Burnt Out Humor Greeting Cards

A real man of taste knows a thing or two about the art of ahegao after all. Celebrate the real meaning of Valentine's Day with this hentai-inspired design, featuring the ahegao face!

I'm gonna knock you out, Llama said knock you out! Show your love for 1990s hip-hop with this funny song parody llama design.

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Nobody likes a chilly booty! Warm me up fam, I'm shivering over here and things are getting jiggly. Just keep an eye on it, I don't wanna come out burnt.

Run like lucario!! Cardio is important, and this lucario knows it! Great for nerdy gym goers!

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Pretending to be polite is so exhausting. Show that acting like you have a shred of manners really takes it out of you with this funny sassy design.

I'm hear to eat ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. Prepare thyself for Ass Eating Season with this design.

If I hadst a single F*** to giveth I would bestow it unto thee. Show that you don't give a F***, but be fancy about it. Channel your inner Shakespeare with this funny design.

I Thought Burpees Were Just Baby Burps. Show your advection to working out and your love of Titus Andromedon with this funny workout quote design.

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

I need tp for my bunghole. The year is 2020, The Virus has consumed the land and our most prized commodity is... toilet tissue. Show that you've run out of paper for your poopy butthole with this design.

"You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why~" Even when you don't believe in Krampus or yourself, at least Krampus will always believe in you. <3 Celebrate the cynical, wicked side of Christmas with this "Krampus Believes in You" design!

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.