Consensual Sex Humor Coffee Mugs

B*tch, don't kill my vibe! Show your love in lewd style with this punny vibrator design!

Better check your vibes before you wreck your vibes, sweetie. Show your love in lewd style with this vibe check vibrator!

Why wait for dry land? There's an ocean of lovin' out there for a not-so-lonely pirate!

There's nothing like the sensual feeling of silky locks sliding through your... bristles. Mmmhmmm. Put that foamy goop on there.

Just trying to nut, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go.

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

If science fiction has taught me anything, it's that space is full of celestial hotties in implausibly suggestive space suits.

Awwww yes, the best part of waking up is That Gay Shit in your cup! Show that you're all about that gay shit with this funny meme design.

Who's ready for hot apple pie, you know what I'm saying? You know what you're into, don't try to act innocent. Thankfully there's a mug just for you to let all your friends know just how weird you are.

Who's ready for hot apple pie, you know what I'm saying? You know what you're into, don't try to act innocent. Thankfully there's a mug just for you to let all your friends know just how weird you are.

What are the two best things in the world? Why, Donuts and Equality, of course!! There's no battle of the sexes when it comes to donuts!

Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.

Introducing our hilarious and scandalous mug collection featuring the Penis Pastries Pattern. This mischievous design showcases a smorgasbord of classic bakery treats, but with a risqu twist that might just make you blush. Imagine sipping your morning coffee or tea from this cheeky mug and watching your co-workers do a double-take. With our Penis Pastries Pattern mug, you can keep up the innuendo all day long. Whether you're gifting it to your closest friend or using it to spice up your own kitchen cupboard, this mug is sure to make a statement. Who knew pastry could be so provocative? So, why settle for boring mugs when you can start your day off with a dose of laughter and a side of sweets? Indulge in our Penis Pastries Pattern mug today, and let the fun begin!