Bird Patterns Humor Coffee Mugs

Birdbox? Ain't that a thing you do when you put two birds into a boxing ring? Show your love for Netflix, humor and Birdbox with this boxing bird design!

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Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Introducing our hilarious and scandalous mug collection featuring the Penis Pastries Pattern. This mischievous design showcases a smorgasbord of classic bakery treats, but with a risqu twist that might just make you blush. Imagine sipping your morning coffee or tea from this cheeky mug and watching your co-workers do a double-take. With our Penis Pastries Pattern mug, you can keep up the innuendo all day long. Whether you're gifting it to your closest friend or using it to spice up your own kitchen cupboard, this mug is sure to make a statement. Who knew pastry could be so provocative? So, why settle for boring mugs when you can start your day off with a dose of laughter and a side of sweets? Indulge in our Penis Pastries Pattern mug today, and let the fun begin!

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

I'm squawkard! Show your love for goofy birds with this awkward cockatiel design!

The bird and the bear are back for Smash! Show your love for Banjo-Kazooie with this "Gettin Jiggy With It" parody design!

Yee-caw! Show your love for cowboys and pigeons with this adorable Cooboy design!

Yer a crow lovin, nature lovin, cowboy lovin country bumpkin!! Make your wardrobe a little more country with this adorable and hilarious Yee Caw design! This crow's ready to wrangle up some bird seed! yeeeee-caw!

Fighteth Me! Put up your dukes and prepare for fisticuffs with this sassy Shakespeare design. This design features an illustration of William Shakespeare flying the double bird and looking for a fight.

Honk your way to victory with this Andy Warhol inspired goose pop art pattern! Show off your love for geese while being stylish all at the same time!

Chaotic, but a little awkward! I'm not as agile as the other geese, and despite my weirdness, i still get the job done! I'm a mean, lean, honkward machine.

Don't threaten the onion, they'll make you cry! Goggles won't help either, and neither the 500 other tips the internet tells you will prevent crying. Great for those sassy people out there!

Once upon a midnight dreary, blah blah whatever. This weak and weary joker is such a downer, I'm outie.

You don't mess with this hissing bird. Show your bad temper and love for geese with this punny design!

do you love black cats, halloween, and embarassing your family and friends with ugly sweater patterns? This is the perfect design for you! These witchy cats are here to help you cast the spell of embarassment on your loved ones!

Look, it's hard to fly all day every day, okay? Sometimes you just need to crash---preferably into a pillow. Give your flappers a rest and just snooze for a while.

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Ghoost. Part ghost. Part goose. Show you're love for spooky spirits and majestic water foul with this dead Canada goose design.

Never mess with a critter and their symbiotic relationship! They need each other, so naturally if you mess with one... you get to deal with the other! The perfect design for people who happen to be very protective of their friends!

Conspiracy theorists be like "Aliens made the Pyramids!" And "They faked the moon landing!" Pffft. Next They'll be telling us that Birds are real. Hah. Inspired by the "I made this" meme, this funny little interaction is great for alien and conspiracy theorist lovers!

Don't get me wrong, Coffee is great... But sometimes you just need some booze. Of course, you could always kill two birds with one stone by putting alcohol in your beverage of choice! Shh, nobody will ever know.

All of them? A big, ol' mood. Whichever cat resonates with you the most, anyone can appreciate the raw beauty of edited crying cat pics. This design is perfect for angsty fans of memes and cats!

Pumpkin spice now comes on an ugly sweater! This brings a new meaning to pumpkin spice everything. Embarass your friends and family with this ugly pumpkin spice sweater, perfect for those who love fall and pumpkin spice lattes!