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Dear Maria Count Me In Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 428 Dear Maria Count Me In Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Mail In A Fright With These Spooky Halloween Cards

Mail In A Fright With These Silly (Yet Spooky) Halloween Cards

Show Off Your Calves With These Fitness Themed Socks

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Halloween Count Me In Greeting Card

Halloween Count Me In Greeting Card

If it involves, candy corn, spooky, ooky and kooky, creepy, halloween costumes and fun, you can count me in! Go all in this Halloween season and get super creepy and spooky with this funny and cute, halloween greeting card!

If It Involves Mardi Gras Count Me In Greeting Card

If It Involves Mardi Gras Count Me In Greeting Card

If it involves, beignets, pczki, king cakes, beads, masks and parades. Count me in! Show off your love for all things Mardi Gras and party with this Mardi Gras count me in design.

If It Involves Pirate Things Count Me In Greeting Card

If It Involves Pirate Things Count Me In Greeting Card

If it involves sea shanties, swabbing the deck, searching for buried treasure, saying arghhh, and rum then count me in matey! Show off your love for pirate things with this funny, pirate greeting card!

Count Chonkula Greeting Card

Count Chonkula Greeting Card

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

Dear Valentine (Stalker) Greeting Card

Dear Valentine (Stalker) Greeting Card

This greeting card is perfect for the sassy Valentine card giver who stalks their love interest before going for a date! Get ready to either creep someone out, meet the love of your life or just send this to a friend with the same personality as you.

Dear Santa Miss Me With That Coal Shit Parody Greeting Card

Dear Santa Miss Me With That Coal Shit Parody Greeting Card

Santa I've been super nice this year so please miss me with that coal shit and bring me everything on my list! Tell santa to miss you with the coal but don't forget everything on your list with this funny, miss me with that BS meme, Santa parody, funny holiday, festive, Christmas holiday greeting card!

Does Knitting Count as Cardio? Greeting Card

Does Knitting Count as Cardio? Greeting Card

Does knitting count as cardio? Show that knitting is your favorite workout with this funny knitter's design.

Dear Men, Please Don't Be Shit Human Beings. Please. Greeting Card

Dear Men, Please Don't Be Shit Human Beings. Please. Greeting Card

Dear Men, Please Don't Be Shit Human Beings. Please. These days, it feels impossible to feel safe as a woman, let alone like a celebrity male without them turning out to be a total scumbag. Misogyny is everywhere, is it really that hard to not be a dick? pun intended.

Does Holding in my Farts Count as a Workout Greeting Card

Does Holding in my Farts Count as a Workout Greeting Card

Does holding in my farts count as a workout? Show your strongest muscles are in your butt with this funny workout design.

Dear Nasa Your Mom Though I Was Big Enough Greeting Card

Dear Nasa Your Mom Though I Was Big Enough Greeting Card

SCIENCE BURN! Do your mom jokes really ever get old? Show your love for Pluto, our former ninth planet with this "Dear Nasa, Your Mom Thought I Was Big Enough" design.

Mom, It Was Never A Phase It's A Lifestyle Emo Greeting Card

Mom, It Was Never A Phase It's A Lifestyle Emo Greeting Card

Mom, it was never a phase, it's a lifestyle!!! Show the world (and your mom) that your emo phase never ended with this funny emo, angsty text design! Perfect for emo kids, and living your best pop-punk, emo lifestyle.

Dear Dad, I'd Like To Formally Apologize For Being A Terrible Child Greeting Card

Dear Dad, I'd Like To Formally Apologize For Being A Terrible Child Greeting Card

This Father's Day let your Dad know how sorry you are for the trouble your sassy attitude has caused with this "Dear Dad, I'd Like To Formally Apologize For Being A Terrible Child" greeting card design! Perfect for Father's day, gifts for dad, dad gifts, and a Father's Day gift!

