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College Freshman Quotes Parody Tank Tops

Browse our collection of 489 College Freshman Quotes Tank Tops . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Your Mom Goes To College Tank Top

Your Mom Goes To College Tank Top

Show some love for one of the funniest movies of all time with this shirt! This funny shirt references Napoleon Dynamite's iconic scene in which Kip tells the girl at the door that her mom goes to college. It's very funny. You should watch it. This funny shirt is perfect for wearing to school, to college, and anywhere you want to get a laugh.

"Don't Quote Me On This" Tank Top

"Don't Quote Me On This" Tank Top

"Don't Quote Me On This"- said the guy who didn't want to be quoted on these items. Well what do you think about this, GUY? Now your quote is on ALL THE THINGS. Get some laughs with this funny dad joke that takes the phrase "don't quote me on this" just a little too literally.

"Don't Quote Me On This" Tank Top

"Don't Quote Me On This" Tank Top

"Don't Quote Me On This"- said the guy who didn't want to be quoted on these items. Well what do you think about this, GUY? Now your quote is on ALL THE THINGS. Get some laughs with this funny dad joke that takes the phrase "don't quote me on this" just a little too literally.

Men Aren't Necessary Quote Tank Top

Men Aren't Necessary Quote Tank Top

Men are essential in procreation but when it comes to pleasure unnecessary. Take it from the words of a Wonder Woman, you don't need no man! Rock your feminist, amazonian style with this sassy, quote shirt!

More Is More Dolly Parton Quote Tank Top

More Is More Dolly Parton Quote Tank Top

"More is More, and whoever made up 'less is more' is full of it!" quote the iconic larger than life country music star Dolly Parton. Do it up like Dolly with this sassy quote design.

More Is More Dolly Parton Quote Tank Top

More Is More Dolly Parton Quote Tank Top

"More is More, and whoever made up 'less is more' is full of it!" quote the iconic larger than life country music star Dolly Parton. Do it up like Dolly with this sassy quote design.

I Hate Mondays Quote Parody Tank Top

I Hate Mondays Quote Parody Tank Top

A famous Garfield once said that they hate mondays. No wasn't a big orange cat it was a charming and talented british actor! Show off your love for Mr. Garfield with this funny, mis quote design.

I Hate Mondays Quote Parody Tank Top

I Hate Mondays Quote Parody Tank Top

A famous Garfield once said that they hate mondays. No wasn't a big orange cat it was a charming and talented british actor! Show off your love for Mr. Garfield with this funny, mis quote design.

Men Aren't Necessary Quote White Print Tank Top

Men Aren't Necessary Quote White Print Tank Top

Men are essential in procreation but when it comes to pleasure unnecessary. Take it from the words of a Wonder Woman, you don't need no man! Rock your feminist, amazonian style with this sassy, quote shirt!

Harvard Business (Just Kidding) Tank Top

Harvard Business (Just Kidding) Tank Top

Harvard Business is for chumps with no hustle. Dedicated to those smug trust fund kids who can't stop talking about their success.

The Study Girl Tarot Card Tank Top

The Study Girl Tarot Card Tank Top

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid upon her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy and active mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

The Study Girl Tarot Card Tank Top

The Study Girl Tarot Card Tank Top

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Hot Girl Semester Tank Top

Hot Girl Semester Tank Top

Get to class and hit the books hot girl semester style with this, "Hot Girl Semester" design! Perfect for back to school, college kids, and getting to class because nerds are hot.

Hot Girl Semester Tank Top

Hot Girl Semester Tank Top

Get to class and hit the books hot girl semester style with this, "Hot Girl Semester" design! Perfect for back to school, college kids, and getting to class because nerds are hot.

Why Study When You Can Party Tank Top

Why Study When You Can Party Tank Top

Why study when you can party?! Enjoy life without studying and full of partying! Don't let silly things like responsibility hold you back from having a good time.

Why Study When You Can Party Tank Top

Why Study When You Can Party Tank Top

Why study when you can party?! Enjoy life without studying and full of partying! Don't let silly things like responsibility hold you back from having a good time.

