Dick Jokes Humor Coffee Mugs

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Do you have that one person in your life who still somehow fart jokes hysterical? Or perhaps are you guilty yourself of finding the passing of winds just as humorous as they were when you were 10 years old? Well, do I have a mug for you.

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Pizza is already cheesy enough without turning it into a bad joke! But, sometimes the extra cheese makes it so much better. Amp up your cheesiness with this pizza joke design!

Carrots. Channel your favorite dick spray painting high schooler with this this funny American Vandal Inspired Design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Big gift energy. Get ready for the holiday season with this jolly Santa themed Christmas design.

F***boy repellent. Cleanse your life of dick pics and other F***boy nonsense with this design featuring an illustration of a spray bottle.

No energy bigger than an excited pupperdoodle. Here's the SFW spin on the Big Dick Energy meme, perfect for any dog fan!

She wan't the P! Show that you know what girls like and its green father figures from outer space! Show your love for classic anime with this DBZ inspired design.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Bigfeet, big energy. Show your love for Cryptids like Bigfoot and memes with this "Bigfoot Energy" design!

Champion shit stirrer. Show you're the best when it comes to stirring up drama. This funny messy design is perfect for anyone who loves to stir the turd.

Introducing the ultimate mug for meme-enthusiasts and humor-lovers- the Big Duck Energy mug! Move over Big Dick Energy, because Big Duck Energy is the new wave! This mug is perfect for anyone who wants to show off their quirky and fun side. Start your day right by sipping on your coffee or tea from this mug and feel the powerful Big Duck Energy coursing through you. It's a great conversation starter that will surely make your coworkers and friends giggle. The design is simple yet bold, featuring a cartoon duck that represents the new era of confidence and energy. Don't be afraid to embrace your inner silly and grab this mug today! It's not just a mug, it's a lifestyle. Join the Big Duck Energy movement and feel the difference.

Introducing our hilarious and scandalous mug collection featuring the Penis Pastries Pattern. This mischievous design showcases a smorgasbord of classic bakery treats, but with a risqu twist that might just make you blush. Imagine sipping your morning coffee or tea from this cheeky mug and watching your co-workers do a double-take. With our Penis Pastries Pattern mug, you can keep up the innuendo all day long. Whether you're gifting it to your closest friend or using it to spice up your own kitchen cupboard, this mug is sure to make a statement. Who knew pastry could be so provocative? So, why settle for boring mugs when you can start your day off with a dose of laughter and a side of sweets? Indulge in our Penis Pastries Pattern mug today, and let the fun begin!

Just creeping it real! Get ready for the creepiest time of the year with this super cool Halloween design. This design features an illustration of a human skeleton giving finger guns and wearing sunglasses.

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

What do you call a person who thinks about bees all the time? A Hive mind! Great for people who love terrible jokes and buzzy bees!

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little cupcake is ready for a lot of icing!

Please don't interrupt me while i'm talking to myself. Show that your time is valuable and you can't waste it on talking to other people with this funny sassy design.

Necromancers always know how to bring life to the party! ... Literally, they'll raise the dead. This design is great for those nerdy people out there that love necromancers and jokes!

Leave the judging to Judy. Show that you keep your life a judgment-free zone with this funny sassy design.

Ready Thy Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Chrismtas Turkey themed sweater.

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Singing, crying, nagging I can do them all! Show that you're a real catch with this funny design.

Things I have in in common with supermodels: Always Hungry. Show that you're always DTFF, down for food, with this funny sassy design.