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses Their Stitch Count Greeting Card

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses Their Stitch Count Greeting Card

It's all fun and games until someone loses their stitch count. Show that knitting is a serious affair with this funny knitting design.

Dear Mom Thanks For Not Devouring Your Young Greeting Card

Dear Mom Thanks For Not Devouring Your Young Greeting Card

Show your mom some love this Mother's Day with this hilariously inappropriate, mom humor, weird and whacky greeting card! Now give your mom the best/weirdest Mother's Day ever with this crazy design!

Dear Mom Thank You For Having Unprotected Sex Greeting Card

Dear Mom Thank You For Having Unprotected Sex Greeting Card

Show your mom some love this Mother's Day with this hilariously inappropriate, mom humor, weird and silly greeting card! Now give your mom the best/weirdest Mother's Day ever with this whacky design!

Dear Mom Thank You For Getting Knocked Up Greeting Card

Dear Mom Thank You For Getting Knocked Up Greeting Card

Show your mom some love this Mother's Day with this hilariously inappropriate, mom humor, weird greeting card! Now give your mom the best/weirdest Mother's Day ever with this funny design!

Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Greeting Card

Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Greeting Card

The holidays mean it's time for some wet ass poultry! Show off your WAP with this, "Gobble Me Swallow Me" holiday parody design. Perfect for eating turkey, and celebrating the holidays!

Don't @ Me Greeting Card

Don't @ Me Greeting Card

Don't @ me. Let people know they need to stop tagging you on Twitter with this don't at me design.

Feed Me Chocolate and Tell Me I'm Pretty Greeting Card

Feed Me Chocolate and Tell Me I'm Pretty Greeting Card

To make me happy all you have to do is feed me chocolate. And added bonus would be to feed me the tasty candy and tell me I am pretty all day everyday. Chocolate is delicious and if you feed me some you will be my new favorite person. Call me pretty, feed me load of milk, white, or dark chocolate sugary snacks and tell em I'm pretty with this cute, chocolate lovers, Valentine's day greeting card.

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Greeting Card

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Greeting Card

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Well Roll Me In Glitter And Call Me a Unicorn Greeting Card

Well Roll Me In Glitter And Call Me a Unicorn Greeting Card

Well roll me in glitter and call me a unicorn! Show your love for magic and sparkles with this cute unicorn design.

Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty Goat Greeting Card

Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty Goat Greeting Card

Like a goat in a field, all I desire in this world is to eat literally anything put in front of me and to be praised for my astonishingly good looks. Is that too much to ask?

Pollinate Me Greeting Card

Pollinate Me Greeting Card

Pollinate me please! Show your love for your significant other or just be flirty with this cute and funny, bee, valentine's day greeting card! Save the bees, pollinate and spread the love!

Do Not Perceive Me Greeting Card

Do Not Perceive Me Greeting Card

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Scream For Me Greeting Card

Scream For Me Greeting Card

*Ring, Ring* Hello!

Slay Me Greeting Card

Slay Me Greeting Card

Whether you're a lover of gay lingo, or daydream about falling in love with a vampire - this design is for spicy lovers only. Celebrate Valentines Day with this bold, bloody design.

Don't Make Me Ragequit Greeting Card

Don't Make Me Ragequit Greeting Card

Don't Make Me Ragequit! According to the dictionary, rage quitting is to angrily abandon an activity or pursuit that has become frustrating, especially the playing of a video game. To me, it's just a coping mechanism.

Show Me Your Prick Greeting Card

Show Me Your Prick Greeting Card

Send me pics of your prick! Put them straight in my DM's! Small ones, big ones, fat ones, skinny ones, bald ones, I wanna see them all! There's no prick too strange for me!

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a funny gift for your ex!

Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me Greeting Card

Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me Greeting Card

Hater's gonna hate, but that's only cuz they aren't you. Be yourself, just like cranberry sauce, who's always true to themselves. You'll never open a can of cranberry sauce and find pickles, yeah?

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