Dis Some Bullshit Blankets

More Burritos Less Bullshit. Simple. Life would be so much easier...

Unfazed by your bullshit, to the moon and back I'm so done with you. Be fed up with life and relationships with this funny pun worthy design.

Let the world know that your not willing to take any of the Patriarchy's crap! Rally your feminist sistren with this F*** Your Patriarchal Bullshit design.

Let the world know that your not willing to take any of the Patriarchy's crap! Rally your feminist sistren with this F*** Your Patriarchal Bullshit design.

Let the world know that your not willing to take any of the Patriarchy's crap! Rally your feminist sistren with this F*** Your Patriarchal Bullshit design.

The air is crisp, the leaves are changing, get me cozy with some cocoa - I'm ready for basic fall bullshit! Show that you're ready for the fall season with this cute, retro autumn aesthetic design!

Let the world know that your not willing to take any of the Patriarchy's crap! Rally your feminist sisters with this "Smash The White Racist Homophobic Patriarchal Bullshit Paradigm" design.

Let the world know that your not willing to take any of the Patriarchy's crap! Rally your feminist sisters with this "Smash The White Racist Homophobic Patriarchal Bullshit Paradigm" design.

Reminder I Can See Through Your Bullshit... don't test a witch, honey, we can hex.

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

A Doctor Who fan all the way through and boy have you seen some things! .... though you can't always remember all of it. But you are definitely sure you saw some things.

There's some hoes in the house, and by hoes I mean gardening hoes and by house I mean greenhouse! Show off your love for gardening with this funny, gardening blanket / home decor!

Just a cat who's seen some shit. Show off your street cred with this funny trash animal design of a sassy opossum! Perfect for loving trash, being sassy, and a trash cat possum!

Introducing the ultimate ode to all things trash our hilarious and eye-catching blanket that will keep you warm and cozy no matter what. Featuring a bold and colorful design, this blanket proudly declares your love for all things dumpster-related, from the stinky and putrid to the downright rotten. With its clever play on words and witty call to action, this blanket is sure to be a hit with anyone who isn't afraid to embrace their inner trash cat and go on a wild and filthy adventure. So why wait? Order now and get ready to explore a whole new world of garbage and grime, all from the comfort of your own home.

Some girls like diamonds and pretty rings, I like camo and shootin' things! Show off your hardcore country roots, your love of camo and hunting, as well as your redneck girl pride with this blanket! Now get out in the woods and shoot yourself a buck!

Some girls like diamonds and pretty rings, I like camo and shootin' things! Show off your hardcore country roots, your love of camo and hunting, as well as your redneck girl pride with this blanket! Now get out in the woods and shoot yourself a buck!

I don't have time for your misogynist bullshit would you kindly F*** off? Please and thank you. Show some beautiful sass in this cute floral middle finger design.

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are just too damn cute to deal with any of his bullshit.

Deal the Patriarchy a critical hit and stop all their patriarchal bullshit and stand up for women's rights because girls can be nerds that play D&D too.

Show the world that you're done dealing with misogynistic bullshit and slash the patriarchy with your claws! Feminist dinosaurs everywhere agree, this is the best strategy for dealing with misogynistic assholes.

Show the world you're ready to peck and claw the hell out of misogynist bullshit with this Cluck The Patriarchy design! There's no room in the coop for sexist sentiments, it belongs to the hens, after all!

Name a more iconic duo. That's what I thought. Vibe with the best of em with this cute as heck frog chilling with their best friend snail in front of a mushroom- just as nature intended.

I'm a mother, I don't have time for the patriarchy. This feminist mom is a mother against misogyny. She isn't gonna stand for any patriarchal bullshit. Feminist mothers unite and fight for all women. Show your pride with this cute blanket.

This feminist mom is a mother against misogyny. A perfect floral banner blanket design to let the patriarchy know this mama ain't gonna stand for any misogynistic bullshit. Feminist mothers unite and fight for all women.

Show the world that you're done dealing with misogynistic bullshit and stomp the patriarchy under your hooves! Feminist unicorns everywhere agree, this is the best strategy for dealing with misogynistic assholes. Trample the patriarchy and show it off with pride and this awesome feminist unicorn blanket!

Get up to some mischief with this adorably threatening kitty!

Add some trendy style to your home with this cozy and cute leaf pattern blanket. Subtle enough to add some color where you need it, cute enough to add some personality.

Add some trendy style to your home with this cozy and cute leaf pattern blanket.

Add some trendy style to your home with this cozy and cute leaf pattern blanket. Subtle enough to add some color where you need it, cute enough to add some personality.

I like sleep way more than people, people get on my nerves while sleep calms them. Get some shut eye, and some time away from people with this cute and sassy, sleep blanket!