Crime Fighting Jokes Coffee Mugs

Don't mess with the crab unless you want to get stabbed. Show your love for this silly meme with this crab wielding a serrated stake knife design.

Go step on a lego. Bestow a fate worse than death onto your enemies with this lego foot crime inspired design.

I Wouldn't Do Anything For Love But I Would Do Some Shady Whit for Unlimited Houseplants. Show your love of 80s rock ballads and plants for your home with this funny sassy plant lovers design.

Eat drink and wear fat pants. It's the time of year to overindulge so get your holiday fat pants ready and prepare to do some food crimes.

Eat drink and wear stretch pants. It's the time of year to overindulge so get your holiday fat pants ready and prepare to do some food crimes.

Fighteth Me! Put up your dukes and prepare for fisticuffs with this sassy Shakespeare design. This design features an illustration of William Shakespeare flying the double bird and looking for a fight.

Ever had a bad knee that likes to act up and commit the crime of giving you pain? You might not be the only one with a criminal like that.

Dark circles around eyes. Stays up all night. Eats Trash. Cute. Chubby. Will fight you. Possibly rabid. Show that you have all the qualifications you need to be the sexiest raccoon on the block with this cute trash panda-themed design.

Mess with crabo get the stabo. Show your love for weapon wielding crustaceans with this cute meme inspired pattern.

Meet me by the flagpole so I can whoop your ass. Let your enemies know they're cruising for a bruising with this old-school fight themed design.

Life is so much better on a treatment plan! You can stop fighting so much with your body, and take back that time and energy to do the things that you love. Let folks know you're getting the help you need, and maybe encourage them to get it too!

BACK OFF! SONIC IS MINE! He held my hand during the final boss fight of Sonic Forces and everything! Show your overly possessive love for this anthropomorphic hedgehog with this gamer themed design.

Get ready to turn heads with the ultimate sassy statement mug, "Bold Words for Someone Within Stabbing Range". Warns those pesky people with attitude that you won't put up with their nonsense. Channel your inner medieval warrior, guaranteeing a barrier of witty humor and attitude at arms, to keep even the most abrasive personalities at bay. The perfect gift for your favorite friend who needs a creative way to let out their inner frustrations. Bring this stellar design to your workspace and watch how many people suddenly decide to leave you alone. With a fantasy-inspired design and bold lettering, take this desirable mug with you wherever you go, showing the world you don't need weapons to make a statement. Ideal for morning coffee chit-chat, or afternoon tea with attitude. This mug has everything you need to make your day brighter and your mood livelier.