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Bird Patterns Ornaments

Browse our collection of 324 Bird Patterns Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Bird Nerd Ornament

Bird Nerd Ornament

You love all those feathered fellows. Cockatiels, parakeets, love birds, you name it! Claim your title as the bird with the nerds with this tee!

Bird Illusion Ornament

Bird Illusion Ornament

It's a fact that birds aren't real! Whether you believe that they're robots controlled but the government or simply enjoy a good pun, they have been and simply will always be - an illusion.

Bird Boxing Ornament

Bird Boxing Ornament

Birdbox? Ain't that a thing you do when you put two birds into a boxing ring? Show your love for Netflix, humor and Birdbox with this boxing bird design!

BLue Bird Ball Gag Ornament

BLue Bird Ball Gag Ornament

Free speech is kinky, show some memey political humor with this blue bird inspired gag tee.

Into the Unknown Pattern Ornament

Into the Unknown Pattern Ornament

Did you get lost wandering the woods and got caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way! Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Mushmaids Pattern Ornament

Mushmaids Pattern Ornament

Mushroom mermaids exist, mushmaids, and they are so much fun(gi)! mushrooms.

GameBee Pattern Ornament

GameBee Pattern Ornament

Real gamers remember the original Gamebee. Sooth that nostalgic sting as you comb through the memories with this sweet pattern of bee consoles!

Donut Pattern Ornament

Donut Pattern Ornament

Let donuts make you go nuts with this adorably cute, colorful and delicious, donut pattern pillow! Cuddle up with this sweet treat and dream of a sweet treat wonderland full of cupcakes, donuts, and pastries! Pair this pillow pattern with the "Donut Touch Me" pillow to create a wonderful sweet sassy set.

Basketballs Pattern Ornament

Basketballs Pattern Ornament

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Footballs Pattern Ornament

Footballs Pattern Ornament

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Baseballs Pattern Ornament

Baseballs Pattern Ornament

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Ornament

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Ornament

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Avocado Toast Pattern Ornament

Avocado Toast Pattern Ornament

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Retro Fall Love Pattern Ornament

Retro Fall Love Pattern Ornament

Show off your groovy and retro fall vibes with this mid-century modern pattern. Lovers of fall, fall fashion, and pumpkin spice, this one's for you!

Christmas Cats Pattern Ornament

Christmas Cats Pattern Ornament

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament

Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Taco Vulvas Pattern Ornament

Taco Vulvas Pattern Ornament

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

Cute Macarons Pattern Ornament

Cute Macarons Pattern Ornament

Macaron lovers unite with this adorable pattern! Macarons are, without a doubt, among one of the cutest foods out there.

Cake Decoration Pattern Ornament

Cake Decoration Pattern Ornament

Nothing is more satisfying to look at than some really well made cake decorations! How do they do it!?

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Simple Halloween Pattern Ornament

Simple Halloween Pattern Ornament

Slip into the minimalist simple spooky night of halloween with this cute pattern featuring tombstones, coffins, candles, skulls, ghost and other cute occult symbols!

The Shining Pattern Ornament

The Shining Pattern Ornament

Everyone will know you're a true horror movie fan with this iconic pattern from The Shining hotel. Just be careful, the ghost of Stanley Kubrick might haunt you while you cuddle this pillow.

Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament

Christmas Peens Pattern Ornament

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Spooky Black Cats Pattern Ornament

Spooky Black Cats Pattern Ornament

Black cats are a spooky season essential! These adorable kitties keep Halloween purrrfect!

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Ornament

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Ornament

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Ornament

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Ornament

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

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