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Dont Try Sassy Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 30 Dont Try Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

I am Not a Free Sample Greeting Card

I am Not a Free Sample Greeting Card

I am not a free sample, do not try me. Show that you are not to be trifled with in this sassy design.

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Greeting Card

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Greeting Card

Hey man, just be kind! Show off your sassy smile for kindness with this, "Don't Be An Asshole" retro, winking, smiley face design!

Please Leave Me Alone Smiley Greeting Card

Please Leave Me Alone Smiley Greeting Card

Please leave me alone. :) Thank you! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this sassy smiley face design.

Cut Me Coward (Onion) Greeting Card

Cut Me Coward (Onion) Greeting Card

Ha Ha cut me, coward, and you shall weep. Stay cute and intensely threatening at the same time with this hilariously menacing, adorable starry eyed onion that guarantees there will be consequences for any aggressions made against it.

I'm At My F*cking Limit Smiley Face Greeting Card

I'm At My F*cking Limit Smiley Face Greeting Card

Seriously, I'm at my f*cking limit. :) Show off your frustration with life with this sassy smiley face design. Perfect for being tired, fed up, and at your limit.

Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Greeting Card

Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Greeting Card

Mark my words, mess with the rabbit. You get the stabbit. Show off your soft fluffy but sharp and deadly vibes with this funny stabby bunny shirt design.

Wash Your Hands, Also Don't Be A Racist Greeting Card

Wash Your Hands, Also Don't Be A Racist Greeting Card

Two things you wouldn't expect to have to say in the same breath, yet, here we are in 2020, starting at the basics. Wash your dang hands and don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist, ageist, xenophobic, or otherwise ignorant hateful person. Spread compassion not germs and fight ignorance with this funny hand washing design!

I Swear a Lot Greeting Card

I Swear a Lot Greeting Card

I swear a lot. I'm sorry, I'll try to swear less, one and two are lies, eat my ass. Show that you have a foul-mouthed an no intention of changing that with this funny sassy design.

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.

F*** The Police Conversation Heart Greeting Card

F*** The Police Conversation Heart Greeting Card

If you love pink and also love gangster rap, this girly design is for you! Represent your taste in music and disregard for authority with this F*** The Police design for ballers who really know how to celebrate Valentines!

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Mushroom With Knife Greeting Card

Mushroom With Knife Greeting Card

You're a small but might mushroom, not to be messed with! Show off your sass with this mushroom with a knife illustration! Perfect for being a threatening fungi.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

I Don't Give a Succ Greeting Card

I Don't Give a Succ Greeting Card

Bud, aloe me to explain. My apathy stems from a deep rooted, soiled perspective of my experiences. I seed the world, ya know? I just don't give a succ anymore!

Rudolph With Your Vibes So Right Greeting Card

Rudolph With Your Vibes So Right Greeting Card

Rudolph with your vibes SO RIGHT, won't you help me SLAY tonight? Look good with the squad with this funny rudolph parody, perfect for putting out good vibes and absolutely sleighing it this christmas!

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Greeting Card

Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Greeting Card

You may be cute, but this snail isn't messing around! Show off your mildly threatening sass with this, "Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell" snail design!

Snail With Knife Greeting Card

Snail With Knife Greeting Card

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!

Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt Greeting Card

Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt Greeting Card

Don't give me sass or you'll get the axe! Show off your defense with this "Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt" design with an illustration of an adorable turtle ready to fight if you get feisty! Perfect for animal humor, turtle memes, turtle puns, and feelin sassy!

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Greeting Card

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Greeting Card

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

If You Don't Love Me At My Worst Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Opossum Greeting Card

If You Don't Love Me At My Worst Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Opossum Greeting Card

If you don't love me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best! Show off your opossum love with this funny, "If You Don't Love Me At My" opossum, meme design with an opossum playing dead and then being awesome. Perfect for meme humor, opossum jokes, and feeling sassy! sassy if you don't love me at my then you dont deserve me at my opossum opossum cards opossum quotes meme gifts possum card possum.

Mess With The Shell You Get Hell Greeting Card

Mess With The Shell You Get Hell Greeting Card

This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

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