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Avocadon't Touch Me Sock
I swear to guac, you better leave me alone! Show that you don't want to be touch or anyone near you with this, "Avocadon't Touch Me" sassy, food pun design!
Megalo-Don't Touch Me Sock
This Megalodon needs mega-sized space! Be all shark and all bite with these Megalodon/shark socks for Shark Week!
Don't Touch Me I Stabby Pufferfish Sock
The puffy fishy family includes many familiar species variously called pufferfish, puffers, balloonfish, blowfish, blowies, bubblefish, globefish, swellfish, toadfish, toadies, honey toads, sugar toads, and sea squab. This puffy fishy says "Don't Touch Me I Stabby" and he means it! Don't mess with the puffy fam!
Don't Touch Me Cat Sock
Show off your love of cats and your hatred of being touched by weirdos with these cat lover's, pet owner's, feminist inspired, sassy socks! Just like a cat, you do NOT like to be touched.
Cinco De Don't Touch Me Sock
Celebrate being fierce, sassy, and independent this Cinco De Mayo with this funny cinco de mayo design featuring the text "Cinco De Don't Touch Me" with an illustration of a cactus. Great for an introvert, fiesta, party, and Cinco De Mayo celebration.
Go Touch Some Grace Sock
Man, go touch some grace! What, you just going to let all those runes sit in your pocket? You tryin to save for a great sword or something? Yeesh!
Cute And Helpful But Don't Touch Me Sock
Service animals are some of the cutest and friendlies animals around, but it's really important that you leave them alone when they're on the job!
Do Not Pet Me Cat Sock
No touching please and thank you! Show that you'd like to be left alone with this sassy, "Do Not Pet Me" cat design! Perfect for cat lovers, saying dont touch me, cat gifts, and feline feisty and sassy!
Donut Touch My Freedom Sock
Get your hands off my freedom (and my donuts)! Show off your patriotic pastry love with this "Donut Touch My Freedom" donut design! Perfect for a donut lover, 4th of July, patriotic parties, freedom food, food puns and patriotic puns!
Cut Me Coward (Onion) Sock
Ha Ha cut me, coward, and you shall weep. Stay cute and intensely threatening at the same time with this hilariously menacing, adorable starry eyed onion that guarantees there will be consequences for any aggressions made against it.
I See It, I Like It, I Touched It, I immediately Regret It Sock
Those soft kitty tums are just IRRESISTIBLE! Very few cats will let you touch it without the risk of losing a few fingers.... but totally worth it. RIP hand. this 7 rings parody shirt is great for cat lovers!
Don't Frog With Me Sock
This is a soft warning, don't frog with me. don't mess with this frog, they mean business. Show off your tough side with this funny and cute, slightly threatening frog design.
Don't Stop Me-ow Sock
Freddie Purr-cury! This cute Freddie Mercury/Queen cat parody is perfect for any cat fans! (like Freddie was himself!
Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Sock
Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.
Please Leave Me Alone Smiley Sock
Please leave me alone. :) Thank you! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this sassy smiley face design.
ABXY R U Talking to Me? Sock
ABXY R U Talking to Me? I'm gaming rn, plz, I wan't zero social interaction unless it's with an NPC. abxy r u talking to me?
Do Not Perceive Me Chameleon Sock
Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. I'm a chameleon, I'm blending in, you never saw anything...
Don't Make Me Ragequit Sock
Don't Make Me Ragequit! According to the dictionary, rage quitting is to angrily abandon an activity or pursuit that has become frustrating, especially the playing of a video game. To me, it's just a coping mechanism.
Cicadon't Talk To Me Sock
Leave me alone or I'll scream. Show off your sassy cicada side with this, "Cicadon't Talk To Me" insect pun design. Perfect for insect nerds and sassy springtime.
Just Buy My Pizza And Touch My Butt- vintage comics Sock
For those nerdy people who just want a few things there is this vintage comic inspired design for the nerd who likes retro things and pizza and just wants everyone to know all you want is for someone to buy you pizza and touch your butt.
Don't Messiah With Me Jesus Sock
Don't mess with the Messiah! Show off your love for Jesus and religious puns with this funny, "Don't Messiah With Me" sassy Jesus design.
Don't Watch Me Lifting Sock
Be left alone to do your thing at the gym with this, "Don't Watch Me" lifting, fitness design! Perfect for funny workouts, lifting, fitness, gym humor, and having resting gym face.
No Talk Me Am Angy Hedgehog Sock
Leave me alone! don't touch, am angy! This adorable hedgehog isn't having the best day, but honestly, they're easy to relate to. Big mood, little buddy, big mood.
Don't Mess With Me, Or Else I WILL Cry Sock
Please, I'm fragile, don't mess with me. Handle with care and I'll show you the world! But hurt me and I'll cry my own river and canoe away from the pain you've caused!
If You Don't Love Me At My Horse Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Unicorn Sock
Show off your magical unicorn powers with this funny, "If You Don't Love Me At My Horse Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Unicorn" meme design inspired by the Twitter meme If You Don't Love Me At My. Perfect for unicorn lovers, glowing up, and meme humor!
Don't Tell Me What To Boo Sock
This ghost ain't taking none of your shit. Make sure people leave you alone with this sassy, "Don't Tell Me What To Boo" ghost pun design! Perfect for being sassy and spoopy, loving ghosts and halloween.
Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Sock
The holidays mean it's time for some wet ass poultry! Show off your WAP with this, "Gobble Me Swallow Me" holiday parody design. Perfect for eating turkey, and celebrating the holidays!
Don't Take Me For Pomegranate Sock
Show off your love of hilarious food puns with these fruit lover's, pomegranate pun socks! Let the world know that you are a sweet and cute pomegranate and you are sick of people taking you for granted!
Don't Tell Me To Smile Dino Sock
This sassy feminist dinosaur design reads, Don't Tell Me To Smile and features an angry raptor ready to tear the head off of any misogynist getting in her way! Use this dino design to let everyone know that they better think twice before telling you to smile!
Don't Tell Me To Smile Shark Sock
Show off your love of sharks and your hatred of the patriarchy with this shark lover's, shark week inspired, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" socks! Now show off those razor sharp teeth and tell those jerks to f*** off!
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