Why Study When You Can Party Tank Top

Why Study When You Can Party Tank Top

Why study when you can party?! Enjoy life without studying and full of partying! Don't let silly things like responsibility hold you back from having a good time.

Shoutout To Sidewalks For Keeping Me Off The Streets Tank Top

Shoutout To Sidewalks For Keeping Me Off The Streets Tank Top

You should always give a mention to the sidewalks around the country, that keep kids off the streets everyday. Fighting to keep your kids safe!

Shoutout To Sidewalks For Keeping Me Off The Streets Tank Top

Shoutout To Sidewalks For Keeping Me Off The Streets Tank Top

You should always give a mention to the sidewalks around the country, that keep kids off the streets everyday. Fighting to keep your kids safe!

Shoutout To Sidewalks For Keeping Me Off The Streets Tank Top

Shoutout To Sidewalks For Keeping Me Off The Streets Tank Top

You should always give a mention to the sidewalks around the country, that keep kids off the streets everyday. Fighting to keep your kids safe!

Columbia (Just Kidding) Tank Top

Columbia (Just Kidding) Tank Top

Columbia Law ain't got shit on community college! Dedicated to those smug trust fund kids who can't stop talking about their ivy league success.

I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart To Pass All My F***ing Classes Tank Top

I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart To Pass All My F***ing Classes Tank Top

Sometimes you would rather sell your soul than spend days on your projects and essays for the final week of classes. There are other days when you can wish with all your heart that you actually studied for that final test instead of hanging out with friends, going to the bar, doing that keg stand, and any of those other party school things that you do during the four years of college.

I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart To Pass All My F***ing Classes Tank Top

I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart To Pass All My F***ing Classes Tank Top

Sometimes you would rather sell your soul than spend days on your projects and essays for the final week of classes. There are other days when you can wish with all your heart that you actually studied for that final test instead of hanging out with friends, going to the bar, doing that keg stand, and any of those other party school things that you do during the four years of college.

I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart To Pass All My F***ing Classes Tank Top

I Wish, I Wish With All My Heart To Pass All My F***ing Classes Tank Top

Sometimes you would rather sell your soul than spend days on your projects and essays for the final week of classes. There are other days when you can wish with all your heart that you actually studied for that final test instead of hanging out with friends, going to the bar, doing that keg stand, and any of those other party school things that you do during the four years of college.

This Princess Wears Leggings & Ugg Boots Tank Top

This Princess Wears Leggings & Ugg Boots Tank Top

A Princess can be a fabulous in pumps and a cocktail dress, but around this time of year you can find her in her favorite northface, leggings and ugg boots combo. Show some cute lazy, college girl humor with this couch royalty inspired design.

This Princess Wears Leggings & Ugg Boots Tank Top

This Princess Wears Leggings & Ugg Boots Tank Top

A Princess can be a fabulous in pumps and a cocktail dress, but around this time of year you can find her in her favorite northface, leggings and ugg boots combo. Show some cute lazy, college girl humor with this couch royalty inspired design.

LV-426 Facehuggers Varsity Team Tank Top

LV-426 Facehuggers Varsity Team Tank Top

SMOTHER THE COMPETITION! Be the scifi nerd you are and fit in with your own cliche with this mock varsity mascot logo for your favorite aliens college team around! Choke out the other teams with this new design.

LV-426 Facehuggers Varsity Team Tank Top

LV-426 Facehuggers Varsity Team Tank Top

SMOTHER THE COMPETITION! Be the scifi nerd you are and fit in with your own cliche with this mock varsity mascot logo for your favorite aliens college team around! Choke out the other teams with this new design.

Princeton (Just Kidding) Tank Top

Princeton (Just Kidding) Tank Top

Couldn't get into Princeton University? Dedicated to pretentious ivy league kids who can't stop talking about their success.

Yale (Just Kidding) Tank Top

Yale (Just Kidding) Tank Top

Didn't graduate from Yale? Dedicated to those smug trust fund douchebags who can't stop talking about their success.

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