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Dont Touch My Memes Ornaments

Browse our collection of 50 Dont Touch My Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Go Touch Some Grace Ornament

Go Touch Some Grace Ornament

Man, go touch some grace! What, you just going to let all those runes sit in your pocket? You tryin to save for a great sword or something? Yeesh!

Froggy Chair My Beloved Ornament

Froggy Chair My Beloved Ornament

Oh froggy chair, you are my one, my only! When will we be together, my beloved? I need you as the centerpiece of my room...

Autumn My Beloved Ornament

Autumn My Beloved Ornament

It's Autumn, and when it comes to fall decorations, I got 'em! It's the most colorful time of the year!

Bing My Bong Ornament

Bing My Bong Ornament

Bing Bong refers to a catchphrase amongst the fandom of the NBA's New York Knicks. I don't really care about sports, but you can bing my bong anytime ;) And now I want to say it all the time.

This Isn't Even My Final Farm Ornament

This Isn't Even My Final Farm Ornament

I'll show you my final form! hhhhHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - hold on i'm almost there - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. HNNGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - just a few more seconds I swear.

My Back Hurts Ornament

My Back Hurts Ornament

Back pain is terrible, but for some people, it's debilitating! Besides, any form of pain is terrible, so show a little sympathy for anyone sporting this design!

My Smutty Books Are Not Your Business Ornament

My Smutty Books Are Not Your Business Ornament

My Smutty Books Are Not Your Business. Just because I want to read some smutty fantasy, or 'trashy' romance doesn't mean you're better than me if you read Hemingway. Have some fun sometimes. Btw, if you know you know why I marked all those sections in my book.

Oh No! My Leg It's Broken Ornament

Oh No! My Leg It's Broken Ornament

Oh no! Who did this? Who did this to the poor gingerbread man? Someone needs to fess up now!

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Ornament

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Ornament

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

Mess With My Nap You Get The Slap Ornament

Mess With My Nap You Get The Slap Ornament

my naps are important, don't you dare take that away from me! I need to get my beauty rest of i'm going to stay this purrrfect.

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Ornament

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Ornament

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

My, What A Distinguished Gentlefrog Ornament

My, What A Distinguished Gentlefrog Ornament

Truly, he is a work of art---a refined and civilized amphibian he is. Indubitably.

My Stomach Knows No Chill Ornament

My Stomach Knows No Chill Ornament

chili? heartburn. PBJ? heartburn. Cereal? Heartburn. Water? HEARTBURN. Excuse me while I devour a whole bottle of tums.

Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Ornament

Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Ornament

Mark my words, mess with the rabbit. You get the stabbit. Show off your soft fluffy but sharp and deadly vibes with this funny stabby bunny shirt design.

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Ornament

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Ornament

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

Mess With My Rights, You'll Get A Fight Ornament

Mess With My Rights, You'll Get A Fight Ornament

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!

Well Boop My Snoot and Call Me A Noodle! Ornament

Well Boop My Snoot and Call Me A Noodle! Ornament

Just a snake cowboy, herdin' up them rats and slitherin down those ol' country roads. Rootin Tootin Snootin Boopin.

I'm At My F***ing Limit (white) Ornament

I'm At My F***ing Limit (white) Ornament

Everybody around you be saying what their role is. But you? Nah, you're just at your F***ing limit.

I'm At My F***ing Limit (black) Ornament

I'm At My F***ing Limit (black) Ornament

Everybody around you be saying what their role is. But you? Nah, you're just at your F***ing limit.

VHS and Kill Ornament

VHS and Kill Ornament

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Mess With The Platypus Get the Stabbypus Ornament

Mess With The Platypus Get the Stabbypus Ornament

You know what they say, Mess with the honk, you get the bonk. Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo! Mess with the platypus, you get the stabbypus! Get some laughs with this sassy platypus design!

You Can Have A Pizza My Pie Any Day Ornament

You Can Have A Pizza My Pie Any Day Ornament

Mmmm warm, meaty, moist and... cheesy. Wait, what did you think I was talking about?

Do Not Perceive Me Chameleon Ornament

Do Not Perceive Me Chameleon Ornament

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. I'm a chameleon, I'm blending in, you never saw anything...

I don't know, I'm just a cat Ornament

I don't know, I'm just a cat Ornament

We can all talk to our cats all we want, but they will never know what we're saying. But that's okay, we still love them, Just like we love our clueless friends this design would be perfect for!

Decisions Were Made Ornament

Decisions Were Made Ornament

I've done my calculations, but my math is bad... Boy was this a choice. I have many regrets.

Hi, I'm High Name Tag Ornament

Hi, I'm High Name Tag Ornament

Hi, I'm high. It's nice to meet you, happy 420!

Dookie Dookie Ornament

Dookie Dookie Ornament

You make my heart go dookie dookie! Look, you can put sparkles and ribbon on a turd, but it's still a turd. Turds do not make my heart go doki doki...

You Make Me Corny Ornament

You Make Me Corny Ornament

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Y'All Might Ornament

Y'All Might Ornament

Yeehaw! I am here, coming through the doorway like a cowboy! Show your love for All Might, anime, My Hero Academia and cowboys with this punny design!

I'm This Old Ornament

I'm This Old Ornament

everyone remembers clippy... Or, at least, if you're my age, you remember clippy.

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