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Medusuck My Dick Sock
Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.
Big Dick Stocks Sock
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Property Of Dick University Sock
Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...
Dick Academia Pattern Sock
Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??
Chonky Chode Chakra Sock
Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.
Leopard Print Penis Pattern Sock
Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!
She Made Some Plans on My Wick Tonight Sock
She made some plans on my wick tonight, She not with him tonight , She not with Jim tonight, She in the candle light! Check out this subtle parody of the infamous Starboi and Doja Cat single "Dick."This candle is definitely not sus.
Penis Tile Pattern Sock
A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Sock
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
Hella Neck Game Brachiosaurus Sock
Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!
Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby Sock
Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby *wink wink* Honk Honk, watch out, this goose coming through to steal ya mans with their wicked neck game. Got that gooseneck for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!
Dicktor Who Sock
The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.
Pop Art Penis Pattern Sock
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Popsicle Penises Sock
As intriguing as the name suggests, our Popsicle Penises are a naughty twist to a classic summer treat. These frozen delights pack a spicy punch that will leave your taste buds craving for more. Perfect for those who prefer a subtle touch of NSFW in their wardrobe - it's a great conversation starter that needs no introduction. With its innocuous packaging, it's the perfect product to shock your friends and family when they least expect it. So, whether you're looking to add a little whimsy and humor to your sock collection or want to gift it to your cheeky friends, Popsicle Penises are guaranteed to be a hit. Don't hesitate, embrace the quirky and fun side of life with Popsicle Penises!
You Make Me Corny Sock
You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.
Stop Messing With My Head Sock
Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!
Penis Produce Pattern Sock
Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.
Penis Produce Pattern Sock
Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.
Merry Dickmas Sock
Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...
Floral Penis Orange Sock
Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Yellow Sock
Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Teal Sock
Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pink Sock
Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Purple Sock
Looking for some new french toile pattern socks? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices after she stares at it too long? This subtle floral rainbow penis pattern is for you!
Penis Pastries Pattern Sock
This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Sock
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Alt-Right Nuts Roasting on An Open Fire Sock
Alt-Right Nuts Roasting on An Open Fire... that's how that classic Christmas song goes, right? Or is it chestnuts.... irrelevant, because alt-right nuts can burn, that is, if you can find balls on any of those alt-right trolls. Let us beautiful liberal snowflakes fall with their ashes. The alt-right is extremely problematic, so show off your liberal pride with this hilariously inappropriate Christmas design.
Unicorn Penis Pattern Sock
Introducing the Unicorn Penis Pattern socks, the most daring and hilarious addition to your sock collection! These socks are sure to make you and your friends laugh, and maybe even blush a little. This unicorn-inspired print features boldly placed phallic patterns that will have people doing double-takes and wondering if they're seeing things. These socks are perfect for a night out with friends, a bachelorette party, or as a gag gift for any occasion. Whether you're feeling naughty or just looking to add a little humor to your outfit, these socks are the perfect way to express your personality. So, what are you waiting for? Add some spice to your sock game with the Unicorn Penis Pattern socks today!
Banana penis pattern Sock
Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!
Floral Penis Rainbow Sock
Introducing our latest and greatest sock product - the Floral Penis Rainbow! Are you tired of boring, plain socks that don't express your personality? We've got you covered. Our Floral Penis Rainbow socks feature a unique design that combines lovely floral patterns with a not-so-subtle hint of genitalia. These socks are perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to make a statement with their style. They're also a great conversation starter - just wait for someone to notice the pattern and watch the reactions come flooding in! Plus, they're comfortable and durable enough to wear all day long. Whether you're headed to work, a fancy event, or just lounging at home, the Floral Penis Rainbow socks are sure to add some fun to your wardrobe. Don't miss out on this must-have accessory - get your pair today!
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