Black Metal Funny T-Shirts

Attention everyone! This new pup band has been the hottest topic in town. Introducing Ruff Metal! The new music genre that'll bark your ears off!

Introducing the purrfect combination of rock and roll with Metallica and the ultimate symbol of fluffiness with cats - The Metallicat Unfurrgiven Black edition! This tee will bring out your inner rebel and feline frenzy with its unique design that captures the essence of a cat jamming out on a guitar. Its the tee that was waiting to happen, the one that will have people wondering if they ever really knew you. Every time you wear it, you'll feel like the ultimate headbanger, but with a touch of cuddliness. So whether youre hitting the town to rock it out with your friends, or just looking for something to lounge in while enjoying a movie marathon, this tee is the perfect choice for you. Embrace your love for cats and Metallica with the Metallicat Unfurrgiven Black Edition tee today!

Some days, all you want to do is pet dogs and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal tee is perfect for those times! This metal dog design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy doggos. Everyone needs a middle ground!

Some days, all you want to do is pet dogs and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal tee is perfect for those times! This metal dog design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy doggos. Everyone needs a middle ground!

Does your wardrobe look like a dark abyss due to the amount of black clothing you have? Well, how about we add another! This design is perfect for those who enjoy black cats and looking like a child of the night.

You don't need to say a word. Your fellow black friday shopper will know you mean business.

Introducing the ultimate tee for metalheads and dog lovers, our "All I Want To Do Is Pet Dogs And Listen To Metal" t-shirt! With this hilarious and clever design, you'll be the talk of any social setting. Whether you're in the mosh pit or snuggling up with your furry friend, this shirt is your go-to. The perfect gift for anyone who loves to headbang and dog-watch at the park, you'll be the envy of all your friends. Let everyone know that you don't have to choose between heavy metal and puppy love - you can have it all with this metal dog design! So embrace your inner metalhead and dog lover with this unique t-shirt that shows off your fun-loving personality. The only question left to ask is: why settle for anything less?

If you are fluent in the arts of sarcasm and you can be legally considered a weapon and that your sarcasm could kill or seriously injury? Then this design is just right for you.

If you are fluent in the arts of sarcasm and you can be legally considered a weapon and that your sarcasm could kill or seriously injury? Then this design is just right for you.

Black friday is almost here, or it may be 12 months away. either or, this design will get you prepped and energized for the crazy deals that are about to come! After all, as this holiday themed design says, who needs sleep?

You don't always need a kid to be daddy. Sometimes you just need some sugar. Or not. No one cares. Do whatever you want. Because you're [daddy].

These witchy black kitties know they're thicc, so why not show it off? That booty be PAWppin! I like cat butts and I cannot lie!

These witchy black kitties know they're thicc, so why not show it off? That booty be PAWppin! I like cat butts and I cannot lie!

It was I who lit the black flame candle and broke the witches back to life! Show off your love for all the hocus pocus the Halloween season brings with this cute and funny, Halloween shirt!

It was I who lit the black flame candle and broke the witches back to life! Show off your love for all the hocus pocus the Halloween season brings with this cute and funny, Halloween shirt!

It was I who lit the black flame candle and broke the witches back to life! Show off your love for all the hocus pocus the Halloween season brings with this cute and funny, Halloween shirt!

Anyone want an extra shot of deadspresso to keep you dead and tired? Yes? Alright, perfect, this shirt is all yours!

Story time? Who's ready for some story time? All of us are dying to know what happened. Get this design to indirectly ask people for their stories or if they would want to hear yours.

These three are iconic for their terrible friendship. There's no way for them to ever get along since all they do is fight to the death!

Yep. That's it, just have a Holiday. Not good nor bad, just... Holiday.

Sometimes we all have those moments where we just need a shirt we don't care about. Presenting the "F*** It" shirt! Where it whilst doing yard work, painting, grocery shopping, concerts, o any events. Whatever works for you; you just do you boo!

If you ever have a hard time say 'no,' let this design do all the work for ya!

Forget the milk, got vaxx? Wear this shirt to bring more awareness to take care of one's health and other around them!

Sometimes we all have those days where we're more in tuned with our emotions. Let others know how you are with Usagi in her feels!

The energy isn't too big, nor too small, nor is it average. It's just okay. Does has it has to do. Show off this meta energy with honor!

"No, really. I'm fine. For real. No cap." Get this shirt to make a statement that all is well. How will they know? They'll never know.

Feeling a little shy? Can't take enough? Just want to stop? Wear this shirt to let them know... respectfully.

Just because you're suppose to fit in... doesn't mean you won't. You will. Like this shirt. It'll fit you just fine.

Show that you're committed to your monochromatic wardrobe with this design that reads "I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.

Get this minimalistic vegan daddy design for all the vegan daddies you know. They will not be disappointed with this honorable title.