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Cosmic Brownies Pattern Stockings

Browse our collection of 185 Cosmic Brownies Pattern Stockings . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Cosmic Vulva Pattern Stocking

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Stocking

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

90s Cosmic Planet Stocking

90s Cosmic Planet Stocking

Remember the neon light planet patterns that graced every floor at every laser tag and bowling alley in the 90s. This blanket is adorned with a nostalgic 90s inspired print sure to liven up a child's room or get your friends strolling down memory lane.

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

GameBee Pattern Stocking

GameBee Pattern Stocking

Real gamers remember the original Gamebee. Sooth that nostalgic sting as you comb through the memories with this sweet pattern of bee consoles!

Tanjiro Pattern Stocking

Tanjiro Pattern Stocking

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro with his iconic dark turquoise checkered pattern? Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Tanjiro's cloak pattern!

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

If you're of fan of yellow boy and his amazing demon slaying skills while he's asleep, then rejoice, because this pattern is for you! Whether you're a fan of demon slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Zenitsu's pattern!

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Of course you know who wears this pattern! The adorable demoness Nezuko herself- what a good gal :)! Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Nezuko's pink dress pattern!

Footballs Pattern Stocking

Footballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Baseballs Pattern Stocking

Baseballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Snowflake Pattern Stocking

Snowflake Pattern Stocking

Keep cosy and covered with this winter theme, snowflake pattern design! Perfect for the colder months, loving snow, and seasonal social responsibility!

Squash Pattern Stocking

Squash Pattern Stocking

Autumn is coming, and you're feeling pretty GOURD about it! This squash pattern is sure to radiate the spirit of fall!

Squash Pattern Stocking

Squash Pattern Stocking

Autumn is coming, and you're feeling pretty GOURD about it! This squash pattern is sure to radiate the spirit of fall!

90's Cats Pattern Stocking

90's Cats Pattern Stocking

Are you ready to feal NYAstolgic?? These cats remember what it was like strutting around with a pawkman, listening to clawsettes, calling people on your mewkia, and of course the jingle "be kind, rewind" before returning your vhs to blockpawster.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Mothman Ugly Sweater Pattern Stocking

Mothman Ugly Sweater Pattern Stocking

Finally, a sweater pattern for those mothman lovers out there! Why wear any old ugly sweater when you can wear a MOTHMAN ugly sweater? Disasterous AND seasonal!

Basketballs Pattern Stocking

Basketballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Retro Fall Love Pattern Stocking

Retro Fall Love Pattern Stocking

Show off your groovy and retro fall vibes with this mid-century modern pattern. Lovers of fall, fall fashion, and pumpkin spice, this one's for you!

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Fall Cowboy Pattern Stocking

Fall Cowboy Pattern Stocking

HapYEE FALL everyone! This fall pattern is perfect for those who are a cowboy at heart! Express your love of the countryside and the fall season!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Cats And Candy Corn Pattern Stocking

Cats And Candy Corn Pattern Stocking

Halloween is the season for black cats and candy corn! Equally omens of possible unluckiness, because we all know candy corn is nasty....right?

Desert Rain Frog Pattern Stocking

Desert Rain Frog Pattern Stocking

round, squeaky, and adorable! These little desert rain frogs may be small, but they have a huge attitude! Adorably feisty, if you're a fan of frogs, this is the product for you!

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Potato Butts Pattern Stocking

Potato Butts Pattern Stocking

If a potato has a butt, does that make it a spudonkadonk? Or maybe Buttatos? These potatoes are just like their mashed variants - thicc.

Butt Mushroom Pattern Stocking

Butt Mushroom Pattern Stocking

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

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