Choke On My Entire Ass Nerds Totes, Casual Totes and more

Damn Buzz you're dummy thicc we can't hear you over those claps! Show your love of a full moon with this funny retro astronaut butt design!

Season 1 I got hooked. By season4 I was left with FEELS. Seasons onward is going to break me entirely and destroy any semblance of normality I have to my life. Thanks Supernatural. This is all your fault.

Hail Satan, all my bitches are witches. That's right, my girls make up my coven of earth, air, fire, and water and they're all I need to kick ass and take names. Better be careful because we practice dark magic and are well trained in the ways of the occult.

Season 1 I got hooked. Season 2 left me with FEELS. Season 3 is going to break me entirely and destroy any semblance of normality I have to my life. Thanks Sherlock. This is all your fault.

Introducing the ultimate organizational solution for your knit/crochet essentials - The My Ball Sack Weekender! Keep your yarn balls organized and within reach with this hilarious and stylish tote bag. Forget the hassle of rummaging through a messy knitting bag or dealing with tangled yarns, the My Ball Sack Weekender has got you covered. Perfectly sized for easy and stylish transport, you'll love the convenient strap that makes carrying your crafting essentials a breeze. Whether you're going on a weekend crafting retreat or just need to make sure your yarn stash is within reach while watching Netflix, the My Ball Sack Weekender is the solution. Its unique design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations in your crafting circles. Don't miss out on the opportunity to make your crafting life more organized and laughter-filled with the My Ball Sack Weekender.

This dragon lord loves their hoard! Whether your hoard consists of pencils, makeup. or dice, this tote is perfect for any dragon lover!

When it comes to yarn and knickknacks, we all know that bigger is always better. But how can you lug around all of your precious balls without looking like you're carrying an entire craft store? Enter the My Ball Sack tote: the hilarious yet practical solution to all your knitting needs. With plenty of room for your stash, this tote is also perfect for storing your hooks, needles, and other essentials. The playful design is sure to make you stand out at your next knitting group, and the sturdy construction ensures that your balls will be safe and secure. Plus, it's a great conversation starter! Hearkening back to the classic ball sack jokes of our childhoods, this tote is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. And let's be real, who doesn't need a good laugh these days? So go ahead, grab your ball sack and get knitting!

Later, losers, i'm exiting this galaxy. I'm taking my stuff and I'm going HOME. This design is great for people who love aliens and feel like they would feel more at home in space.

You Died. And now everyone knows how, where, and why. Own up to your failures with this souls-like inspired design!

Instead of saying "This really butters my eggroll," real DMs say "This really dungeons my dragons." Dungeon some dragons with your party today with this Dungeons and Dragons-inspired design!

My time to grind! Get ready for that boss fight, or long run through a dangerous unexplored dungeon! Prepare for the worst by grinding away and getting your level and stats up.

Garnet? Rainbow Quartz? Stevonnie? Nah, bae, the best fusion is us. Make your love crystal-clear for your gem of a Valentine with this design!

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

Bitch don't kill my vibe ocean style! This design features an illustration of a blue whale emerging from the sea proclaiming "Fish don't krill my vibe.

Later, losers, i'm exiting this galaxy. I'm taking my stuff and I'm going HOME. This design is great for people who love aliens and feel like they would feel more at home in space.

You Died. And now everyone knows how, where, and why. Own up to your failures with this souls-like inspired design!

yoooo check out my benchy, look how good the resolution is on that bad boy. I'm so proud of my 3d printed son. Get deep into 3d printing and nerd out about filaments with this funny design featuring the iconic benchmark boat!

Oh my God!! Oh sh*t!! Son of a b*tch!! Only an old man like Joseph Joestar could utter such phrases in such an iconic way. This design is perfect for any Jojo fan!

My sexuality is fictional characters. Whether it's Sherlock, the Doctor, Hannibal, Sam or Dean Winchester...I love them all. Fictional boys or girls are so much better than reality. Just whisk me away into your television so I can live a perfect fictional romance with all my favorite celebrities. Show off your love for all the fandoms with this awesome tote bag.

My time to grind! Get ready for that boss fight, or long run through a dangerous unexplored dungeon! Prepare for the worst by grinding away and getting your level and stats up.

Garnet? Rainbow Quartz? Stevonnie? Nah, bae, the best fusion is us. Make your love crystal-clear for your gem of a Valentine with this design!

This dragon lord loves their hoard! Whether your hoard consists of pencils, makeup. or dice, this tote is perfect for any dragon lover!

Weebs can easily identify what "kokoro" means. It means "heart." There's your anime joke of the day, weebs. This cute anime girl design goes to all the broken-hearted weebs out there.

Reading is your super power because you would rather stay inside and read all day then be around people. show of your love for books with this design that says "Reading Is My Super Power".

Does your heart belong to a time lord? Show off your love of that beloved BBC series, Doctor Who, with this lovely nerd inspired, tardis design! Geek out!

Show your campaign boo how special they are with this, "You're Always On My Mind" Mind Flayer valentine design! Perfect for a dungeon master, nerdy gifts, and lovers of Dungeons and Dragons.

There isn't much in this world that better than reading a good book. Let it be known far and wide that if you can't bring what you're reading, you have no need to go with this "If I Can't Take My Book. I'm not Going" design. Hit the library and meet some new friends by letting them know you're a book junkie.

Do you love My Hero Academia? Do you love Takoyami and his Dark Shadow? Then this beautifully drawn takoyami wielding his Dark Shadow is the perfect design for you!

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

It's allllll good! I'm just Playing My Silly Little RPG Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through playing my dnd while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.