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Dont Want None Funny Greeting Cards

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I Want To Reincarnate as a Christmas Tree Greeting Card

I Want To Reincarnate as a Christmas Tree Greeting Card

I want to reincarnate as a Christmas tree. Show that when you die you want to come back as a Christmas tree so you can finally know what it feels like to be pretty and well-liked.

All I Want for Christmas is UwU Greeting Card

All I Want for Christmas is UwU Greeting Card

"I don't want a lot for Cwistmas, there is just one thing I neeeeed 0w0" Give the gift of cursed internet memes this holiday season to your loved (and hated) ones!

I Want To Sin Ominous Snake Greeting Card

I Want To Sin Ominous Snake Greeting Card

This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this threatening snake just looking for a good time.

I Want To Sin Devil Snake Greeting Card

I Want To Sin Devil Snake Greeting Card

This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this cute satanic snake just looking for a good time.

Be the Goth GF You Want to See in the World Greeting Card

Be the Goth GF You Want to See in the World Greeting Card

We all want a goth gf but what if we ARE the goth gf? I think that's just so inspiring. Be the goth girlfriend you want to see in the world with this funny, inspirational design!

The Only Six Pack I Want Beer Greeting Card

The Only Six Pack I Want Beer Greeting Card

The only six pack I want. Show that you'd prefer a six pack of beer to six pack abs with this funny beer enthusiast inspired design.

The Only Six Pack I Want Donuts Greeting Card

The Only Six Pack I Want Donuts Greeting Card

The only six pack I want. Show that you'd prefer a six pack of doughnuts to six pack abs with this funny foodie inspired design.

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Greeting Card

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Greeting Card

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Wash Your Hands, Also Don't Be A Racist Greeting Card

Wash Your Hands, Also Don't Be A Racist Greeting Card

Two things you wouldn't expect to have to say in the same breath, yet, here we are in 2020, starting at the basics. Wash your dang hands and don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist, ageist, xenophobic, or otherwise ignorant hateful person. Spread compassion not germs and fight ignorance with this funny hand washing design!

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Mess With The Crabo You Get The Stabo Greeting Card

Mess With The Crabo You Get The Stabo Greeting Card

Don't mess with the crab unless you want to get stabbed. Show your love for this silly meme with this crab wielding a serrated stake knife design.

Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me Greeting Card

Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me Greeting Card

Hater's gonna hate, but that's only cuz they aren't you. Be yourself, just like cranberry sauce, who's always true to themselves. You'll never open a can of cranberry sauce and find pickles, yeah?

Snail With Knife Greeting Card

Snail With Knife Greeting Card

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

2021 Will Also Probably Definitely Suck Ass Maybe Greeting Card

2021 Will Also Probably Definitely Suck Ass Maybe Greeting Card

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Aye Mist Me With That Bullshit Greeting Card

Aye Mist Me With That Bullshit Greeting Card

Aye, remember to mist your plants. Otherwise, you wouldn't want the homies to be upset with you... and possibly die.

Aye Mist Me With That Bullshit (pink) Greeting Card

Aye Mist Me With That Bullshit (pink) Greeting Card

Aye, remember to mist your plants. Otherwise, you wouldn't want the homies to be upset with you... and possibly die.

Get A-Long Little Doggy Greeting Card

Get A-Long Little Doggy Greeting Card

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

Fitness More like Fitness Whole Cupcake Greeting Card

Fitness More like Fitness Whole Cupcake Greeting Card

Fitness? More like fitness whole cupcake into my mouth. Show the only thing you want to lift is more cupcakes into your mouth with this funny lazy fitness design.

Step On Me Vampire Mommy Greeting Card

Step On Me Vampire Mommy Greeting Card

Main Character Energy Greeting Card

Main Character Energy Greeting Card

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

This funny greeting card features a vintage illustration of slugs, strawberries and some other outdoorsy junk along with the phrase "I think it's cool that you're into nature and shit." Give this to your friends to let them know that you appreciate their love for camping. You could also give it to someone who's bits you want to get at to show how super rad and interesting you think they are.

I Wanna Cryolophosaurus Greeting Card

I Wanna Cryolophosaurus Greeting Card

We all need to have a good cry sometime, or express how we want to cry in the inside , this cute lil' over-sensitive fella is here to do just that for you, poor Cryolophosaurus!

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