Dark Humor Sassy Weekender Totes, Casual Totes and more

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically, I'm hella depressed - but at least I have a sick sort of self deprecating sense of humor. Right?

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Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically, I'm hella depressed - but at least I have a sick sort of self deprecating sense of humor. Right?

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

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How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

If the devil herself appeared in front of you, would you give in to her temptations? Go ahead and rock this retro inspired design of this underworld queen!

Yes I am a saucy, saucy boy. Live life to its sauciest with this iconic sassy William Shakespeare quote from Romeo and Juliet!

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Always use pro-hex-tion. Show off your love of being a sassy, sex positive, witch with this cute, "Practice Safe Hex" witch design with a sword, skull, moon, candles, and magic for your spells!

Animal's screaming, in general, is just a mood. This variaty of screeching critters is perfect for those days when you need to silently yell profanities at the world!

You just keep swimming downstream, and it doesn't end. Get some laughs with this fish that has seen some things.

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

Definitely not on the nice list! Show off your honk with this, "Naughty Goose" Christmas goose parody design. Perfect for being a naughty goose, being rude, and honking through the holidays!

Be careful, I only have so many f*cks to give, and they're all in this bag. Show off your limited f*cks with this funny, "Bag Full Of All The F*cks I Give (Very Limited Capacity)" accessory bag. Perfect for being sarcastic and sassy.

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody shirt.

Introducing the "Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs" Weekender! Be the talk of the town with this hilarious statement piece that will make anyone giggle. Perfect for weekend getaways, road trips, or even a trip to the grocery store. But beware! This bag may attract some unwanted attention, so be ready to explain that it's not what it looks like. The spacious interior can fit all your essentials and then some, so pack with peace of mind. Use it as a conversation starter at parties or bring it to the beach to ensure you never lose sight of your belongings. Stand out from the crowd with this clever and witty weekender that says it all without saying anything at all. Confidence is key, and with this bag by your side, you'll have it in spades. Get ready to turn heads and make a statement with the Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs Weekender!

Show off your love of avocados and your complete sassiness with this delicious avocado pun, kiss my ass shirt! Get some laughs out of your vegetarian/vegan friends and eat some delicious guacamole together!

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.