Do Not Perceive Me Nostalgia Blankets

pls senpai, notice me Put those puppy dog eyed vibes out there with this cute vaporwave inspired pleading emoji.

Do you feel like you're stuck in a rut? Let our Kermit Tarot Card blanket be your guide to achievement! This Muppet prophetically delivers a message of growth, encouraging you to jump out of your comfort zone like he does off a log. With a sly grin, he reminds you to ignore the naysayers because after all, it's none of their business what you do. So, channel your inner amphibian, and take a leap of faith towards success with this humorous and inspiring blanket. Wrap yourself in the comfort of Kermit's wisdom, and embrace your destiny with this statement-making piece of home decor.

HONK! It's that time of year where everyone gets their inks out to make something unique! Some, however, choose to hone their inking skills with HONKTOBER! This inky goose is here to wiggle and bounce the night away. Goose what are you doing? GOOSE STOP THAT'S TOO MUCH WIGGLING.

sinner's go to hell... and they don't get a "get out of hell free" card. Maybe don't gamble so much, eh?

Make everyone around you envious by wearing this anime tears graphic tee! The aesthetics do be quite immaculate. So immaculate that people won't be able to take their eyes off of yours!

Ya know, what I REALLY wanted for christmas was to bring back my mother through a human transmutation attempt.... but I guess these adorable gingerbread cookies will do...

If you've never put triangular shaped snacks on your fingertips and pretended to have claws, then you haven't LIVED!! We all remember doing it as kids... maybe even as adults! It's the easiest, cheapest way to feel powerful.

Serve up a big tray of scrumptious Halloween treats---the chickeny kind, that is! Do you dip in ketchup, barbeque, sweet 'n' sour, or... braaaaaiinss? However you munch them, these tender, spooky nuggies are sure to catch a smile wherever you go!

When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.

Witchy Millenials unite! this nostalgic witch is great for people who are still running (or flying) in the 90's. What can I say, that 90's aesthetic put a spell on me!

Forget space whales, what about basstronauts? Yes, you heard me. Just think about those big floppy flappy wet boys, exploring the cosmos, going up the galaxic stream, with this majestic spacey pun.