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Don't Be A Dick Blanket
Don't be an asshole, try to be a nice person and let this NSFW blanket be your guide. Show your love for floral arrangement and less love for socially awkward interactions with rude people.
Stop Being a Dick Blanket
Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.
Big Dick Stocks Blanket
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket
Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.
Regulate Dick Not Jane Blanket
Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!
The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket
Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!
St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket
Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this funny, st patricks day, dick, jokes, nsfw pattern design!
Penis Constellation Pattern Blanket
Show your love for stargazing and dick with this funny penis pillow. This night sky's pillow features illustrations of wieners and balls shaped constellations.
Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket
I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.
Don't Be An Asshole Blanket
If there's one thing that should go without saying, it's that you shouldn't be an asshole. It doesn't kill you to be nice! Share love, not hate.
Don't Stop Me-ow Blanket
Freddie Purr-cury! This cute Freddie Mercury/Queen cat parody is perfect for any cat fans! (like Freddie was himself!
Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Blanket
Please dont make me do stuff, I wan't to lay around in my comfy blanket and watch tv all day. Speak your mind without devoting energy to actually speaking with this awesome blanket.
Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe (yoga) Blanket
Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe, yoga style. Because you dont want anyone killing your vibe while you get your zen on.
Cat Hair Don't Care Blanket
Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right? Show off your love for cats with this warm and cuddly blanket!
Gamers Don't Die Blanket
Show your love for video games with this "Gamers don't die they respawn" 8bit design.
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Dicktor Who Blanket
The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.
She Wants The D Blanket
If she can read music, she wants the D. Not sure who she is? We aren't either. Show off your nerdy band geek, music knowledge with this funny internet meme parody!
Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket
Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!
Don't Frog With Me Blanket
This is a soft warning, don't frog with me. don't mess with this frog, they mean business. Show off your tough side with this funny and cute, slightly threatening frog design.
Don't Frog With My Vibes Blanket
Don't Frog With My Vibe! This happy hippie froggy is all about good times and groovy vibes!
Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Blanket
Hey man, just be kind! Show off your sassy smile for kindness with this, "Don't Be An Asshole" retro, winking, smiley face design!
Snail With Knife Blanket
Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!
I Don't Give A Shit. Blanket
If your a princess and you like to party regardless of what the haters say rock this pretty barbie heart inspired "I Don't Give a Shit" blanket.
Don't Touch Me Blanket Blanket
Don't Touch Me. Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute delicate floral design.
Don't Tell Me To Smile Blanket Blanket
Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are not here to smile at someone else's command.
Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Blanket
Mark my words, mess with the rabbit. You get the stabbit. Show off your soft fluffy but sharp and deadly vibes with this funny stabby bunny shirt design.
Don't Talk to My Demon Cat Son Blanket
You need to paws what you're doing right meow. Don't talk to me or my sweet baby demonic cat boy ever again, He is my prized possession (cause ya know, a demon is inside of him).
Tardigrade Don't Care Blanket
Tardigrade don't care! It just lives where it wants it doesn't give a shit! Oh you put in in boiling water? it's just gonna take that shit and not give a F*** about you! You wanna starve it? GOOD LUCK this nasty lump can live for 10 years and still eat some tiny ass algae or some shit. Show off the bad ass honey badger of the microbial world with this funny design!
Don't Be A Prick Blanket
Don't be a prick! Stay cute and sassy with this super adorable, kawaii cactus design! Now let the world know that you aren't taking shit from anyone, and you can be a badass feminist AND be super cute!
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