Dick Jokes Funny Totes, Weekender Totes and more

Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Ever have those moments where you joke so much it just become your persona? Question your existence with this relatable clown!

Ever have those moments where you joke so much it just become your persona? Question your existence with this relatable clown!

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

You know you have that Big Pie Energy when the notion of baking anything instantly makes anyone think of you! Make some mean pies this thanksgiving with this funny twist on BDE.

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Forget big dick energy, it's all about personality now. You got to preserve, process, and ferment yourself into something desirable. Hone in that big dill energy like the perfect pickle you are!

Hot take Halloween is Goth Christmas. Celebrate the best holiday of the year with this funny goth Halloween design.

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Introducing our latest addition to the weekenders - the Floral Penis Pattern Blue! This unique and attention-grabbing design is not for the faint of heart. Perfect for those who want to make a bold statement and show off their playful side, this weekend bag is a must-have. With its tasteful yet daring pattern, you are sure to turn heads at every turn. Don't be afraid to let your personality shine through with this one-of-a-kind bag. Whether you're going away for the weekend or simply need a fashionable storage solution, the Floral Penis Pattern Blue is the perfect choice. Get ready to add some excitement to your collection and make a statement that is hard to ignore!

Cream Me Daddy! Holy Cannoli is not so holy... this design is a lil sticky, you may get some weird looks, but yunno, they're worth creaming for DADDY! Slightly suggestive cannoli filing dripping with that good cream, what more could ya want?

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

If she can read music, she wants the D. Not sure who she is? We aren't either. Show off your nerdy band geek, music knowledge with this funny internet meme parody!