Crab Ragoon Socks

Why have crab ragoon when you can have crab raccoon!? Clearly they are the cuter, more superior option.

Sweet skateboard, bruh. Show that your hella rad like this crab with this, "Shella Rad" crab pun design. Perfect for being a cute, rad, skateboarding crab!

Make sure your claws are CLEAN. Stop the spread of germs, ya filthy crabs, with this important public service announcement, "Clean Your Claws" crab design. Perfect for washing your hands and staying healthy.

You're a cuddler even if you might pinch sometimes, <3 Show off your love of my being a Cancer crab with this, "Crabby But Will Cuddle" astrology design. Perfect for that cuddly cancer in your life!

Your protective outer shell is just to protect that soft soul! Show off your water sign, zodiac pride with this, "Soft Under My Shell" Cancer crab design, featuring a cute crab illustration, the cancer constellation and ruling planet, the moon!

Don't mess with the crab or you get the stab. This adorable crab is having a pretty bad day, and it's quite relateable. On the worst of days, we can all get a little crabby!

Don't mess with the crab unless you want to get stabbed. Show your love for this silly meme with this crab wielding a serrated stake knife design.

You know whose crusty, fights demons from hell, and punch nazis? That's right! SHELLBOY! Become the king of SHELL with this funny parody design featuring a very cool crab in a trench coat and a mega sized claw. rasputin magic witchcraft folklore b.p.r.d.

Yee Claw!! Giddyup lil' craboy! a ya ready to hop on your sea-horses and herd some of them there cattle-fish!?

Channel your inner hermit crab with this cute introvert design. This design features an adorable illustration of a crustacean and the phase "Homebody.

This Bard is playing her massive fork lyre for her crab familiar, as they enjoy their spoils from a slain kraken! Burst out into song at the next dnd session with this animated looking mermaid bard design!

Introducing the sock that's not afraid to speak its mind. Life can be a real kick in the ass at times, and our "Life is F***ing Relentless" design is the perfect way to say it. Featuring a quirky illustration of a crab smoking a cigarette, this sock let everyone know that sometimes life just sucks. Whether you're having a rough day at work, feeling blue, or just need to blow off some steam, these socks will be by your side every step of the way. Made to be comfortable and durable, this sock is perfect for anyone looking to let their feet do the talking. So why not treat yourself to a pair of socks that are as outspoken as you are? With "Life is F***ing Relentless" on your feet, you'll be ready to take on anything that life throws your way.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Check out those crabby patties!! Inspired by the thicc starfish making waves on twitter, this design is sure to give meme and Spongebob lovers a chuckle. And for the last time, this isn't the crusty crab!!

May ye christmas be merry, and ye pockets be filled with MONEY! Ag agagagag! Make sure to leave out a fresh dollar bill for Santa Krabs!

You just keep swimming downstream, and it doesn't end. Get some laughs with this fish that has seen some things.

This is a soft warning, don't frog with me. don't mess with this frog, they mean business. Show off your tough side with this funny and cute, slightly threatening frog design.

Transform into a magical, mythical sailor scout with this cute mahou shoujo mermaid design! Perfect for fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, and being an elusive sea witch/cryptid worthy of song and legend!

Fight evil by low tide and win love by high tide with this cute magical girl mermaid design! Perfect for transforming into the sea witch you've always known yourself to be!

Just trying to nut, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go.