Dick Humor Food T-Shirts, Racerback Tank Tops and more

Show off your love of breadsticks and delicious carb-based foods with this Olive Garden inspired, bread lover's, food pun, anti-dick pic shirt! Now go ahead stuff those breadsticks in your purse!

Show off your love of breadsticks and delicious carb-based foods with this Olive Garden inspired, bread lover's, food pun, anti-dick pic shirt! Now go ahead stuff those breadsticks in your purse!

Show off your love of breadsticks and delicious carb-based foods with this Olive Garden inspired, bread lover's, food pun, anti-dick pic shirt! Now go ahead stuff those breadsticks in your purse!

Forget big dick energy, it's all about personality now. You got to preserve, process, and ferment yourself into something desirable. Hone in that big dill energy like the perfect pickle you are!

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

When people are saying "miso horny," you instead say "miso hungry." This shirt is perfect for anyone who'd rather sit around eating ramen instead of receiving random dick pics.

When people are saying "miso horny," you instead say "miso hungry." This shirt is perfect for anyone who'd rather sit around eating ramen instead of receiving random dick pics.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Sometimes life is relentless, even with a bowl of pho. But it d o e s make it a lot better though.

Do you believe... in sass squash? Get some laughs with this funny veggie pun perfect for bigfoot hunting, gardening, or being a sassy sass bucket and dishing out terrible food puns.

Introducing our tongue-in-cheek mantra t-shirt, the perfect companion for those who embrace their perpetually hungry, sleep-deprived, and cold-loving nature. Wear it as a badge of honor and let the world know that you navigate life with a sense of humor. With the bold, playful font and minimalistic design, this tee is a conversation starter wherever you go. Express your insatiable appetite, slumber-filled adventures, and constant longing for warmth with this unforgettable statement piece. Crafted for those who appreciate the light-heartedness of life, our "Probably Hungry Likely Sleepy Always Cold" t-shirt blends comfort and comedy effortlessly. The soft, high-quality fabric ensures a cozy feel against your skin, while the relaxed fit allows for easy layering during colder seasons. Pair it with your favorite jeans and sneakers for a casual look, or dress it up with a blazer and statement accessories for a touch of fashionable irony. Wear it proudly and embrace your irresistibly relatable quirks with this irreverently charming t-shirt.

Introducing our hilarious and relatable t-shirt design: Hold Me, I'm A Mess Taco. Perfect for those days where you feel like a hot mess express that just needs some extra love and support. This funny yet endearing shirt not only showcases your self-deprecating humor but also your love for all things taco-related. Let the crumbled, crumbling, and cheesy taco on this tee be a representation of your current state of mind. Wear it on a night out with friends and have them queue up to hold you tight and give you some moral support. It's both expressive and fun, as sometimes a good laugh and some comfort is all that you need. Made from high-quality materials, this taco t-shirt is the newest addition to your casual wardrobe that you didn't even know you needed until now. So wear it with pride and let the world know that even tacos can be a mess sometimes!

Give me burgers, daddy. Show your burning passion for grilling with this spicy hot grill daddy design, perfect for roasting some dogs on the barbie.

Potatoes are my true love. Celebrate your love of potatoes this Valentine's Day with this candy heart with "Potatoes" written in script lettering!

Potatoes are my true love. Celebrate your love of potatoes this Valentine's Day with this candy heart with "Potatoes" written in script lettering!

Show off your love of cake and working out with this gym humor, food lover's, dessert shirt! Working out is a piece of cake!

Show off your sense of humor with this fitness lover's, avocado workout shirt! Get to the gym and work your core like a ripped avocado!

Don't threaten the onion, they'll make you cry! Goggles won't help either, and neither the 500 other tips the internet tells you will prevent crying. Great for those sassy people out there!

Don't threaten the onion, they'll make you cry! Goggles won't help either, and neither the 500 other tips the internet tells you will prevent crying. Great for those sassy people out there!

Show the world you're not feelin' it and get some waffles with this funny, "Everything Is Waffle" dark humor, food pun design! Perfect for a waffle lover, food humor, self deprecating humor and loving puns!

Show the world you're not feelin' it and get some waffles with this funny, "Everything Is Waffle" dark humor, food pun design! Perfect for a waffle lover, food humor, self deprecating humor and loving puns!

Celebrate the culinary wonder that is avocado toast with this funny, millennial food design featuring the text "This Calls For A Toast"...avocado toast, that is. Perfect for food humor, millennial jokes, and spending all of your financial security on avocado toast and this t-shirt!

Celebrate the culinary wonder that is avocado toast with this funny, millennial food design featuring the text "This Calls For A Toast"...avocado toast, that is. Perfect for food humor, millennial jokes, and spending all of your financial security on avocado toast and this t-shirt!

It's that time of year again, to eat as much great holiday food as humanly possible! Stuff your face this Thanksgiving and Christmas with this holiday humor design featuring the text "Stuffed AF" for your dinner celebrations! Perfect for Thanksgiving humor, Christmas humor, food lovers, and family gatherings!

It's that time of year again, to eat as much great holiday food as humanly possible! Stuff your face this Thanksgiving and Christmas with this holiday humor design featuring the text "Stuffed AF" for your dinner celebrations! Perfect for Thanksgiving humor, Christmas humor, food lovers, and family gatherings!

Show off your love of fitness and your great sense of humor with this fitness inspired, workout humor shirt! Now get to the gym and work on those abs!

Show off your love of fitness and your great sense of humor with this fitness inspired, workout humor shirt! Now get to the gym and work on those abs!

Show off your love of fitness and your great sense of humor with this fitness inspired, workout humor shirt! Now get to the gym and work on those abs!