Dont Touch My Sassy Hooded Sweatshirts

Don't Touch Me. Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute delicate floral design.

Tell all those interested that your hair is off limits and this sassy "Don't Touch My Hair" Solange inspired design! Perfect for when your hair is on point and beautiful, but that doesn't mean people get to touch.

Tell all those interested that your hair is off limits and this sassy "Don't Touch My Hair" Solange inspired design! Perfect for when your hair is on point and beautiful, but that doesn't mean people get to touch.

I am warning you, do not touch me. Here's a checklist of all the things you shouldn't touch if you want to stay alive. The most important things in my life are my beautiful hair, my flawless face, and my cell phone. Stay away.

I am warning you, do not touch me. Here's a checklist of all the things you shouldn't touch if you want to stay alive. The most important things in my life are my beautiful hair, my flawless face, and my cell phone. Stay away.

Our phones are among our most valued and beloved possessions. Protect yours. If you are very protective and possessive of your phone, and you freak out when someone tries to take it, then this shirt is for you. Wear it to school, college, or work as a warning to others that they shouldn't mess with your phone!

Our phones are among our most valued and beloved possessions. Protect yours. If you are very protective and possessive of your phone, and you freak out when someone tries to take it, then this shirt is for you. Wear it to school, college, or work as a warning to others that they shouldn't mess with your phone!

Don't Touch Me. Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute delicate floral design.

Don't touch me! Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute sassy hedgehog design.

Wear this shirt to keep creepers at bay! Perfect for stunningly attractive people who don't like being touched. This cute shirt features the phrase "look but don't touch" and little eyeballs looking to the side for an extra funny touch. Perfect for going to the club, dancing, drinking, and partying with your friends during a girl's night out!

Don't touch me, I'm famous. You'll get your average boringness on me, and I am a fabulous shooting star of a human being. Inevitably bound for wealth and worldwide fame and notoriety.

Don't touch me, I'm famous. You'll get your average boringness on me, and I am a fabulous shooting star of a human being. Inevitably bound for wealth and worldwide fame and notoriety.

I swear to guac, you better leave me alone! Show that you don't want to be touch or anyone near you with this, "Avocadon't Touch Me" sassy, food pun design!

I swear to guac, you better leave me alone! Show that you don't want to be touch or anyone near you with this, "Avocadon't Touch Me" sassy, food pun design!

Everyone who knows the rules of santa's little helpers knows that if you touch them you wont get any gifts! Embody this holiday sass with this cute christmas design at let everyone know that you can't be touched if they want to make the nice list!

Everyone who knows the rules of santa's little helpers knows that if you touch them you wont get any gifts! Embody this holiday sass with this cute christmas design at let everyone know that you can't be touched if they want to make the nice list!

Everyone who knows the rules of santa's little helpers knows that if you touch them you wont get any gifts! Embody this holiday sass with this cute christmas design at let everyone know that you can't be touched if they want to make the nice list!

You are a precious, sassy, and confident work of art! This sassy design features the text "Please Do Not Touch The Artwork" to send a clear message to the haters to keep their dirty off the masterpiece that is you. Perfect for a feminist or athlete, telling others do not touch me, feeling sassy and confident!

You are a precious, sassy, and confident work of art! This sassy design features the text "Please Do Not Touch The Artwork" to send a clear message to the haters to keep their dirty off the masterpiece that is you. Perfect for a feminist or athlete, telling others do not touch me, feeling sassy and confident!

Tell those F*** boys to get the fox outta here! You may be cute but you're not to be messed with just like a fennec fox! Show off your cute and sassy side with this feminist, fox shirt!

I don't have a bucket list but my F***it list is a mile long.

Show off your sassy feminist side with this cute but dangerous spiky hedgehog ball that had no tolerance for people who don't respect personal space! This hedgehog t shirt is perfect for feminists and hedgehog owners who understand no one appreciates being touched without consent!

Show off your sassy feminist side with this cute but dangerous spiky hedgehog ball that had no tolerance for people who don't respect personal space! This hedgehog t shirt is perfect for feminists and hedgehog owners who understand no one appreciates being touched without consent!

Show off your sassy feminist side with this cute but dangerous spiky hedgehog ball that had no tolerance for people who don't respect personal space! This hedgehog t shirt is perfect for feminists and hedgehog owners who understand no one appreciates being touched without consent!

The puffy fishy family includes many familiar species variously called pufferfish, puffers, balloonfish, blowfish, blowies, bubblefish, globefish, swellfish, toadfish, toadies, honey toads, sugar toads, and sea squab. This puffy fishy says "Don't Touch Me I Stabby" and he means it! Don't mess with the puffy fam!

The puffy fishy family includes many familiar species variously called pufferfish, puffers, balloonfish, blowfish, blowies, bubblefish, globefish, swellfish, toadfish, toadies, honey toads, sugar toads, and sea squab. This puffy fishy says "Don't Touch Me I Stabby" and he means it! Don't mess with the puffy fam!

Tell those F*** boys to get the fox outta here! You may be cute but you're not to be messed with just like a fennec fox! Let those F*** boys you don't want to be touched with this cute and sassy fox shirt!

Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.

Introducing the ultimate tee for those who refuse to let others dictate what they do with their bodies. Titled "My Body My Business", this powerful feminist statement will remind you and everyone around you that you are in charge of your own life. The intricate floral illustrations add a touch of beauty to this already stunning design. Made for inclusivity, this tee is perfect for pro-choice, trans rights, and feminist activists alike. Wear it to rallies, protests, or even just around town to show your support for women's bodily autonomy. Be bold, be fierce, and most importantly, be you with this gorgeous tee. Spread the message with your My Body My Business tee and help make a change in the world today.

Got beautiful hair but your life is a hot mess? Then this shirt is for you! This funny "my life is a mess" shirt features the phrase "My hair is too nice for my life to be like this.