Cannabis Quotes Quotes Coffee Mugs

"Don't Quote Me On This"- said the guy who didn't want to be quoted on these items. Well what do you think about this, GUY? Now your quote is on ALL THE THINGS. Get some laughs with this funny dad joke that takes the phrase "don't quote me on this" just a little too literally.

'No, she's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess."- Cher, the yellow-plaid blazer wearing, style icon, and blonde bombshell of 90's film said these words in the classic chick flick "Clueless." Show your 90s girl power vibes with this pop culture inspired design!

The movie theatre, a magical place where somehow heart break seems good. Share your love for the movies, movie theaters and this now iconic wrote with this parody design.

In a recent statement regarding the discriminating "Don't Say Gay Bill", Oscar Isaac commented "Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!'" Show off your pride with this supportive, lgbtqia pride, quote design.

'So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so."- Cher, the yellow-plaid blazer wearing, style icon, and blonde bombshell of 90's film said these words in the classic chick flick "Clueless." Show your 90s girl power vibes with this pop culture inspired design!

In this world? We're clearly ALL mad. But is that necessarily a bad thing? Here's a secret - all the best people are.

Introducing the latest addition to your petty wardrobe, the Blow Me Dandelion mug! With this sassy and hilarious design, you'll have the perfect way to tell the annoying people in your life to buzz off. Featuring a colorful and lifelike dandelion alongside the famous "Blow Me" phrase, you can show off your sarcastic side to the world. Whether you're enjoying your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or nighttime hot cocoa, this mug will be sure to put a smile on your face and make you feel empowered. It's the ultimate gift for any friend who needs a little extra oomph in standing up for themselves or just loves to add some snarky humor to their life. So go ahead, embrace your sass and let this Blow Me Dandelion mug speak for you!

The year is 2040, our president is a plant. Show your love for this funny nerdy reference with this 2040 presidential race shirt. This design features an illustration of a plant and the phrase "Plant For President 2040, a non sentient candidate you can trust.

Seriously, like just chill. Show off your love of Gandhi and his super chill teachings with this hilariously funny, historical figure, quote parody coffee mug!

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me! Show your love for Howl and his moving castle with this quote from Diana Wynne Jones'Howl's Moving Castle.

I have a gym at home it's called the bedroom. Show your cardio is bumping uglies with this Pam from the Office quote inspired design.

You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This funny Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

They lesbians. They lesbianing together. Show your lesbian pride with this funny quote inspired design.

Show off your sassy attitude with this funny, "It's Okay If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste" sassy quote design! Perfect for being sassy, sassy humor, sassy quotes, and sassy gifts!

We All Start as Strangers Some of Us Stranger Than Others. Show you're a strange ranger, but a good friend with this inspirational quote design.

Take it Sleezy. Show your love for philosophical TV with this last line of the Good Place inspired design.

I dump your ass. Show your love for Stranger Things' Eleven with this season three quote parody.

I can't fix America. Show that this country stacked with issues and you can't fix them on your own with this design.

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? Channel everyone's favorite sci-fi princess with this funny nerdy quote.

Yes I am a saucy, saucy boy. Live life to its sauciest with this iconic sassy William Shakespeare quote from Romeo and Juliet!

Prove you belong in the good place because nobody's perfect, with this funny, "Pobody's Nerfect" design inspired by The Good Place! Great for fans, imperfect people (everyone), and watching your favorite shows!

I don't want to work! I just want to bang on this mug all day! Show that Michael Scott is your #bossgoals with this funny quote mug.

Get the coven together and start hexin' with the homies with this witchy twist on an iconic 90s teen movie quote!

I studied Zoology in college and can control animals with my mind. Show that the study of Zoology is the study of how to control animals with telepathy with this funny TV show quote inspired design.

I'm gonna need you to take your opinion and shove it wayyy up inside your butthole. Let people know their opinion is unwanted with this funny quote design.

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. - Eleanor Roosevelt 1936. Channel your inner race care driver with this funny fake quote design.

Oh shit, that coffee is fresh to death! Show your love for delicious coffee and funny quotes with this mug featuring the lemonade bridesmaids' quote "Oh Shit, That's Fresh.

If you can sense the presence of adulthood and existential anxiety in this Chili's, share it with the world. This funny, "I Feel Existential Anxiety In This Chili's Tonight" office parody design! Perfect for having anxiety, fans of the office, being like Pam and sharing funny quotes!

Et Tu, Brute? Commemorate the moment Gretchen Weiners cracks with this funny coffee mug featuring a segment from her history report on Caesar. This funny movie quote mug features the phrase "Brutus is Just as Cute as Caesar.

Calzones are like pizza just harder to eat. Show your love for Ben Wyatt and his adorable calzone obsession with this calzone quote. This funny coffee mug features an illustration of a calzone and the phrase "The Calzones Betrayed Me?