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Dick Humor Funny Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 156 Dick Humor Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Don't Be A Dick Greeting Card

Don't Be A Dick Greeting Card

Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Main Character Energy Greeting Card

Main Character Energy Greeting Card

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Send Me Dik-Diks Greeting Card

Send Me Dik-Diks Greeting Card

Send me dik-diks not dick pics. Unsolicited photos of winers are gross. Small antelope from that live in the bushland of eastern and southern Africa are awesome. Show your love for Madoqua with this pro dik-dik design.

Wir Suchen Dich Parody Greeting Card

Wir Suchen Dich Parody Greeting Card

Give people that double-take as you wear this design. This is especially effective if you're looking to hire workers for your business.

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

Cool Beans Greeting Card

Cool Beans Greeting Card

Let's forever make the phrase "cool beans" relevant. I refuse to let the phrase die. Feel fresh as a snap bean with this design!

I'm as Healthy as a Horse Greeting Card

I'm as Healthy as a Horse Greeting Card

I'm as healthy as a horse if that horse has diabetes. Show you're a diabetic with a sweet sense of humor in with this funny horse design.

Pankakke Greeting Card

Pankakke Greeting Card

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Now THAT'S What I Call Dank Weed Greeting Card

Now THAT'S What I Call Dank Weed Greeting Card

Now you can remember all the greatest ah, hits. Smoke a bowl, light a joint, or eat some weed brownies with this funny nostalgic parody.

It's Lit Kinara Greeting Card

It's Lit Kinara Greeting Card

Kwanzaa is Lit! And so is this Kinara. This is a great gift for those special 7 days of the year, and it's sure to make those you celebrate with smile!

Mimosey on Over Greeting Card

Mimosey on Over Greeting Card

Mosey on over for brunch club! Get your best brunch b*tches together with this punny "mimosey on over" design, perfect for enjoying brunch and drinking mimosas with the gang!

What's the Scoop Greeting Card

What's the Scoop Greeting Card

What's the scoop? Poop's the scoop, my man. This smug litter-box cat is perfect for feline aficionados with an appreciation for puns and cheeky humor!

I Tolerate You Greeting Card

I Tolerate You Greeting Card

Is it true love that I put up with your bullshit? Who knows. Show your Valentine that you tolerate them with this design!

Let's Get This Wed Greeting Card

Let's Get This Wed Greeting Card

I'm bready for the wedding! Put the memes into your marriage with this "let's get this bread" wedding parody!

Put Your Nuts In My Mouth Greeting Card

Put Your Nuts In My Mouth Greeting Card

Get filled with the Christmas spirit this holiday season with this funny nutcracker design that says "Put Your Nuts In My Mouth" the perfect gift for that special someone with a sense of humor.

WAP (Wine And Pimento) Greeting Card

WAP (Wine And Pimento) Greeting Card

I'm talking WAP WAP WAP that's some Wine And Pimento! Get turnt with this cheeky and spicy wine humor design that's perfect for the next dinner party, wine tasting, or cheese platter night at home.

Cactus Jack Sparrow Greeting Card

Cactus Jack Sparrow Greeting Card

Who else would it be other than THAT iconic movie character Cactus Jack Sparrow! For those who are fans of plants and pirates!

Chef BoyarWeed Greeting Card

Chef BoyarWeed Greeting Card

aaayyyyyeee lmao more like BOY our weed! Light it up and eat some cold canned ravioli like its the best cuisine on earth with this funny pot pun!

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

I Don't Know I'm Just A Frog Greeting Card

I Don't Know I'm Just A Frog Greeting Card

.Show your love of hilarious frog puns with this frog loving self-deprecating humor, shrug shirt! Let the world know that you don't know anything because you are simply a frog.

It's Lit Menorah Greeting Card

It's Lit Menorah Greeting Card

Hanukkah is Lit! And so is this Menorah. This is a great gift for those special 8 days of the year, and it's sure to make those you celebrate with smile!

Now That's What I Call Anxiety Greeting Card

Now That's What I Call Anxiety Greeting Card

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!

Certified Thembo Greeting Card

Certified Thembo Greeting Card

That's right if you're hot, dumb, pure of heart and "Thembo" resonates with you you're a *Certified Thembo* and I'm proud of you and love you.

Hello Seasonal Depression Greeting Card

Hello Seasonal Depression Greeting Card

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it jolly~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor holiday card!

You Take My Breath Away - Choking Sasuke Meme Greeting Card

You Take My Breath Away - Choking Sasuke Meme Greeting Card

Looking for a unique way to express your love? Look no further than the "You Take My Breath Away - Choking Sasuke Meme" greeting card! This hilarious card is perfect for anyone who loves memes, the Naruto series, or just a good laugh. Featuring Itachi choking Sasuke in a darkly humorous display of affection, this design is sure to make your loved one smile. Whether it's for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, this card is the perfect way to show someone that they take your breath away. Don't settle for boring flowers and candy - give your love the gift of laughter with the "You Take My Breath Away" card today!

Jill-O-Lantern Greeting Card

Jill-O-Lantern Greeting Card

Why is it always "JACK-o-lantern", huh?? Turn heads and carve the patriarchy with this busty Halloween decoration!

#BingBong Greeting Card

#BingBong Greeting Card

From the streets of New York, onto your favorite product. Show off your love for this viral sensation!

Yeet Greeting Card

Yeet Greeting Card

This b*tch graduated... YEET! Grab your diploma to pursue your dreams and memes with this funny "YEET" themed graduation design!

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