Dnd Funny Humor Blankets

Since God created man, and man created anime, anime is like a gift from God. So cherish it, the sacred Japanese anime is a holy gift from our Lord above. Whether you believe or not, this funny blanket design is sure to get a laugh and potentially a new perspective on life.

I'm Shrexy and I know it. Show your love for Shrek and LMFAO with this funny parody design.

Once upon a midnight dreary, blah blah whatever. This weak and weary joker is such a downer, I'm outie.

Huff. Momma shark's gonna need a minute. Uh, doo doo, etc. Maybe leave this fella out of the song.

If you want to cheat, you can rhyme it with anything ending in "ee", but that's cheating. "A sailor took a pen to sea to write some stupid poetry" is CHEATING.

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

What lurks in the mind of the beast that lurks in the darkness? Perhaps he plans to cheat on his taxes---or worse, lie on a resume! True evil waits in the sea...

Devonian era runs on Dunkle, Dunkleosteus Donuts. This Dunkin' donuts Dunkleosteus parody is perfect for fans of paleontology and fossils!

I'm a cat person, obviously. Show that you're a cat person with this funny cat lovers design featuring an illustration of a cat dressed like a human. Perfect for having a weird sense of humor and of course, cat people.

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Run like lucario!! Cardio is important, and this lucario knows it! Great for nerdy gym goers!

My Neighbor Todoroki. Show your love for My Neighbor Totoro and and Shoto Todorkoki with this funny Studio Ghibli and My Hero Academia mash up.

I don't eat -- I inhale my food. Show your love for the hungry pink puff with this adorable "always hungry" Kirby design!

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

A real man of taste knows a thing or two about the art of ahegao after all. Celebrate the real meaning of Valentine's Day with this hentai-inspired design, featuring the ahegao face!

Dads can do everything! Or at least try everything! When your bike breaks and you need it to be almost fixed, Dad's there to get that wheel technically on again. And we love the spice rack that only sometimes dumps spices all over the floor!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

What, you think Shakespeare invented new words while he was sober? Have you actually READ Hamlet? Dude was high as a kite. Roll one out for the Bard.

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

It's basic taxonomy, guys. Now who can guess what a freg looks like? That's right, a horrifying twisted abomination. Remember, if you see a freg in the wild, call the park ranger immediately.

Does the vile stench of your breath drive away your friends? You need the cooling power of a silver tongue! Try Breath-O-Met Sinful Mints today and make your breath damned fresh!

Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!

Amuse your fellow math nerds with these 3.14159265359... uh... with these just over three snakes. If they say the joke's too subtle, tell them to stop being so rational.

Don't you hate it when you get to the job interview and you realize you're woefully underqualified because you don't have any flesh? Yeah, I hate that too.

Look, it's hard to fly all day every day, okay? Sometimes you just need to crash---preferably into a pillow. Give your flappers a rest and just snooze for a while.

You set the loaf on the fridge, thinking the bag would keep it fresh, but don't turn your back on it, or you may find a waking nightmare awaits you! Beware!

Whether 'tis bolder or more fine, ay, there's the rubbings. Even the Bard is confused by all these pencils. Somebody get this man a typewriter!

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Show you're giving up on life and playing dead with this cute and funny song parody possum design.

Do you feel like you're stuck in a rut? Let our Kermit Tarot Card blanket be your guide to achievement! This Muppet prophetically delivers a message of growth, encouraging you to jump out of your comfort zone like he does off a log. With a sly grin, he reminds you to ignore the naysayers because after all, it's none of their business what you do. So, channel your inner amphibian, and take a leap of faith towards success with this humorous and inspiring blanket. Wrap yourself in the comfort of Kermit's wisdom, and embrace your destiny with this statement-making piece of home decor.