Cute But Eternally Damned To Hell Animal Puns Greeting Cards

You may be cute, but this snail isn't messing around! Show off your mildly threatening sass with this, "Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell" snail design!

Show the world you're ready to headbutt the hell out of misogynist bullshit with this Headbutt The Patriarchy design! There's no room on the farm for sexist sentiments.

Carp some diem with this cute "Seas the Day" design! This cute design is perfect for fans of whales and cute, positive nautical things!

Bunny Ear cactus are argueably one of the cutest of the succulent family! they go great with some bear paw succulents. The best part is there's no need for carrots, just some sunshine and water!

This tiny axolotl is playing "Carless Whisper" incase you were wondering. Show you love of Axolotls and Saxophones with this cute pun design.

You've noodled your way into my heart, valentine! You're quite the charmer! Show some love for your valentine this year with this cute danger noodle design featuring a snake wrapping themselves around a heart!

Look at that sweet garbage child resting in some soft flowers. What a good baby. Spread some good vibes around with this cute floral possum design!

Mama ain't no drama llama but she'll spit out some mean word play once in a while. Show your mom how much you LLove her with this cute design!

This funny thank you card is perfect for the animal pun lovers who just wants to say Thank Ewe with this cute female sheep! This animal card is great for fans of funny thank you cards, animal art, animal jokes, and cute thank you cards.

This cute cat lover's greeting card reads, "Hope You're Kitten Birthday Drunk" and features a cute little kitten in the middle! This punny birthday card is perfect for anyone looking to get wasted on their special day! Grab this cute kitty card and make sure you're kitten drunk!

Show off your love of cute and cuddly chinchillas with this funny, pet pun lover's, flirty and fluffy animal greeting card! Now go ahead and find yourself a special someone to cuddle up with, even if it is just your adorable pet chinchilla!

Omnivore...? Nah, I'm an omnomnomivore! I see food, and I go omnomnomnom....

Am ret, gib cheese. Am no pest, am best friend! Am adorable and intelligent, plz luv me.

Sharks aren't just great, they're essential to keeping the ocean's ecosystem working - just like you're essential to society! Thank you for being you!

Would you bee mine, valentine? You're the honey to my hive! You make my heart buzz!!

Ssssssheeeesh! Show off your love of snakes and being impressed by everyone with this funny, "Sssssheesh" snake design! Perfect for loving reptiles, trendy phrases, and animal puns.

Mother, you're so great, everyone otter have you as their mom! You're the best around, and nobody could convince me otherwise! Great for otter loving mom's on motter's day!

Mother, you're so great, everyone otter have you as their mom! You're the best around, and nobody could convince me otherwise! Great for otter loving mom's on motter's day!

Would you bee mine, valentine? You're the honey to my hive! You make my heart buzz!!

Nothing is impossible, anything is o-possible! Show your opossum positivity with this "anything is o-possible" design!

Baaaah, humpug! Embrace your inner Embenezer Pooch with this grump, Christmas-themed pug!

Let's get slothed. Get ready to party with this design featuring an illustration of a drunk sloth.

Be the raddest, baddest red panda on the block! Get radical with this skateboarding red panda card!

Just because they're covered in sharp sometimes poisonous spines, doesn't mean that puffer fish don't want love too! This adorable sensitive animal greeting card reads, "Hug Me" and shows a cute little puffer fish just looking for some love. Show some emotions with this lovable fishy card!

Looking for a purr-fect way to ask that special someone to be your Valentine? Look no further than our "Will You Bean Mine, Valentine?" greeting card! With a clever play on words and an adorable illustration of a cute kitty holding a heart-shaped bean, this card is guaranteed to make your loved one smile. The witty and punny caption is sure to charm your crush, telling them they are the cat's meow and positively radiant. Let them know you have a special place in your heart for them and ask them to be your Valentine with this feline-inspired card. So if you're looking for a creative and cute way to express your love this Valentine's Day, be sure to choose "Will You Bean Mine, Valentine?" - the perfect card for animal lovers, pun enthusiasts, and hopeless romantics alike!

Ermergerd perpy derg! I may be a little doofy, but I'm your bestest friend in the whole wide world! I love you to the ends of the world and back!

Crocodile tears for the sad crocs out there...show it's okay to cry with this cute, "Crycodile" crying crocodile design, perfect for reptile lovers, animal puns, being sad, emo, and crocodile puns.

Look at dat boi all tangled up! What a mess. You're a knotty, knotty boi! Get some laughs with this silly snake pun design!

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

Hop into the summer sun and have the best, "Hop Frog Summer" with this hot girl summer parody design. Perfect for loving frogs, summer sunshine, and animal parodies!