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Browse our collection of 828 Dick Patterns Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Dick Academia Pattern Sock
Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??
Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Sock
Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater design. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for fashion at your next ugly sweater party.
Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Sock
Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...
Lil Dick Energy Sock
Sometimes you don't have the big dick energy sometimes you need to keep it little and low-key. We can't all be alpha's (ew)so show some trendy humor in this "Lil Dick Energy" design, and exude your beta or sigma energy proudly.
Medusuck My Dick Sock
Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.
Suck My Dick Ribbon Sock
Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!
Ole Saint Dick Sock
Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.
Big Dick Stocks Sock
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Property Of Dick University Sock
Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...
Leopard Print Penis Pattern Sock
Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!
Penis Tile Pattern Sock
A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Sock
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
Regulate Dick Not Jane Sock
Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!
Goose Pattern Sock
Honk honk, am goose! Give bread and receive prize in the form of gratitude... gratitude that's just unending honking and ankle biting. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Cheese Pattern Sock
Get ready to add some cheese-tastic vibes to your feet with our all-new Cheese Pattern socks! Perfect for cheese lovers of all ages who want to add a touch of whimsy and charm to their daily look, these socks are a must-have for your sock collection. Their quirky design showcases all of your favorite cheese types, from brie to cheddar and everything in between. Whether you're relaxing at home, hitting the gym, or running errands around town, these socks will keep your feet cozy and stylish, leaving you feeling like a true cheese connoisseur. And with their high-quality material and superior comfort, you can be sure that these socks will last for many cheesy adventures to come. So if you're ready to add some fun and flair to your sock game, add our Cheese Pattern socks to your cart today and get ready to party with your toes!
Pop Art Penis Pattern Sock
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Sock
What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...
Happy Sunflower Pattern Sock
Show off your sunny sunflower positivity with this cute, happy sunflower pattern! Perfect for loving flowers, plants, and florals.
Wizard Penis Pattern Sock
A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!
Happy Shark Pattern Sock
Who says sharks can't be cute? Celebrate sharks and Shark Week with this adorable shark pattern!
Ghost Cat Pattern Sock
Meooooow boooo, are you feline spooky? Show off your love of cats and ghostly ghost spooky things with this ghost cat pattern design!
Penis Pastries Pattern Sock
This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...
Banana penis pattern Sock
Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Sock
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Unicorn Penis Pattern Sock
Introducing the Unicorn Penis Pattern socks, the most daring and hilarious addition to your sock collection! These socks are sure to make you and your friends laugh, and maybe even blush a little. This unicorn-inspired print features boldly placed phallic patterns that will have people doing double-takes and wondering if they're seeing things. These socks are perfect for a night out with friends, a bachelorette party, or as a gag gift for any occasion. Whether you're feeling naughty or just looking to add a little humor to your outfit, these socks are the perfect way to express your personality. So, what are you waiting for? Add some spice to your sock game with the Unicorn Penis Pattern socks today!
Penis Produce Pattern Sock
Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.
Penis Produce Pattern Sock
Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.
Flowery Pattern Sock
Flower power! Check out this colorful pattern filled with floral fun! Spring and summer are on the horizon!
Eyes Pattern Sock
Perfect and cute but creepy patterned socks featuring vintage chalk style eyes and tears.
Gemstones Pattern Sock
Sparkle and dazzle with his gemstone pattern! We've got diamonds, pearls, sapphires, and crystals, and "jewel" be looking beautiful in this colorful design!
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