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Danger Noodle Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 25 Danger Noodle Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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You're a Good Noodle Greeting Card

You're a Good Noodle Greeting Card

The danger noodle is a good noodle too! This positive card is perfect for any snake and reptile lover!

Danger Pickle Greeting Card

Danger Pickle Greeting Card

Cactus? pft. I think you mean "DANGER PICKLE". Care for your sweet stabby cucumber baby with this funny cactus design!

Women Who Read Are Dangerous Greeting Card

Women Who Read Are Dangerous Greeting Card

Arm yourself with knowledge and share your love of books with this book lovers themed greeting card. This sassy card features an illustration of a skull and flowers on an open book and the phrase "Women who read are dangerous.

Try Saying That To My Face You Limp Noodle Greeting Card

Try Saying That To My Face You Limp Noodle Greeting Card

Try Saying that to my face you limp noodle! Show that you're ready to rumble with this funny quote design.

It's Dangerous To Go Alone Take This Turtle Greeting Card

It's Dangerous To Go Alone Take This Turtle Greeting Card

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! Take this turtle fighter with you and you'll be okay! Show off your tiny but dangerous side with this cute and funny, turtle design.

It's Dangerous To Go Alone Eat This Thanksgiving Parody Greeting Card

It's Dangerous To Go Alone Eat This Thanksgiving Parody Greeting Card

It's dangerous to go alone! Eat This delicious Thanksgiving feast and earn back all of your strength! Show off your nerdy gamer self off this Thanksgiving with this funny and nerdy, "It's dangerous to go alone" Thanksgiving parody Holiday greeting card!

It's Dangerous to Go Alone, You Otter Take This Greeting Card

It's Dangerous to Go Alone, You Otter Take This Greeting Card

It's dangerous to go alone, you otter take this! Be an otterly courageous hero like Link with this adorable, classic Legend of Zelda-inspired otter parody, perfect for gamers and otter fans!

It's Dangerous To Go Alone Take These Social Distancing Parody Greeting Card

It's Dangerous To Go Alone Take These Social Distancing Parody Greeting Card

It's dangerous to go alone! Take these social distancing items! Hand sanitizer, face mask and gloves! Become a social distancing hero and gift this fun, quarantine edition of the famous gamer line "It's dangerous to go alone" greeting card design!

Noodlin' Into Yer Heart Greeting Card

Noodlin' Into Yer Heart Greeting Card

You've noodled your way into my heart, valentine! You're quite the charmer! Show some love for your valentine this year with this cute danger noodle design featuring a snake wrapping themselves around a heart!

I Want To Sin Ominous Snake Greeting Card

I Want To Sin Ominous Snake Greeting Card

This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this threatening snake just looking for a good time.

I Want To Sin Devil Snake Greeting Card

I Want To Sin Devil Snake Greeting Card

This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this cute satanic snake just looking for a good time.

Udon Till I'm Gone Greeting Card

Udon Till I'm Gone Greeting Card

Udon Till I'm Gone! Feed me the udon or get gone! This design features an anime inspired bowl of udon noodle soup! You know how you always just want to eat the food in anime? Because same. Perfect for anime foodies and noodle lovers!

The Mothman Tarot Greeting Card

The Mothman Tarot Greeting Card

The Mothman Tarot predicts danger will follow you. Wether that danger falls upon others, or upon you, is up to you. this cryptid represents danger, secrecy, and hiding.

Stupid People Who Think They're Smart Greeting Card

Stupid People Who Think They're Smart Greeting Card

Stupid people who think they're smart are dangerous. Show you're not a fan of Donald Trump with this stupid person inspired design.

Nampaste Greeting Card

Nampaste Greeting Card

The divine in my pasta sees the divine in your pasta! Show off your love of meditating and marinara sauce with this funny, "Nampaste" spaghetti design. Perfect for loving pasta, carbs, and noodles.

Soft But Strong Flower Greeting Card

Soft But Strong Flower Greeting Card

Show off your tender but tough side with this, "Soft But Strong" cute and dangerous flower design, featuring an illustration of a flower with a knife! Perfect for a sensitive person, feeling tough but soft all at once!

Pho Ever With You Greeting Card

Pho Ever With You Greeting Card

Pho Ever and then some, Valentine! Warm up with this adorable foodie inspired design.

Keep Calm And Be A Mom Greeting Card

Keep Calm And Be A Mom Greeting Card

Sure, the kid just threw a biscuit at the waitress and stuck a noodle up their nose, but KEEP CALM! Do what you do best, and be a mom! You'll get yourself and your kids through the day!

You Are Beautiful Rose Uterus Greeting Card

You Are Beautiful Rose Uterus Greeting Card

You are as beautiful as this rose. Elegant, alluring, sharp, dangerous, and brave. Don't ever let anyone else tell you otherwise.

I'm Willing to Hunt For My Food But I Don't Know Where Tacos Live Greeting Card

I'm Willing to Hunt For My Food But I Don't Know Where Tacos Live Greeting Card

I'm willing to hunt for my food but I don't know where tacos live. Show that you would hunt tacos, the most dangerous prey, if only you were aware of their natural habitat.

You Snake Me Happy Greeting Card

You Snake Me Happy Greeting Card

You've noodled your way into my heart!

Full of Spit Llama Greeting Card

Full of Spit Llama Greeting Card

...Is that...a threat...? Stay cute, stay ominous, stay full of spit with this cute af llama design, perfect for keeping people on their toes and maybe 6 feet back.

Kawaii Dragons Pattern Greeting Card

Kawaii Dragons Pattern Greeting Card

Round, chubby, adorable... yet, dangerous! Don't let those cute little faces fool you. They have sharp teeth and flame breath! But if you befriend one, you'll have yourself a living portable lighter!

Bobby Hill Self Defense Dojo Greeting Card

Bobby Hill Self Defense Dojo Greeting Card

The streets are dangerous, you better learn some self defense. Don't waste your time working out at any old gym, come to Bobby Hill's Self Defense Dojo where you'll learn the skills like the patented groin kick and the shrieking battle cry "that's my purse, I don't know you" to protect yourself and become king of the hill.

We're Like Two Soaps In A Tide Pod Parody Greeting Card

We're Like Two Soaps In A Tide Pod Parody Greeting Card

We're so in love and so cute together that we are like two swirling soaps in a tide pod! Show off your love for your significant other and the world's hottest tide pod meme with this funny, tide pod, meme themed, valentines day card. (Disclaimer : Please do not actually eat tide pods they are for cleaning not eating and dangerous to consume).

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