Chicken Jokes Puns T-Shirts

What do you call a chicken that's good at math? ...A 'mathemachicken' haaaaa. Show off your intelligence and high IQ dad joke with this chalkboard chicken design!

This barn ain't big enough for the both of us, so why don't you cluck off!? Show off being a sassy, silly chicken with this, "Cluck Off" chicken flipping the bird, like the bird they are.

Introducing our latest t-shirt product, "Cluck Off Chicken"! Whether you're the kind of person who loves a good pun or just looking for a fun and witty graphic tee, this shirt has got you covered. Our feisty and sassy chicken graphic is here to remind you that sometimes it's okay to tell the world to cluck off. Our "Cluck Off Chicken" design is perfect for anyone who's been feeling a bit annoyed by the world lately and wants to show off their silly side. Wear it to a party, to the gym or just casually around the house. Not only will this shirt become a fashion statement, but it also sends a strong message to those who deserve it. We guarantee this shirt will be a feather in your cap! So why not buy yours today and let the world know where you stand?

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

Don't ruffle these feathers or you'll regret it! Show that you're not to be messed with, with this funny, "Mess With The Chicken You Get The Kickin'" chicken design!

Don't ruffle these feathers or you'll regret it! Show that you're not to be messed with, with this funny, "Mess With The Chicken You Get The Kickin'" chicken design!

Call me one chicken nugget cause I'm single and not bone-in. Show that you're all alone this Valentin's day with this chicken nugget and loneliness inspired design.

Call me one chicken nugget cause I'm single and not bone-in. Show that you're all alone this Valentin's day with this chicken nugget and loneliness inspired design.

Snake Jokes are Hiss-terical. Show your love for animal themed puns with this serpent inspired design.

Snake Jokes are Hiss-terical. Show your love for animal themed puns with this serpent inspired design.

Stop making anatomy jokes! They're so cornea! UGH! Iris you would stop making such bad puns! Get some groans from doctors, artists and scientists alike with this facepalm inducing anatomy pun featuring a cross cut eyeball anatomy drawing and the phrase "anatomy jokes are cornea"!

A good science joke can leave some people feeling out of the loop, and jokes about cellular reproduction in particular seem to be rather...divisive. Perfect if you're in a STEM field though, especially biology!

Food jokes can be alright, food puns are so so. The thing that is the most awful are Sausage jokes. I'll let you know right now that sausage jokes are the absolute WURST. Nothing can change my opinion about that, sorry. So just move along with your meat tube humor. I'll be over her being angry with this Sausage Jokes are the Wurst shirt!

Food jokes can be alright, food puns are so so. The thing that is the most awful are Sausage jokes. I'll let you know right now that sausage jokes are the absolute WURST. Nothing can change my opinion about that, sorry. So just move along with your meat tube humor. I'll be over her being angry with this Sausage Jokes are the Wurst shirt!

Whether you're a chemistry major, someone with a career in STEM, or just someone who's really into science jokes, this design is perfect for that exact purpose.

Whether you're a chemistry major, someone with a career in STEM, or just someone who's really into science jokes, this design is perfect for that exact purpose.

Whether you're a chemistry major, someone with a career in STEM, or just someone who's really into science jokes, this design is perfect for that exact purpose.

C'mon now you didn't -really- think I was out of cringeworthy science jokes right? Get a periodic laugh (or a disgruntled din of disgust) with this humorous joke bound to make any scientist envious of your terrible pun skills.

C'mon now you didn't -really- think I was out of cringeworthy science jokes right? Get a periodic laugh (or a disgruntled din of disgust) with this humorous joke bound to make any scientist envious of your terrible pun skills.

The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this funny chicken.

The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this funny chicken.

Listen, kiddo. These aren't just puns. I'm clearly working on my future dad joke repertoire. I need to be able to say, "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" with a straight face and without a moment's hesitation, so just LET ME PRACTICE. Grab this funny ironic shirt and work on your eyeroll-inducing puns with RECKLESS ABANDON.

Listen, kiddo. These aren't just puns. I'm clearly working on my future dad joke repertoire. I need to be able to say, "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" with a straight face and without a moment's hesitation, so just LET ME PRACTICE. Grab this funny ironic shirt and work on your eyeroll-inducing puns with RECKLESS ABANDON.

Listen, kiddo. These aren't just puns. I'm clearly working on my future dad joke repertoire. I need to be able to say, "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" with a straight face and without a moment's hesitation, so just LET ME PRACTICE. Grab this funny ironic shirt and work on your eyeroll-inducing puns with RECKLESS ABANDON.

Hah! Get it!? Running jokes? Hey, where are you going? What do you mean the only kind of running you do is running out of patience for me!?

Hah! Get it!? Running jokes? Hey, where are you going? What do you mean the only kind of running you do is running out of patience for me!?

Eh? Ehhhh?? ...Look, we can't all be winners here, folks. Arm yourself with the dadly puns with this "jokes turn into dad when they become apparent" design!

Eh? Ehhhh?? ...Look, we can't all be winners here, folks. Arm yourself with the dadly puns with this "jokes turn into dad when they become apparent" design!

My dad's jokes are pretty unicorny. Even your baby is over your corny, dad jokes. Show off your love for dad jokes, puns and unicorns with this cute, funny, dad jokes, unicorn baby onesie.

I got acorny joke for you! Show off your love for puns and humor and dad jokes with this cute and funny, acorn pun t shirt!