Crying Jokes Unisex Long Sleeve Parody T-Shirts

Whoever says crying is a sign of weakness is a liar. Crying is punk. It's the edgiest thing to do because you're doing your best to hold back any violence. All that self-control deserves the recognition!

It says here that they were a Certified Freak ... 7 days a week. An iconic commitment. Some say she still haunts the house. Long live W.A.P. wap w.a.p.

Get to the gym and show off your love of King T'Challa with this nerdy, "Long Lift The King" fitness parody! Perfect for lifting, fans of Black Panther, gym humor, nerd fitness, and your Wakandan workout!

Get to the gym and show off your love of King T'Challa with this nerdy, "Long Lift The King" fitness parody! Perfect for lifting, fans of Black Panther, gym humor, nerd fitness, and your Wakandan workout!

All this living, laughing, and loving is making me do a whole lot of screaming, crying, and throwing up. I'll be outside, yelling into the void...

All this living, laughing, and loving is making me do a whole lot of screaming, crying, and throwing up. I'll be outside, yelling into the void...

In this house, we believe in Die, Cry, Hate over Live, Laugh, Love. :) Show off your funny script lettering, home decor aesthetics with this parody design!

In this house, we believe in Die, Cry, Hate over Live, Laugh, Love. :) Show off your funny script lettering, home decor aesthetics with this parody design!

You've been warned! Trying F***ing around with me and you'll find out how hard I can cry!

Introducing our newest t-shirt, "When Frogs Cry"! This unique design is perfect for anyone who loves animals, music, and a witty reference. With a clever nod to the iconic Prince song, this tee will definitely make a statement. The distressed font and vintage look of the design will have others asking, "Where did you get that awesome shirt?". Whether you're running errands or hanging with friends, this t-shirt will have you standing out in a sea of boring outfits. The song-inspired phrase also brings a new meaning to feeling blue. So, let your emotions out in style with "When Frogs Cry" t-shirt. Made with high-quality materials, this tee won't disappoint. Don't croak up and miss out on this amazing t-shirt!

You've heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for Haunting of Hill House and cry? Show off your love for the emotional spooky show with this funny shirt.

A long time ago in a gym far far away, I trained like I was becoming a jedi master. Train hard, lift heavy weights, do squats and lunges and become a super swole nerd with this funny and nerdy workout shirt.

A long time ago in a gym far far away, I trained like I was becoming a jedi master. Train hard, lift heavy weights, do squats and lunges and become a super swole nerd with this funny and nerdy workout shirt.

Remember never cry over spilt milk, cry over spilt Whiskey. Milk might be good for your bones but you need Whiskey to get through your day. motivate yourself with this inspirational saying "Never Cry Over Spilt Milk IT Could Have Been whiskey".

Remember never cry over spilt milk, cry over spilt vodka. Milk might be good for your bones but you need vodka to get through your day. motivate yourself with this inspirational saying "Never Cry Over Spilt Milk IT Could Have Been Vodka".

Remember never cry over spilt milk, cry over spilt Beer. Milk might be good for your bones but you need Beer to get through your day. motivate yourself with this inspirational saying "Never Cry Over Spilt Milk IT Could Have Been Beer".

Remember never cry over spilt milk, cry over spilt vodka. Milk might be good for your bones but you need vodka to get through your day. motivate yourself with this inspirational saying "Never Cry Over Spilt Milk IT Could Have Been Vodka".

You've heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for Haunting of Hill House and cry? Show off your love for the emotional spooky show with this funny shirt.

How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.

I used to give a damn a long time ago. My damn was placed somewhere in a galaxy far far away. I'm sorry that the F***s I give have been lost to the ages but there is nothing that can be done.

I used to give a damn a long time ago. My damn was placed somewhere in a galaxy far far away. I'm sorry that the F***s I give have been lost to the ages but there is nothing that can be done.

Looking for a hilarious and unique t-shirt that perfectly captures the holiday spirit? Look no further than our "You Better Watch Out" tee! Show off your love of all things Santa and Jurassic Park with this pun-tastic shirt that's sure to make you stand out from the crowd. Featuring the iconic quote "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not move - he can't see you if you don't move", this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. Whether you're wearing it to a family gathering or just out with friends, this shirt is sure to turn heads and make everyone around you laugh. So why wait? Order your "You Better Watch Out" tee today and let the holiday fun begin!

Santa rawrs is coming to town! No gifts this year, only unbridled terror seen in only the likes of jurassic park. Now hold onto your butts and DON'T MOVE.

c'monnn, don't be so shy... I'm long, slender, and curvy, just like those french baguettes! Make sure you draw me from my good side - which is ALL of them!

This Meanie Minimal tee is perfect for those who long to live in a yellow submarine!

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right?

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right?

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right?

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right?

As we come from ash and return to ash, we shall cringe and become cringey. This is the cycle of life.