Derpy Pug Unisex Long Sleeve Funny Blankets

Nothing is nothing more cute than two things cuddling each other, especially if those two things are pugs. Have some fun with this "Cuddle Pugs" design, and show of exactly what two things you enjoy about your life the most: Cuddles and Pugs.

Hoi! Am lerk ners. Am cryptid. pls don't do me a heckin' frighten. I'm easily startled and will hide.

This trash boy is sillier than most. If you love cute raccoons and being goofy, this is the design for you!

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Forget hiding your farts, just admit it and get it over with. Chances are you ain't slick anyways.

Hey now! It's everyone's favorite happy troll, SHROK, from the bog. Ya know, the one with the horse friend? He's like a garlic bulb cause he stinks and you can't get enough of him. Show everyone how much you love Shrok with this parody design.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!