Candy Jokes Nsfw Humor Coffee Mugs

We all know a prick or two out there, celebrate valentines with this very outrageous, tongue in cheek design!

We all know and love a C*** out there, celebrate valentines with this very outrageous, tongue in cheek design!

Introducing our hilarious and scandalous mug collection featuring the Penis Pastries Pattern. This mischievous design showcases a smorgasbord of classic bakery treats, but with a risqu twist that might just make you blush. Imagine sipping your morning coffee or tea from this cheeky mug and watching your co-workers do a double-take. With our Penis Pastries Pattern mug, you can keep up the innuendo all day long. Whether you're gifting it to your closest friend or using it to spice up your own kitchen cupboard, this mug is sure to make a statement. Who knew pastry could be so provocative? So, why settle for boring mugs when you can start your day off with a dose of laughter and a side of sweets? Indulge in our Penis Pastries Pattern mug today, and let the fun begin!

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby *wink wink* Honk Honk, watch out, this goose coming through to steal ya mans with their wicked neck game. Got that gooseneck for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Show off your love of tacos and your dirty sense of humor with this, "Taco Dirty To Me" taco design with a flushed facial expression. Perfect for food puns, taco lovers, and dirty minds.

Introducing the Pound My Cake Daddy mug - the sassiest way to serve your piping hot coffee! This ceramic mug is the perfect gift for anyone with a wicked sense of humor and a sweet tooth. The playful title and "cream-filled" twist on classic pound cake will have everyone in your life doing a double-take. Not only is this mug functional, offering plenty of room for your caffeine fix, it's also a conversation starter at work or over brunch with friends. The white exterior and bold lettering make this mug hard to miss, and the sturdy handle ensures a confident grip. You'll find yourself reaching for this mug every morning without fail, eager to take on the day with a little extra sass and sweetness. So who's ready to get creamed with some Pound Cake Daddy? Order your mug today and let the fun begin!

Mess With The Peen and I'll Make A Scene! When it comes to the peen, no holds barred! Protect the package!

If that's what makes you happy, if that's what tickles your nuts go for it. Encourage those around you to live their best life with this Kourtney inspired quote.

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.