum washing their trash paws in the downspout! Show off your health advocacy with this "Wash your trash hands" self-deprecating design.

What do you call an elephant pipe? A pack-a-derm! Pack a bowl with this design inspired by adorable glass elephant pipes and dumb puns.

What do you call an elephant pipe? A pack-a-derm! Pack a bowl with this design inspired by adorable glass elephant pipes and dumb puns.

A couple of potion bongs, a wizard pipe, and some witch's weed. Magical stoner witch essentials! Double double toil and trouble, kush burn and bong bubble.

A couple of potion bongs, a wizard pipe, and some witch's weed. Magical stoner witch essentials! Double double toil and trouble, kush burn and bong bubble.

Flaunt the skills of your award winning pipes with this Grammy Winning Shower Singer tank!

Magical stoner witch essentials! Double double toil and trouble, kush burn and bong bubble. Show of the fact that This Witch Likes Weed!

Magical stoner witch essentials! Double double toil and trouble, kush burn and bong bubble. Show of the fact that This Witch Likes Weed!

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!

Love cuddling? Love playing terrifying survival horror video games? Why not do both great things together with this design featuring hearts and a lead pipe! Friends and couples who play together stay together, so get your terror on with this adorably scary design, whether you're killing zombies or running from unspeakable monsters!

Because these pipes are fit to BURST. Wear this sweet fitness shirt around as you pump those weights and own that gym.

Because these pipes are fit to BURST. Wear this sweet fitness shirt around as you pump those weights and own that gym.

Because these pipes are fit to BURST. Wear this sweet fitness shirt around as you pump those weights and own that gym.

Drink that haterade, tell those people to pipe down. Nothing suggests silence like a sassy shirt.

Feeling drained and need some space? Let people know with this fun astronaut head relaying the message for you!

Mirror mirror on the wall, why do I even have to interact at all? talking to others is just darn draining. Perfect for introverts!