Critical Hit Garden Flags

It's a crit! Roll a critical honk with this funny, "Critical Honk" goose design. Perfect for being a dungeons and dragons nerd, critical hit, geese humor, goose puns, and roll playing games.

Happy Holidays and a Very Critical Christmas! Perfect for fantasy game lovers and Christmas lovers alike! Roll for Holiday cheer.

Confession...you're my critical crush! Tell your crush how you feel with this cute, "You're My Critical Crush" Dungeons and Dragons inspired valentine. Perfect for DnD lovers and crushes!

Santa Sleighs! Hit the sleigh button and have the most yasss Holiday ever! Sleigh all Holiday with this festive and fabulous, holiday, yasss design.

Let your Valentine know that you'd Hit That ... with Cupid's bow and arrow, that is! Get cheeky about love with this devilish design!

Yeah yeah yeah, the hit clips were pretty stupid... and yet, you were totally the cool kid for owning one! Sure, it only played a portion of a song, and it sounded like absolute garbage, but we'll be damned if we were the only kid on the block who didn't have one!

B*tch, this guy will cut you if you don't hurry up. Fans of Final Fantasy will easily recognize this seemingly harmless guy. This shirt is perfect for fans of gaming and Final Fantasy!

Yeah modern controller rumble is cool, but like, Iunno man, have you ever played games in the 90s with the rumble pack in? That shit hits different. If you vibe with retro vibrating gaming accessories, this design is for you!

Will you be a critical hit? Or a Critical Failure? The world of D&D cannot revolve without one or the other, so whichever you are, just know that you play a CRITICAL ROLL in the game.

Campaign didn't go as smoothly today - chaotic evil energy - rolled multiple ones - you know the feeling.

I'm The DM that Takes Everything Way Too Seriously...I mean, I'm the god of this game I gotta be serious!

It's a critical hit, having a nerdy dad builds character. Show off your love of your dad, being a dad, and DnD with this, "Nerdy Dads Build Character" dungeons and dragons inspired dad design!

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Read banned math books! Show that the awareness of social and economic issues is not a crime to be banned in our education system with this, "Read Banned Math Books" activism design.

Initiate combat, er, romance, with this cute d20 featuring a CRITICAL HEART, which means a complete success on your romance rolls. Perfect for valentines day or your next table top adventure night!

You KENKU it!! I believe in you! Get all nat 20's in your next campaign with this funny kenku design that's sure to be a critical success among your party members and your dungeon master!

Get a critical role for CLASSY with this cute nerdy cat design featuring a bunch of felines as various rpg classes- wizard, rogue, warrior, bard, ranger, and cleric cats! Perfect for any dungeon master looking to run a pawsitively adorable campaign!

Pumpkin spice and roll your dice! This set of dice is perfect for fall RPG fun! Yeah pumpkin spice is great, but show your DM this pumpkin dice design, and they'll be sure to ease up on your campaign...

Being a vegan witch hits different - does this potion require the head of a toad? How about a head of lettuce.

Santa has been hitting the gym this year! Get swole like Saint Nick in this holiday inspired design.

Be a hit at your next Christmas Sweater party with this fun uterus sweater. This design features illustrations of uteruses, fallopian tubes, ovaries, and snow flakes.

Introducing our newest garden flag design: Narcissist-in-chief. Perfect for those who are tired of being told that our former President is humble, modest, and selfless. Whether it's his constant need for attention, his refusal to accept responsibility or his constant need to undermine those who criticize him, there's no denying that our commander-in-chief has some narcissistic tendencies. garden flag narcissist-in-chief trump arraignment political statement outdoors yard dcor durable flag resistant material statement piece american politics election season lawn decoration protest flag presidential portrait garden accessory patriotic design protest sign election merchandise political gift trendy dcor.

America, Do Better. Between violence, capitalism, and corruption, it's tough for regular folks to feel pride in our country. This whole myth of "American Exceptionalism" isn't helping either. So yeah, I can love America, but still be critical of her.

Now you can remember all the greatest ah, hits. Smoke a bowl, light a joint, or eat some weed brownies with this funny nostalgic parody.

Purrvana coming at you with their hit songs such as "Smells Like Tuna Spirit", " Heart Shaped Paw", and "All A-paw-logies"! This famous 90's band is sure to get you nostalgic kitties MEOWING!

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

If your a sussy imposter and cant hold in your sussy nature, show off your six pack and rock this hilarious among us parody inspired by the classic 80s hit.

You know what they say, Mess with the honk, you get the bonk. Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo! Mess with the platypus, you get the stabbypus! Get some laughs with this sassy platypus design!

when that moon hits the sky its time to 420 phase it! Smoke weed and love the moon with this punny 420 design.

Soooooooo, when are you paying off that loan there? Referencing Rihanna's hit song with Tom Nook, this shirt is perfect for any Animal Crossing lover with a vulgar sense of humor!