Cute But Eternally Damned Blankets

It's about damn time for Halloween! Show off your excitement for all things spooky season with this jack-o-lantern, spider webs, and bats design.

This cool patriotic blanket features the phrase "damn it feels good to be American" and is perfect for showing your undying love for the greatest nation on earth: America! Ideal for barbecues, the 4th of July, memorial day, drinking beer, and enjoying freedom!

Head out to the lake with your bait, living your best D.I.L.F. life with this funny, "D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Fishing" fishing design! Perfect for dad gifts, fishing lovers, and catching some bass with your buds.

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are just too damn cute to deal with any of his bullshit.

I may be F***ing adorable, but oh man, am I STRESSED. Show off your stressed but cute self with this text design.

Looking for something dark, sinister and twisted with a dash of crazy but all too cute to mean anything that might scare your grandma away? This blanket is for you! Just dark enough to make a statement but not creepy enough so your mom won't buy it for you!

Looking for something dark, sinister and twisted with a dash of crazy but all too cute to mean anything that might scare your grandma away? This blanket is for you! Just dark enough to make a statement but not creepy enough so your mom won't buy it for you!

Looking for something dark, sinister and twisted with a dash of crazy but all too cute to mean anything that might scare your grandma away? This blanket is for you! Just dark enough to make a statement but not creepy enough so your mom won't buy it for you!

Looking for something dark, sinister and twisted with a dash of crazy but all too cute to mean anything that might scare your grandma away? This blanket is for you! Just dark enough to make a statement but not creepy enough so your mom won't buy it for you!

Spooky scary cute! This squishy intestine blanket is a must have for anyone who's looking to dress up their bedroom, living room, or dorm room for halloween!

This ghost bag is perfect for lovers of ghost hunters, ghost bustin, ghost believers and cute lil ghosts, paranormal investigators rejoice for this is the ghost bag for you. This occult bag is great for fans of ghost decor, ghost art, ghost tote bags and ghost patterns.

Aw what a cute little dildo! Okay, so this pattern might not be totally safe for work (or the faint of heart) but dammit they are cute! Show off your wild side, as well as your sense of humor, with these cute sex toy pillow! Now throw this cute thing on your couch and just wait for all the compliments to fly!

This adorable princess cat blanket is a perfect gift idea for anyone in your life who loves cats, princesses, magical girls, or anime, and especially all of those things at once! These cute kitties have magical wands, beautiful dresses, and queenly crowns, and they're ready to help you complete your kawaii princess decor, so show off your cute taste with this pastel blanket!

Bowser and his clown car are ready for the spooky season! Beware of his army of dry bones and boos!

Halloween, the perfect time of year to be both cute AND spooky! This Wendigo popping out of a pumpkin is here to hear your halloween wishes! They won't grant them, but they're a good listener!

I may be Cute, But I Will Hex a Bitch. Don't cross me or my witch cat, cuz we can hex, and charm, and remain perfectly cute.

Halloween, the purrfect time of year to be both cute AND spooky! this kitty popping out of a pumpkin is here to hear your halloween wishes! They won't grant them, but they're a good listener!

Snuggle and pig out on some junk food with this adorable kawaii food blanket. Yum yum yum, they're almost too cute to eat!

Purrraise him with this creepy and cute tarot card The Devil design! Featuring a pastel goth inspired color palette, a devil cat and some rat demons! Show off your love for tarot cards, creepy & cute aesthetic and pastel goth colors with this cute tarot card The Devil shirt design!

Halloween, the perfect time of year to be both cute AND spooky! this Ghost popping out of a pumpkin is here to hear your halloween wishes! They won't grant them, but they're a good listener!

Name a more iconic duo. That's what I thought. Vibe with the best of em with this cute as heck frog chilling with their best friend snail in front of a mushroom- just as nature intended.

You may be a bit trashy, but boy are you cute! Gain some smiles and laughs with this punny raccoon design!

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Offishally awesome! Absolutely adorable fish blanket to complete your cute animal decor. For all animal lovers, sea creatures to make you smile with their absolute fish cuteness. The perfect fishy gift for anyone with who loves the sea and all the kawaii animals swimming it.

If you're into adorable and/or obscure amphibians, reptiles, or other odd animals, chances are you're familiar with this salamander! The axolotl almost always spends its life in its aquatic baby form, though it's capable of turning into an adult amphibian, and they come in a host of adorable colors, especially pink! Show off your love of cute critters with this adorable pastel animal design.

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

If you're into adorable and/or obscure amphibians, reptiles, or other odd animals, chances are you're familiar with this salamander! The axolotl almost always spends its life in its aquatic baby form, though it's capable of turning into an adult amphibian, and they come in a host of adorable colors, most of which are included in this adorable axolotl pattern: golden albino, albino, leucistic, wild type, and melanistic. Show off your love of odd critters with this cute nerdy blanket!

Are you looking for a cozy way to show off your love for the mysterious and unknown? Look no further than our Cute Mothman Pattern blanket! This adorable and nerdy pattern features multiple whimsical renditions of the iconic Mothman, making it the perfect gift for any cryptozoology enthusiast or fan of the paranormal. Whether you're cuddled up on the couch or heading out for a night of star-gazing, the Cute Mothman Pattern blanket will keep you warm and stylish. Its soft and snuggly texture makes it perfect for chilly nights or lazy afternoons, while its fun and quirky design will add a touch of whimsy to any room. So why settle for a boring, plain blanket when you could have a cozy and cute ode to the unknown? Order your Cute Mothman Pattern blanket today and show off your stylish love for all things cryptozoological!

Pumpkins and bats and skulls, oh my! Whether you're trick-or-treating on halloween or staying spooky all year 'round, this spooky cute halloween pattern is an absolute scream!